View Full Version : lets see your injuries, car related or not.
big gra
14-05-08, 12:07 AM
thought id see who has had the worst luck on here, weather it happened in your car, on a bike, or a bit off roughness with the mrs gone wrong.
ill start with mine. happened tonight, threw my bike at a wall in a huff, it bounced back and got me in the face, lovely.
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g201/biggra/12052008047.jpg
My 2 most recent was that i was working on site as a PVCU Window fitter , had removed old stuff and was smashing it in our glass bin for back of van , when the old frame snapped and flipped up cutting my ear perfectly in half , had to have it stiched back togeather , recieved 6 stitches and a nice little scar .. 2nd was working in workshop for same company cutting glass when i walked over to the offcuts rack and a peice of glass fell forward at head height resulting in a nice little cyclops sytle gash straight across the middle of my fore head approximatly 1 inch long , recieved 4 stitches and glue ... went back to work next day both times ....... :thumb:
FUSION X16XE
14-05-08, 12:18 AM
lol^^ Today i drilled through my finger with a 1mm drill bit, exit wound is nasty haha ill get pics if i take the bandage off.
big gra
14-05-08, 12:21 AM
lol^^ Today i drilled through my finger with a 1mm drill bit, exit wound is nasty haha ill get pics if i take the bandage off.
haha thats a nice piercing!! lol
the foreign doctor numbd my cut before the stitches, didnt feel the first 3, but the fourth one hurt like FCUK
think walshc would win this one hands down lol
think walshc would win this one hands down lol
lol only had a couple injuries... :tard: lol
Start off with this little two faced mofo pic, the front suspension fell apart on my old crosser mid 50+mph wheelie down a hill about 4 years ago, the bike stopped dead as it came down and i kept going lol my helmet smashed to bits :wtf: leaving my face looking a little better :thumb: , also had a nasty hole in my knee where the brake lever stuck in, and had massive bruising to my legs :mad: couldnt walk for a couple weeks :roll:
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5153/28060514015clly4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Then in may 06 my old polo had a fight with a dutch coach, and lost :(
I was only given a 2% chance of survival at the time :tard:
List of injuries, from head to foot...
Fractured skull, caused brain hemorage resulting in slight brain damage (short term memory loss mainly, and lack of concentration skills)
Both lungs collapsed
Heart stopped 3 times so i had to be jump started :)
2 breaks in my back
pelvis was shattered, causing huge internal injuries, lots of blood loss (they used 16 pints trying to stich me up :confused: )
Liver was torn
Spleen was too damaged so they removed it
Both kidneys stopped working a few times
My right leg was 90% amputated in the crash, the calf muscle and part of my shin bone (tibia) and the smaller bone behind it (fibula) were left in the car
My right foot was 100% amputated (its back on now, but its dead)
Think thats it... :confused:
I have to wear a mad metal contraption on my leg now, you can just see it in this pic
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2665/08042008123zy7.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
And this is me on my death bed :) just woke from a 5 week coma (sp?) so look a little sleepy lol
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3006/19032007155qv0.jpg (http://imageshack.us/)
Battle wounds FTW :thumb:
Oh and ive broke my collor twice in seperate crosser incidents (sp?) lol
Oh and i nearly lost my finger in my first job :tard: i was being clever trying to fix some machine whilst it was switched on lol soon learnt never to do it again, dont have any pics of that
Oh and i got ran over when i was 7 and grazed my knee quite badly, i say grazed but you could and awefull lot through the massive hole lol
So yeah, me and machines dont really go well together :tard: lol
Right. LOL
I cut my finger making a model last year, It went to the bone. I thought it was hardcore, but reading above ^ makes me realise it's uber lame !
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v626/j829nick/IMG_2609.jpg
Apart from that, i fractured my Jaw skiing, Broke my ankle, various fingers, accidently put my hand through a glass door. Broke my funny-bone (That was painfull)
I'm pretty lucky - I've never had any life threatening accidents :)
i smashed my elbow to pieces when i was 14 in a mountain bike accident, spent a week in hospital, had a 15 hour operation to rebuild it with 3 pins, spent a year in out patients and in pyhsio then 6 weeks after being discharged i broke both boes in my other arm in another mountain bike accident lol
got a 5" scar down my left elbow from the op
Ive got a 5inch scar down my back from the days of mini moto racing i did.
