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AND what does that entail exactly???????????????
ps. What goes OOM OOM?????
tom_beverley
05-06-08, 04:51 PM
ps. What goes OOM OOM?????
A cow going backwards? lol
tom_beverley
05-06-08, 04:59 PM
Lol
she got mood
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tom_beverley
05-06-08, 05:07 PM
He got mood
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what makes this noise? OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
A cow with no lips.... I'll get me coat lol
lol found this
http://www.mooed.co.uk/mooed.png (www.mooed.co.uk)
what makes this noise? OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo
A cow with no lips.... I'll get me coat lol
http://www.hyperborea.org/journal/images/tumbleweed_at_harvard.jpg
What do cows wear in hawaii?
moo moos
did you hear about the farmer who's cows got caught in a blizzard?
He got help from Thora Hird!!!! TAXI!!!!!!!
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Cowsgo
Cowgo Who?
NO, Cows Go Moo!
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Cowsgo
Cowgo Who?
NO, Cows Go Moo!
You missed out the last line.
it goes something like this:- Start The Car!!!!!!!!!!!
awesome thread cows jokes rule lol
dude mine got moo'd aswell
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef. :)
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Have you ever heard the term "When Pigs Fly!"......
Well what if it were "When Cows Fly!"
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
Oh My God, I cant believe I just posted that!! I'm going to go and hurt myself for doing it.
Oh My God, I cant believe I just posted that!! I'm going to go and hurt myself for doing it.
Oh my god, you need to get a girlfriend... lol
Oh my god, you need to get a girlfriend... lol
or atleast make up with his right hand
tom_beverley
06-06-08, 02:16 PM
lol
I saw a woman in a Micra today with a Hippo on the back, similar to the Rexy Cow :D I was going to get a pic for the thread but the traffic started moving.
I have both a girl friend and made up with my right hand so its all good
:D
Yet you still found time to tye out all that?
You need to change the girlfriend!!!
Only joking ;)
I reckon you will find he copied and pasted from another forum! lol
I reckon you will find he copied and pasted from another forum! lol
Not even that, i reckon he googled 'cow jokes' or something. Hahaha lol
Exactly!!!
Try it and see, the first website you come across has the lot in it. Anyway, I did it at work, so no need to mention my Girlfriend thank you!!
what did the bull do when the weather turned cold????
He slipped into a Jersey
tom_beverley
06-06-08, 04:24 PM
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
lol
Exactly!!!
Try it and see, the first website you come across has the lot in it. Anyway, I did it at work, so no need to mention my Girlfriend thank you!!
Haha! Oh my god I can't believe you actually did that lol
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
lol
When I've finished scraping the barrel, I lift it up to see if any spilled on the floor
CoolTiger
06-06-08, 06:18 PM
what did the bull do when the weather turned cold????
He slipped into a Jersey
lmao cow sex jokes dont think you can get worst
What goes BUSH..... BUSH......??????
An Eskimo with a bad cold
big gra
06-06-08, 11:38 PM
I have both a girl friend and made up with my right hand so its all good
:D
hes ambidextrous lol both hands!!
Ok, while we're doing bad jokes, BIG gra, ask your mother!!
NASTYNOVA
17-06-08, 09:35 PM
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i want one of those stickers!!
NovaLad
17-06-08, 09:36 PM
It should be the north west regional sticker!
it only goes on your car if i have worked on it :P
it only goes on your car if i have worked on it :Pill take one then :thumb:
NovaLad
17-06-08, 10:24 PM
I often imagine you working on my car lol.
lmfbo new designs being done shortly
Does that mean the saloon qualifies for a sticker? lol
it does indeed ha ha ha ha...
Meh, I dont want one anyway. Its probably got BSE!!
LMAO!!!
NASTYNOVA
18-06-08, 06:17 PM
can i just have one anyway??
rexy you know how much I love you.... send me one of the new ones :D
NASTYNOVA
18-06-08, 07:16 PM
just give me permission and ill get one made!! please!! http://app.zedge.net/static/smileys/mw_cry.gif
just give me permission and ill get one made!! please!! http://app.zedge.net/static/smileys/mw_cry.gif
lol sticker whore
NASTYNOVA
18-06-08, 07:55 PM
i want one now, or am gonna pitch a bitch fit ant tell my mam!! :cry:lol
cheeky foooker, Send me a quid and you can have one of the new designs lol bloody thieving kids these days lol.
http://www.local12.com/images/videobullet.gifMiddletown Woman Arrested While Wearing Cow Costume (http://www.local12.com/mediacenter/local.aspx?videoid=34037@video.wkrc.com)
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loggyboy
03-10-08, 12:10 PM
WTF OMG ICBYDTTUASL
meh
i see lots of cows every day...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/mayhem22/46689803_5__FHZ.jpg
edens-xe
03-10-08, 07:38 PM
changing the subject slightly, has anyone ever done cow tipping?
now that is funlol
General Baxter
03-10-08, 07:42 PM
cheeky foooker, Send me a quid and you can have one of the new designs lol bloody thieving kids these days lol.
send me one sweetheart
I will jump on the bandwagon.
pm with details to sent the quid to mate.
Smurf-Xx
04-10-08, 12:42 PM
i see lots of cows every day...
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c341/mayhem22/46689803_5__FHZ.jpg
Ew I was trying to eat my dinner!
Rexy hows your lauren doing?
General Baxter
04-10-08, 01:10 PM
Ew I was trying to eat my dinner!
so you only like it, whens its in a nice clean wrapper ? lol
its just his chest and neck lol
Smurf-Xx
05-10-08, 03:32 PM
so you only like it, whens its in a nice clean wrapper ? lol
No I work with raw meat myself but we dnt see it whole!
No I work with raw meat myself but we dnt see it whole!
& you lot expect blokes to be present for child birth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A bloke chops a cow up... big deal, it happens on roundabouts thousands of times a day
changing the subject slightly, has anyone ever done cow tipping?
now that is funlol
I never tip bad waitressing
CoolTiger
05-10-08, 05:20 PM
cheeky foooker, Send me a quid and you can have one of the new designs lol bloody thieving kids these days lol.
i got a quid fancy sending one to me :p
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