Arse or Tits - and why?

[Wixy]

The question that has bugged males all over the world since the dawn of man.................. arse or tits?
In my opinion breasts have an unfair advantage due to the fact that they have nipples, now if nipples were present on the buttoks then we would have a fairer fight on our hands, but then what do i know?
I would be particularly interested to find any females point of veiw on the subject.



So i put the question to u, arse or tits............ and why?



Adam.

[Ben (lurk75)]

WTF :? :? :?

[Nova1.6]

deff arse, preff femaile!

[wisewood]

This could well be the most challenging question i have ever been asked - much harder than the chicken or egg debate... this one can have no silly answers... such a serious matter.

I cannot decide... depends on my mood.
I love both really.

[Mr Dan]

Very tough one this, probably depends on the girl, too hard to generalise!

:lol:

[Anonymous]

heres my mrs:
http://miniowners.com/holly/dcp01144.jpg

So id say she is pretty much perfect for both and therefore I do not have to choose.

Couldnt ever fancy a bird who didnt have nice both really.

Chip

[Stuart]

i'd have to say arse gets the prioroty. size of which isnt a major issue as long as it falls into 2 categories 1)must be firm and or pert 2) not massive and not non existent (ie legs connect to body with no visible arse)

i suppose those 2 chriteria cover tits aswell but i feel arse is more important on first impressions.

[dave.gsi]

well, i've gotta vote tits. u can't beat a big pair of tits bouncing up and down baywatch stylee lol :lol:

[?Marty?]

tight fanny :lol:

[Davo]

personal appearance should not count for anything,its the person underneath. this post can get you in great shit. cos what happens if ur bird gopes through a rough patch and gets fat, or goes on the injection and loeses her tits, yor gonna finish them?

personal appearence counts for the initial meeting, but the perosnality backs everything back up! as time goes by u forget what little things u look at, u dont treat them as an object u treat them as a valuble position in your heart and life.

[Stuart]

speaking from a purely capitlaist point of view, everything is an object and if said object achives love and desire then it becomes a slightly more important object. BUT as with all objects they come and go but the truely great objects stay.

in short a huge house and fat boy car wont leave you for someone else with a crap excuse.

[Mr_Moo]

heres my mrs:
http://miniowners.com/holly/dcp01144.jpg

So id say she is pretty much perfect for both and therefore I do not have to choose.

Couldnt ever fancy a bird who didnt have nice both really.

Chip

LMAO @ THE FUCKING HANDGUN IN THE PICTURE!!!

(bottom right)

Where bouts u live?

/me thinks seen that car b4

[Davo]

mr moo has been examining the picture "extremely" well lol

[jon_boy]

just saw the piccy and u r a lucky man. but yeha why the handgun? she just been told to strip at gunpoint or summin?

[wisewood]

Gun, Car, Half Naked Woman - perfect picture.
Think i will email it to a mate who works for a poster place and have him do me a wall sized print - lol

[dave.gsi]

cough* i'll have one *cough


:lol:

[ade]

lol!

I'm with Davo on this one - although I think Davo's been in a relationship for a ehile (like me) so yer birds gone through several metomorphose since u first met her - mine certainly has!

Arse vs tits - IMO its tits if coming towards you but you HAVE to see the arse when they walk away or its not complete

Arse - nice tight round pert peach. Tits no fried eggs or jcb wheel nuts but nice, rounded and HUGE! - well not too huge but nice...
IMO of course

Personality however completed the picture - as does a good face, nice teeth and a shiney coat!

lol!
:lol:

[dave.gsi]

and a....
tight fanny





lol :lol: :lol:

[Anonymous]

i like a nice tight firm arse but then i do like a nice nice pert set of tits

desisions desisions

[Cara]

well bein a lass i'd say lads r more attracted 2 ya tits. i think it has summit 2 do with the fascination over something they aint got :D

[wisewood]

well - i would have to say most blokes do tend to look there first :D

[Cara]

look there first?? they cant stop lookin at um even when they talk 2 ya. its like whu ya talkin 2 me r ma tits?

[wisewood]

Well - err... I have no argument for that.
You have a very good point.

