my most common one is having to keep a foot out of the bed to steady it..Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
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my most common one is having to keep a foot out of the bed to steady it..Quote:
Originally Posted by Spudly
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Originally Posted by mowgli
look at at fancy pants over here can see his own penis :roll:
mine is a innie at best, so drinking may make it smaller i just cant tell :cry:
I know a guy that when really pissed he **** the bed and when drinks too much pisses the bed regular lol
/\ i can trump that... bloke i know went to amsterdam with some work mates... he shat the bed, and hid the sheet in his case. on his return home, the sniffer dog at east midlands airport went effing crazy so they opened it up!!!!! lol lol lol
lol I wouldn't want to unravel that one
Got a date in November for my knee operation. Whoop!
you'll be laid up for xmas then.... at least you'll get out of traipsing round the shops
I was offered it weeks ago but out it off for that very reason, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mowgli
It's my 40th on the 22 dec so hopefully all good then.
Finally covered my mixer shower back over with plasterboard, taped the joints and first filled. That's another job of my list
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Job interview for the professional piss taker went well, in the interviewers words "the next guy is gonna have to be ****ing amazing to beat that" Hope I do get it as the overtime rate is rather tasty. :d