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Realising today I've only got 3 weeks left at work till Christmas :(
Faceparty was class for slags lol
Is still full of duck faced orange girls...
Is that really still going?? would have thought it would have died a death by now what with Twitter and Twatbook!
£50 for a f'ing Christmas tree! Now I remember why I've had a fake 1 for last 10yr's lol. Feel free to tell me if I'm been tight bar steward but that to me seems a little extreme. Still ended up buying it though so not sure why I'm whinging lol.
My £10 B&M one is great
Screw Christmas, bloody Heart radio played Christmas songs all morning!! I mean what the actual fook. It's 24 days away, get bent with your Christmas crappy songs. Dave my inner chimp nearly stuck a bacon sandwich in the CD slot of the friggin' radio turn it in just play normal songs that sane people want to hear, all I can hear is "I wish it could be sodding Christmas" every-time I get a quiet 5 seconds.
Xmas hatorz make me piss myself lol
I love Christmas, but the hype and build up really does start too early
Snap^
I love it, getting things for people that will love and maybe be surprised by is the best bit.
But i think the decs shouldn't go up till near went the kids finish school. That's how my mum always did it, cause then its mega exciting and you know it's the 25th soon.
Now my mrs wants to put everything up on like the 1st of dec. It just becomes a bit anti climax but the time the week before the 25th.... And she pisses me off by saying i'm the miserable one cause i wont put the decs up early.
Yet i'm the one that gets excited, i do allthe work/thinking of gifts.
I dont mind them being up from 1st but by 2nd jan theyre down.some people keep em up longer which is daft as its well and truly done lol
Jumped up nepolion complex **** manager. I swear if he talks like he did on the phone to me tomorrow when I meet him I'm going to pull the little runt apart
I've just spent a couple of days digging out badly laid drains on a housing development and put them back properly.. no more leaks, and no backfalls.
Ebay duplicate listings.forty thousand listings for the same fucking oil
Women nagging!!
Ugly women nagging is twice as bad!!
Lol you got ugly women nagging at you?
Depends what you are doing to get her moaning tbh.......
Adjustable spanner....now embedded in the wall at the other side of the workshop. In theory they are a great tool but in practice they are just fucking shite
Got a nice set of them for xmas a few years back. I've never managed to get any proper use out of them, only frustration as you can never really get them tight enough on anything. Have a tray full of proper spanners in my tool cabinet now and the adjustables never see the light of day.
Hahahahaha
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That's on our wedding day in Vegas in October!!!
My brother and all his mates call me Jason Puncheon after the Palace footballer cos I'm punching well above my weight with her!! I'm proper ugly!!!
The last sentence above isnt a lie, I'm honestly not sure how hes done it.
1 nill to puncheon I reckon very nice bud
Football results.why cant i win some decent money lol
Thanks Rich!!!
She's the best mate!! She's Scottish, although she's lived in Kent for most of her life!! She's got an acid tongue and doesn't take any crap but she's also got a wicked sense of humour!! We've been together 13 years and got married this October by Elvis in Vegas!! I would post the video but I'll never live it down!!!!
As for me, I was on a wedding diet but like cake too much!!!
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You must have genitalia like two binbags either side of a telegraph pole
Lol only joking mate lol