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hendrix
29-05-08, 10:07 PM
Bandwidth exceeded eh?? What was all that about? lol
Jack
29-05-08, 10:09 PM
Dave sent too many PMs.
Lee
29-05-08, 10:09 PM
Its very complicated, but in laymens terms, we exceeded our bandwidth limit.
Jack
29-05-08, 10:10 PM
I'm not sure I understand. Can someone fill me in?
NovaLad
29-05-08, 10:10 PM
I keep getting this message -
Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

What does it mean?
mowgli
29-05-08, 10:11 PM
so you are saying the width of the band was somehow exceeded?
kevw
29-05-08, 10:12 PM
The hosts messed up, it would have been sorted quicker but I had MASSIVE communication issues with them!
kevw
29-05-08, 10:12 PM
so you are saying the width of the band was somehow exceeded?

Lee and I are starting a band called "width", he's on drums
Mike
29-05-08, 10:13 PM
The hosts messed up, it would have been sorted quicker but I had MASSIVE communication issues with them!

I would too if i was talking to some one with the same name as me lol
Lee
29-05-08, 10:13 PM
I keep getting this message -
Bandwidth Limit Exceeded

The server is temporarily unable to service your request due to the site owner reaching his/her bandwidth limit. Please try again later.

What does it mean?

It means the width of your band is too big. You need to re-install windows.
Jack
29-05-08, 10:13 PM
I think you were talking to yourself. Admit it, you ARE the tech support.
Ben
29-05-08, 10:13 PM
did you exceed your call width limit to them?
NovaLad
29-05-08, 10:16 PM
It means the width of your band is too big. You need to re-install windows.
ALT+F4?
Lee
29-05-08, 10:16 PM
ALT+F4?

CNT+ALT+DELETE X2
Jack
29-05-08, 10:19 PM
Sine the forum was offline, there is now the possibility of too much of the forum coming to your computer all at once. Consider it like floodgates; now thery're open, too much of the forum maybe arriving on your computer.

This may cause an overload if your computer is not powerful enough to handle it. To check if you have enough power, remove the power socket from the wall. Test the amount of power you have by inserting a handful of sharp metal objects into the holes. Note, this process works better if you first wet your hands.
Ben
29-05-08, 10:20 PM
Sine the forum was offline, there is now the possibility of too much of the forum coming to your computer all at once. Consider it like floodgates; now thery're open, too much of the forum maybe arriving on your computer.

This may cause an overload if your computer is not powerful enough to handle it. To check if you have enough power, remove the power socket from the wall. Test the amount of power you have by inserting a handful of sharp metal objects into the holes. Note, this process works better if you first wet your hands.

wooo that tickles.
Lee
29-05-08, 10:22 PM
Oh Noes! I Are Getting Too Much Forum!
hendrix
29-05-08, 10:23 PM
pmsl, Jack with the humour as ever lol lol lol
Jack
29-05-08, 10:24 PM
Humour? :wtf:
mowgli
29-05-08, 10:24 PM
http://991.com/newGallery/Fat-Larrys-Band-Zoom-108447.jpg

BAND WIDTH EXCEEDED
Stuart
29-05-08, 10:26 PM
I think someone stole my forum... I'm only getting a little bit of it
Lee
29-05-08, 10:26 PM
Novalads got it all!
Jack
29-05-08, 10:27 PM
Quick! Wire up my alarm to the forum, that'll stop him stealing it.


On second thoughts, best not eh. It'll probably redirect everyone to thaibrides.com
mowgli
29-05-08, 10:32 PM
Quick! Wire up my alarm to the forum, that'll stop him stealing it.


On second thoughts, best not eh. It'll probably redirect everyone to thaibrides.com

www.solosexmachines.com (http://www.solosexmachines.com) is a safer bet
Dan
29-05-08, 10:49 PM
I'm not sure I understand. Can someone fill me in?

/me runs off to find that stray bit of 4x3 :thumb:
walshc
30-05-08, 12:36 AM
wooo that tickles.

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/8574/rolfroflgt7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Found that really funny for some reason lol
Dod
30-05-08, 09:12 AM
So to sum it all up, the Bandwidth was Exceeded then, yeah?
meritlover
30-05-08, 09:17 AM
There was a man working on the roads, and he stepped on the internet tubes and kinked them, this restricted the flow of PNG to the internet and caused the errors, this has happened before when PNG used to be slow, the people at PNG speeded it up before by porting/gas flowing the tubes to increase the flow of internet.
kevw
30-05-08, 09:41 AM
We used a yellow patch cable to connect the server to the switch, everyone knows blue ones are faster so once we realised it was causing a bottleneck we swapped it over!
Dod
30-05-08, 09:43 AM
Ah, i just thought someone'd stuck a K&N on it....