lady members

[carltoncrazy]

seeing we have a new lady "lovlylisa",
thought id post,
so how many ladys do we have?
question inside ians head"how many are single"???????????"
so admin how many do we have.
including hazysrbitch,(even tho she only a memeber to embasse me).
but seriously how can we attract more of the ladys to the site,plenty of ladys drive novas so lets get em involed.
seriously novas have the rep of being boyracer cars,so lets try and change it abit.
so how do we attact more ladys to the site?

[dangermousegsi]

wisewood in the buff? has a rep for being a lady killer

[carltoncrazy]

y wuld i wanna imiagian that????????????????????????????

[dangermousegsi]

i never said u had to jus run a post an see how many ladies it attracts, its that or spend a shit load on a drinks promo

[carltoncrazy]

nah me being naked will jus make all da other guys feel.under equipt.lol
who needs wisewood wen da ladys have me?
nah dont do drink do gold stuff,work every time.
i fink this is gonna b a popular post

[Ben (lurk75)]

at the end of the day this site is for nova enthusiasts it should'nt matter what sex creed or nationality they are, because after all we are only on here for one thing mainly and thats our cars :!:

What difference does it make what sex people are when your typing a message into a chat forum, as the rules say no discrimination and abuse so how can you treat them any differently :!:

The only women that are any use are women who have genuine common intrest and they shouldnt be treated any differently :!:

(gees im going to get a roasting over this one)

[carltoncrazy]

lurk sit on a cooker then u will get a roosting

[Cara]

and we believe you micky

[Cara]

ha ha ha u nutta :lol: it might attack me

[Cara]

it was u that brought ur penis into it

[Cara]

hahaha i can asure ya i int got a cock

[Cara]

okies come 2 bolton n i'll show yas

[kevw]

http://www.novaload.net/files/kev/kev.gif

[Cara]

hahaha kev u big ed :lol:

[Cara]

that long bloody ell no wunda ya crackin up wheres yo woman 2 give it ya?

[Cara]

ime :lilangel:

[Matt Finary]

Sounds like Micky going to be doing a bit of hand relief to release the pressure :lol:

[Tilly]

r u nearly there yet LMAO

[Matt Finary]

Once you have finished with cara, if you still need some more you could go and see Tilly but watch out for wisewood! :lol:

[Tilly]

Im sorry i wont be in til later but you could always do a fly-by

[Breeny]

lol looks like Dicko is missing out here..

[Matt Finary]

There you go Micky! Now I have turned in to the novaload members pimp!
If there anymore fit female member who will be willing to help micky with his lack of sex, PM him so he can visit you on his nation wide tour of the novaload females. :twisted:

[Matt Finary]

here's another one -
http://uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/mattfinary2002/vwp?.dir=/nova&.src=ph&.dnm=Micky.jpg&.view=t&.done=http%3a//uk.photos.yahoo.com/bc/mattfinary2002/lst%3f%26.dir=/nova%26.src=ph%26.view=t

[carltoncrazy]

look sorry break ya lil flirting seesion but this is what i mean,
yeh ok we may see it as a laugh yeh,but if a lass comes in a sees this then they gonna b put off yeh,
im trying say try n get em involed,then chat em up. :lol:

[Cara]

yer but it aint 'adult' its just faceparty i dont av any rude pic ime :lilangel:

[kevw]

lol, Ive seen that one too...

[Tilly]

ooooooh lucky u :roll:

[Cara]

it ent that long 2 do it in pigtails :|

[wisewood]

Well I am disgusted - and that is saying something :wisewood:

[Tilly]

u yeah whatever suprised u havent got more than that to say

[wisewood]

I have turned over a new leaf - I am a new man - I have been reborn.
No more flirting - no more chatting up the ladies - a good christian life for me from now on :wisewood:

:D

[Cara]

boll0(ks

[wisewood]

haha - and you hardly even know me... christ knows what this lot will say :wisewood:

[Cara]

they've come 2 haunt every1 already

[dangermousegsi]

a good christian lifestyle :o

that would xplain y u look like dan bedingfield in ur pic then :D

so when do we get wisewoods first sunday sermon :?:

[Cara]

id like 2 see u be a ood boy wisewood

[dangermousegsi]

oh thats not fair hes a man of the cloth now but for how much longer remains to be seen :D

i give him half hour b4 he cracks, u tease cara

[Cara]

i ent a tease ime :lilangel:

[Dan]

lmfao in that case me and micky must have full heads of hair :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Cara]

ha ha okies ime lil :twisted:

[wisewood]

Well - it just so happens that I am a fully legal registered and ordaned man of the cloth - you know the one robbie williams signed up to so he could marry his mate - I did the same thing - Reverand wisewood :wisewood: of the universal church of light. haha.

I can do weddings, funerals, exorcisms etc. Very cool.
HAHA.

So there... I should actually be a really naughty boy - coz i am a reverand - and we all know what they are like.

[Ian]

lol daniel bedingfield.

you gotta get thru this wisewood

[ade]

lol at man of the cloth - as long as you aint touching cloth!

:o

Praise the lawd!

:D

[wisewood]

Not touching cloth right now - have to leave the Reverand gear at home - the lads at work would take the piss like you wouldn't believe :wisewood:

[Tilly]

LOL Rev. Wisewood it kinda goes

[dangermousegsi]

so when do u change ur signiture to wisewood:the way to spritual enlightenment :?:

[wisewood]

:wisewood:

[wisewood]

lmfao
would be quite a good show that actually - just like robot wars but with vicars...

[wisewood]

you know those pics could be classed as blasphemy micky - impersonating a man of the cloth carries a heavy punishement in the eyes of the lord.

[Alex]

watch out or god will sue your bitch ass

[wisewood]

Micky I do not wish to take away your virgins - I am a virgin myself, devoting my self to the palm - err i mean cloth.

[Ben (lurk75)]

lol wisewood what with being a vicar, pop star and an uphill gardener you must be busy :wink:

[wisewood]

well lurk it isn't easy - especially with christmas coming up and all the preparations to make for his birthday and all that...

Then there is the christma number one to worry about - do i bother, dont i - if i do which track do i choose...

As for the uphill gardening - We have a gardener to that for us at the vicarage.

Although I must correct you - am not a vicar - I am a reverend.
Not sure what the difference is, but there is one.

[Tilly]

LMAO @ Micky & Wisewood

[wisewood]

Laughing at religious figures is not permitted Tilly.
This is my church - I will not allow it. :wisewood:

Now if you cannot behave in the correct fashion I am afraid I will have to ask you to leave. :D:D

[Tilly]

ok i will :cry: and lol

[wisewood]

lmfao