1999 Corsa 1.2 16v non runner

Here we have my girlfriends red Corsa B on a V plate.

Came out to start the car this morning and its got water spewing out from the water pump area and it won't start. We are going to buy another car as we can't be bothered fixing it.

Good points:

65k miles
MOT until June/July
Never been welded
Nearly new 40mm lowering springs
No B pillar cracks
Brand new top tint windscreen
Sport revcounter clocks
Nearly new radiator

Bad points:

Poverty model so no power steering
Typical Vauxhall red has faded, polishes up ok but fades again
Front edge of bonnet rusty
Few car park dents and scratches down the sides

Think this could be an easy fix for someone or ideal for an engine conversion as the shell is really solid.

£300.