Anyone know anyone who can translate japanese?

[Matt2107]

Got a few stickers on my FTO which I'd like to know more about.
If anyone could pass them onto someone who can translate japanese I'd be forever in you debt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Matt2107/ABCD0013.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Matt2107/ABCD0012.jpg



This one I'd especially like translating as if it means something cool then I'll get it remade in vinyl.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Matt2107/ABCD0014.jpg

[Dar]

First first one :- Bend You Over Massage Parlor Permit Holder
Secnod one :- Oasis - Where boys come for the men and men come for the boys
The last one :- Jiu Jitsu - It's only gay if you make eye contact

[Jack]

Is the first one not a jap tax disc?

[kevw]

lmfao @ Dar

[Matt2107]

You bunch of useless *******s. lol

I think there's a jap tax disc on the front RJ.

[Jack]

Hmm, I thought Jap tax discs went on the back. Friend of mine had a jap tailgate on his old Celica that had the tax disc holder in the back

[Matt2107]

You're probably right.
Do they have an MOT sticker... maybe that's what I've got on the front.

[Dod]

I think its Jap for Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you bought a womans car.

Not 100% sure though.