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Saloony
29-05-08, 10:12 PM
How do you do yours??

The 3 S's being sh1t, Shower and a Shave..

I perform in that order. For those of you that cant shave, either because your female (altho you have legs,arms and tash still to consider lol) or your like Novalad (12) so maybe you w4nk or start counting you flourishing pubes....

twistysnovagte
29-05-08, 10:15 PM
mines three S"s and a W sh1t,shave,shower and a w@nklollollol

Ste L
29-05-08, 10:16 PM
wouldn't it be wiser to **** before shower, so your clean after lol lol lol

Saloony
29-05-08, 10:18 PM
wouldn't it be wiser to **** before shower, so your clean after lol lol lol

Just do it as you shower... then it'll wash away lovely. Hence the saying 'theres something in the water' lol

Jack
29-05-08, 10:21 PM
I cba with the shave bit. I work for the government, so its acceptable to look like a hairy tramp.

Ste L
29-05-08, 10:23 PM
I cba with the shave bit.

me too, shave every 1-2 weeks or when the beard starts iching me lol

hendrix
29-05-08, 10:25 PM
Yep 3S's in that order for me too

Timmy
29-05-08, 11:29 PM
i **** shower shave shower. yes two shower first one make shaveing eayer senondone one get red of foam and refreshing

kevw
29-05-08, 11:42 PM
I shave in the shower - this sometimes means I miss bits lol

Saloony
30-05-08, 12:10 AM
I shave in the shower - this sometimes means I miss bits lol

I used to do that but now i have side burns its a proper task.

Dod
30-05-08, 09:22 AM
****, shave, shower and shave again. I always miss bits around my bag that you find when toweling.

kevw
30-05-08, 09:53 AM
I used to do that but now i have side burns its a proper task.

I regularly wander in to work to find I've got one sideburn longer than the other lmao

draper
30-05-08, 01:33 PM
****, shave shower

then normally re-shave as ive missed bits

Alex.
30-05-08, 04:34 PM
Normally, it's shower + shave and then shag.
Women don't sh!t lol

Lee
30-05-08, 04:38 PM
****ting in the shower isnt a good idea as it tends to block up the plughole. So now I just **** and shower for most of the week, and then have a shave at the weekend if I can be assed lol

Welsh Dan
30-05-08, 04:41 PM
Sh1t, shave, shower. My face itches all day if I don't rinse it properly after shaving, so I find the shower the best way to take care of that.

Jack
30-05-08, 04:56 PM
Normally, it's shower + shave and then shag.
I thought as much!