Was racing when the guy in front of me started slowing earlier than needed, i hit his back wheel, chucked my bike up and over and i was dragged by about 5feet, before the bike fell back onto my legs
Jeff16v
14-05-08, 08:50 AM
I think we already have a winnerlol Walshc
I think we already have a winnerlol Walshc
Deffo!
I broke my nose in a Forestry scrapper and got 4 Stitches in the back of my head when I fell over drunk one night.
my only claim to injury causing a visit to the hospital is a frisbee flying in my eye and causing it to bleed, bit random!
my only claim to injury causing a visit to the hospital is a frisbee flying in my eye and causing it to bleed, bit random!
how would a frisbee bleed :confused:
Bloody hell walshc, suprised (but glad) you're still here!! I broke all my right hand ribs and my sternum when I crashed my Nova :(
General Baxter
14-05-08, 08:20 PM
i tried to catch 5 tons of metal lol
http://www.streetrace.co.uk/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3234&d=1117569245
http://www.streetrace.co.uk/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3235&d=1117569250
chimp007_uk
14-05-08, 08:35 PM
I'm accident prone... But FU*K me... Walchc... You've had it Real bad. Someone must like you to survive all that!
My funniest injury...
I'm a twin, and came out feet first and the docs broke my right arm lol it doesnt straighten properly now :)
Most serious self-inflicted, was tearing the cartilage from shoulder joint and dealing with my shoulder dislocating for a year lol All repaired now, and no more javelin for me :)
No biggies from me:thumb:
Serveral Pints of Black Rat and a miss calculation with a Corsa Door
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/LittleFinger.jpg
4.9m Blade II a nice breeze and a trip accross the field opps!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Dragging.jpg
Me and the Blade II on a calmer day :D (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Kite4Small.jpg)
JESUS christ. Can't even quote WalshC's post as it'll be too long. Someone seriously was looking out for you up there !!! unbelieveable. Makes me glad I donate blood though when I read things like that
I did this a few years back.....
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff163/Dan_R_album/roll3.jpg
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff163/Dan_R_album/roll2.jpg
And hurt my little pinkie (pic taken after silly gay little cast was removed lol )
http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff163/Dan_R_album/hand.jpg
ben doodar
14-05-08, 10:55 PM
welsh c,your a lucky lad mate. seriously! well done!
feck me Walsh! Proper hardcore! lol
I've had a few nasties, main one being riding into a tree (backwards - don't ask) and then two days later not being able to breath - at all. Turns out one lung was under 20% of the size it should be and the other was down to 80%
After 8 days in hospital and a couple drains plumbed into me they decided to staple the bad lung back in place with tiny titanium staples. When I came to I asked how many staple he put in... Response was a blank face and a guessimate of 100 - 150! All done with keyhole surgery. Will get photos of said 'impressive scars' Also, oddly, since then I've been obsessed with anything Titanuim - watch, glasses, belt, car amps/speakers, random car parts....
Couple other 'grazes' here and there - 146 scars at the last count lol Bikes are NOT healthly
CoolTiger
15-05-08, 01:01 AM
well touch wood, ive never broken a bone in my body the worst thats happened to me is, fell off my micro scooter when i was 10 ish pulled ligaments and badly sprained ankle and about 2 years ago fell off my crosser on concrete brused my leg still got a huge lump 2 years on which i am worried about :s
feck me Walsh! Proper hardcore! lol
I've had a few nasties, main one being riding into a tree (backwards - don't ask) and then two days later not being able to breath - at all. Turns out one lung was under 20% of the size it should be and the other was down to 80%
After 8 days in hospital and a couple drains plumbed into me they decided to staple the bad lung back in place with tiny titanium staples. When I came to I asked how many staple he put in... Response was a blank face and a guessimate of 100 - 150! All done with keyhole surgery. Will get photos of said 'impressive scars' Also, oddly, since then I've been obsessed with anything Titanuim - watch, glasses, belt, car amps/speakers, random car parts....
