School nicknames

[Ben (lurk75)]

After reading Hayz's post about suggestions for his title made me think of what i could have there :idea:
i could only remember what i was called at school, there were hundreds :o but some of the ones that stick in my mind the most were:
The Big Pimp
Lurch
Mr T
there were more that im happy to forget so i will leave them in the back of my mind :!:

So what was everyone elses nick names at school :?:

[kevw]

I am and always have been "Kev"
some of my mates call me "jev" but thats just a dodgy joke between us lol

[Ben (lurk75)]

my problem was my real name is Ben and at school my 2 best mates were also called Ben so this caused most people great confusion, as i was about 12 inches taller than 90% of the teachers when i was 13 i also adopted the nick name Big Ben and the BFG :roll:

[wisewood]

At school i was branded tunafish... which has stuck and i am now called tuna.

[carltoncrazy]

bighead,
king arthur
sexy satan(dont ask),
i didnt have any nasty ones really.
sadly i made myself a postition in skol where no one wanted to.
if i think of any more il say em

[dave.gsi]

lol, ive had some offensive ones.......big nose
gonk

some obvious ones..........................baldy
lurch

and some nice ones..........................sexy
big dick lol

lol @big nose,
i gotta admit it was pretty huuuuge lol
then i got battered by a bunch of scally pricks one day, managed to convince the doctor this lad had broken it (when it was really broken from playing rugby) and while he was repairing it i got him to give me a small nose alteration lol (thats a nose job to me and you). the best bit.......i took the prick to court who beat me up, blamed the broken nose on him, blagged a sypathy vote from the judge with pix of me in hossy with nose in pieces and he had to pay me ?1000 for abh! lmao :lol: :lol:

[carltoncrazy]

lol thats cheating......but i like it,
any1 wanna break my nose?lol

[Ben (lurk75)]

hayz i wouldnt ask that at the moment :roll:

only joking mate :lol:

[carltoncrazy]

why who`d wanna do it then?
im intrested now

[Ben (lurk75)]

i was genuinely joking and havent heard anything to the effect of it, just seemed like a funny thing to say, you know i was only joking. :roll:

[carltoncrazy]

i no ya were,
my humor is limit dure to shit at the moment.
name one perosn who attudide seems to wanna break my nose.
lurk75,wot happen 2 34.35.36???????? u gone from 37 to 33.
im dislexic and even i can count.................i think
canny spell tho

[Ben (lurk75)]

i was lying low for 3 days so forgot to change it everyday, and it seems to come closer when i chop 3-4 days of at a time :!:

either way its getting bloody close and i need lots more money :roll:

[Ben (lurk75)]

i walks into milligans for a pasty and loads of 15 year old kids are saying "allright owensy mate hows the car" WHO THE fcuk WERE THEM!!

LMAO i get this all the time, will be working on the door and a load of kids walk up alright can lurch can we come in? or go out for a quiet drink with my misses and a load of numptys walk up "alright mate i can remember when you beat up ..... it was wicked"

I just crease up and tell em to f*ck off :!:

[Ben (lurk75)]

oh just though of a another one...

Pikey or since snatch came out Micky :!:

[carltoncrazy]

my lass reminded me of this,
used to be a group of 5 lads who hang around together.
used to be called hte bacdoor boys.
hmm wounder y

[ade]

I used to hate school - I was the small one who always (for some unknown reason) used to hang around on the fringe of the "hard gang" and make them laugh with daft stories and antics - but used to get the shite kicked out of him for being "small" or when the jokes were not funny (often)

Got nicknamed dididanga which some thicko thought meant small sh1te in some foreign language - turns out it means nimble monkey in another language (fcuk knows which one mind) - soon got shortened to danga by my "close" m8's and has stuck ever since - only a few long term m8's still use it today - ade's taken over from most - even the hard nuts that have grown up call me ade rather than danga.

Funny how things change...

[carltoncrazy]

wow i got 701 post now,
bloody hell,i need to get out more,
my lass jus reminded me once again,of anther one i was called.
silver boy.
no its not coz i was going grey young,it was coz i was the 1st in da skol to get a silver watch,
how sad. :roll:

[Ben (lurk75)]

yes that is very sad, what school was that in :?: primary or infants :lol:
there was about 1700 people in our school so god knows who had what watch etc (i had the biggest gold chains :lol: )

[Alex]

i had two nicknames: -
Big Al :D

and Uncle Albert

Didn't mind the first one as people always used to come upto me and ask why that was my name. Shame it was made up because i am quite a small bloke (Height wise mind)

[Anonymous]

i have always been called ick

short for mick

[Cara]

i think i'd av 2 beat ya all on ma school nickname (from the lads) i was called cara slater your personal materbator :!:

[kevw]

erm I wonder why that is? :lol: :lol:

[Cara]

cos im an angel durrr. Just cos u want it :)

[Ben (lurk75)]

so basically cara your were called a wank*r :!:

(no offence meant)

[Cara]

you cheeky f*ck

[Tilly]

I was either Tilly or Natalie the rattilie

[Ben (lurk75)]

i didnt mean it in a cruel way but thats basically what that name is :!:

[carltoncrazy]

hmmmmmmm anther lady on novload.
admin could you please ban hayzsrbitch so.............i can have sum fun?plz plz plz plz plz plz
lol.
not a nick name but hey.
one of my mates is called peter bates.
and when letters come in the post it read,
master bates.
god that made me laugh the first time but lost the funnnest(that a word?) now

[dave.gsi]

lol........i don't think that is a word mate :lol:

[wisewood]

Now then Micky the SWT Shepherd - put that crook back under your cloak - oh, sorry - not your crook... oops. :o

[dave.gsi]

lol, and micky, if u can, try not to scare her off


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[ade]

yeah! that makes about 5 nova gurlz now!

:D

WE NEED MORE!

(so wisewood can internet tart them up!)

lol

[wisewood]

:wisewood:

[Tilly]

yet another cheesey smiliey

[carltoncrazy]

dat pix is scare wisey.
i still fink admin shuld banned my lass,seriously.
yep more ladys,ya can neva have enuf

[jon_boy]

ive only ever seen two nova laydees on this site (cara and tilly). so who's the other 3? aint seen em. wot they like? any youngish girls on this site (17-18)?