Lee
14-05-08, 11:49 AM
Man dies and goes to Hell. He's met by the devil, and told he has a choice of where he starts 'but be warned, each scenario lasts 1000 years before you can swap'
The man is lead into the first room, where there are thousands of people hung from the ceiling. The man didn't fancy that as his induction so they moved to the next room, which had people dangling from their feet from the ceiling. He didnt fancy that much either.
He was lead into the third room where he found thousands of people shin deep in excrement, sipping tea from china cups. He thought 'this doesnt look too bad' so asked the devil to leave him here. 'Are you sure, it is for 1000 years?'. 'Positive' said the man, so the devil left him to settle in.
No sooner had he picked up his cup of tea, a loud voice shouted.......
.............'TEA BREAK OVER LADS, BACK ON YER HEADS!'
The man is lead into the first room, where there are thousands of people hung from the ceiling. The man didn't fancy that as his induction so they moved to the next room, which had people dangling from their feet from the ceiling. He didnt fancy that much either.
He was lead into the third room where he found thousands of people shin deep in excrement, sipping tea from china cups. He thought 'this doesnt look too bad' so asked the devil to leave him here. 'Are you sure, it is for 1000 years?'. 'Positive' said the man, so the devil left him to settle in.
No sooner had he picked up his cup of tea, a loud voice shouted.......
.............'TEA BREAK OVER LADS, BACK ON YER HEADS!'