Couple other 'grazes' here and there - 146 scars at the last count lol Bikes are NOT healthly
That reminds me.. i hit a tree after overshooting a double. Fortunatly i only fractured a couple of ribs and coughed blood for a couple of weeks lol
Must have been a fair whack to puncture your lungs !
Dan, why is there a spade in the top page? It looks like you've just dug up a Cav!!
I think it started out in the boot LOL
well touch wood, ive never broken a bone in my body the worst thats happened to me is, fell off my micro scooter when i was 10 ish pulled ligaments and badly sprained ankle and about 2 years ago fell off my crosser on concrete brused my leg still got a huge lump 2 years on which i am worried about :s
Haaha thats just reminded me of another thing lol i took my mates little sisters micro scooter to the shop one drunken night when i was about 17, i was showing off infront of some girls (on a micro scooter :confused: lol :tard: ) and tried bunny hopping up a kerb :tard: lol i probs didnt get an inch air so smashed straight into it, hit the deck on my bare elbow - ouch, made a funky looking hole and was proper numb, i had it in a bowl of neat TCP all the way to the hospital
Its been numb ever since around the where the scar is, i call that scar "the skip", as it looks like one of those skips crisps things :)
http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/3505/16052008197rp7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Most recent 1st :
Cut my ear in half had to have it stiched back togeather with 5 stiches
Recieved a nice scar of about 1 inch on my head wich also had to have 4 stiches and glue , and tons of cuts on my hands/arms very regulary ,
all from working in the glass shop cutting glass all day
fractured my arm , fractured my ankle , broke 3 bones in my foot and two of my toes and 2 fingers
Or yea
been involved in a hit and run when i was on my peddle bike aged 12ish to wich they wrecked my bike and completely fooked ma face and had to have stomach pumped when i was little for drinking a ltr of calpol :thumb:
Oy yea and im 19 lol
Not a biggy, but a cracked my head open when i was 3-4 on a mates marble fireplace (which they soon removed after!) and i had to have 4 butterfly stitches.
I was most dissappointed when i looked in the mirror and my stitches werent butterfly shaped :)
Dan, why is there a spade in the top page? It looks like you've just dug up a Cav!!
As lee stated it did start out in the boot, the top pic was after i had collected up some of the 'spare parts' that fell off. Took me ages to get aswell as it came out in the first roll and that was miles away from where i stopped lol
dave.gsi
19-05-08, 06:08 PM
well no pics but ive had quite a few mishaps..........
3 broken noses......1 cricket ball, 2 local knobheads
1 broken arm....courtesy of a local nightclub bouncer, snapped it into 3 pieces throwing me out of a club - 6 months off work - still waiting for the outcome of the court case
and 1 snapped 'banjo string' having rough sex with the missus lol :thumb:
FUSION X16XE
19-05-08, 06:41 PM
and 1 snapped 'banjo string' having rough sex with the missus lol :thumb:
wtf is that:confused: do i wana know lol
wtf is that:confused: do i wana know lol
****ing painful lol
****ing painful lol
2nd :cry: lol ive had that, but it was because a girl didnt know what she was doing with her hand :roll: :mad: she thought the skin had to go RIGHT back to the groin :wtf: :eek:
Pis*ing was so painfull for the next few days :(
wtf is that:confused: do i wana know lol
Use google and picture search for 'frenulum' :thumb:
jimbob-mcgrew
19-05-08, 10:06 PM
ive lay dead for 15 mins, for which i should be a dribbling mess, but against walsh's ordeal.. ppfft.. hardly worth mentioning.
NovaLad
19-05-08, 11:15 PM
Please mention.
just vaux trev
19-05-08, 11:46 PM
broken nose,fingers,knuckles,wrist,teeth but the best was jack falling
on a nova whilst i was chainging oil lucky me all it did was.. the tip of the front pannel dropped straight on the end of my thumb i heard it pop both sides of my thumb split worst pain i ever felt
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