[Cara]

but hey thats y us women have um 2 attract attention :lol:

[wisewood]

WELL AT LEAST YOU HONEST ABOUT IT. :D

[Cara]

if ya got it flaunt it :D

[Tilly]

Id say a man normally goes for tits cause its the first thing they can see.
But davo is right doesnt matter wat u r on the outside (even though it is an advantage) just so long as u have a good personality ,heart and bit of brain
A bigger advantage would be fit body, nice car and money

[jon_boy]

yeah but cara we do look at bums as much its just u dont notice cos ur facing the other way. i think they both matter as much as each other but when it comes down to it id say face is most important look wise. the fittest bird in the world (body wise) could have a mingin face and she wouldnt look good overall. in my opinion at least. but at the end of the day personality is key cos thats wot gets ya talkin! :P

[Cara]

yeah i agree personality is most but looks r a bonus!! wot lad wud look at a woman tho n think ' i wonder wether she has a nice personality'

[wisewood]

I often wonder that - then run away before i find out

[jon_boy]

yeah but the looks pull u in to get chattin with em. then you find out wot the personality is like. from there it either goes to a one night stand, relationship or jack all. but ur sumitmes u do see a girl u really like and wonder wot she'd be like...but most of the time it is just yeah she fit

[wisewood]

jon_boy sssshhhhhh!!!

Don't away all the secrets :evil:

[Cara]

dont need 2 give away secrets all males r the same :lol:

[wisewood]

That is a very bitter twisted and ill advised thing to say for someone so young.

You will discover, when you are around 23 that in actual fact only most blokes are all the same - I have heard there are some about who are actually quite nice blokes.

[Cara]

ok most they have the same way of thinkin but not all ov them put their thoughts into practice.

[novatec]

Hmm I wouldn't say that, thoughts into practice with a girl sounds good! :D
OOOO I've just had a thought! :lol:

[Cara]

im sure its something we dont wanna know :lol:

Ive just found a symbol 4 me :lilangel: <<me :lol:

[wisewood]

cara slater your personal masturbator - little angel - i wonder ???

:D

:D

[Cara]

you cheeky git. i am an angel in ma own lil world :lol:

[Tilly]

Well at least i wouldnt break my nose if i fell over 8)

[Cara]

ha ha ha :lol: i ent a liar :roll:

[wisewood]

not with those whopping 34A's you were telling us about in chat to cushion you!!!

:wisewood:

[Tilly]

sorry cara youve miss understood the post

[Cara]

34a's thas small boy!! get it right god men :roll:

[Cara]

i can b fick @ time whut was it ment 2 mean tilly?

[Tilly]

LMAO @ 34a's think u got the wrong person wisewood i caertainly aint that small

[wisewood]

do you not remember in chat the other night then - ???
we was laughin about it for ages...

[wisewood]

Cara - i know a is small - g is huge... everything else is in the middle... :)
If there is one thing i knwo it is boobies.

[Cara]

oh ok mr 'tit' expert:P

[wisewood]

well i do enjoy a spot of bird watching but i am no expert. :wisewood:

[Cara]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: at ur head

[wisewood]

colonwisewoodcolon - replace colon with :
produces my smilie head.

kev is a genius.

[Cara]

oh right and i understand.. not

[wisewood]

type the following.

: wisewood :
without the spaces in it... when it appears in the mesage my head comes up, as thoguh it is a smilie.

[jon_boy]

ROFL at the wise wood head. at not all men are the same. well not quite. And 34 A? Not exactly tiny but not large either?! how do those size work neway? explain to the un educated! i can tell if big or not but wot do they mean? lol at poor thick me! :oops:

[wisewood]

the number is the bit that tells you the chest measurement - same as when you measure a blokes chest - the letter is the cup/breast size.
A being smallest, then B, C, D, E, F, G
with double letts such as DD being between D and E.

You understand - so A is small - G is huge...

[Tilly]

:wisewood: =lmao its everywhere

Well done sir you are technically correct

[jon_boy]

well thanks all for relieving me of my stupidity! but bk to the original convo arse wins over! ha ha :D

[ade]

:wisewood: = secret platex expert...

He has a special boobie measuring stick you know...


:o

[wisewood]

only works up to 4 inches though unfortunately. :)

:wisewood:

[simon@novaheaven]

lmao

[AustinPowersNova]

The Breasts of course. because when one is asked about their sexual exploits, one can answer Tit-Fuck, whereas the other option (buttocks) the answer one can express is Butt-Fuck or Fuck-Arse. in the latter case, Fuck-Arse/Butt-Fuck can be interpreted by unknowledgable beings (anyone except me normally) as a homosexual expression of love. whereas Tit-Fuck can only be applied to the female gender (don't bother mentioning fat blokes having tits as the foundations of my arguement will collapse and i'll get upset) so that concludes our broadcasting day, goodbye. 'click' :roll:

[jon_boy]

but if someone knew your sexual orientaion as it were, what would u prefer at the end of the day but or tit fcuk?