When drunk....

[Alex.]

...what ever you do. Do not go up to two young ladies, go for a wee on a public footpath...then whilst you are still weeing place your member on a low wall and continue to wee in front of the young ladies...whilst intoxicated at 9 in the evening. It isn't clever and it certainly isn't big...;)lol

We only wanted to go for an innocent walk :(:(

[Jack]

Sorry :(

[MK999]

Placing it on a low wall is a brainwave though, look mum, no hands ! :D

[Alex.]

It's not impressive. Especially if there's not much to show off.
Drunk middle aged men...smooth :thumb:

[MK999]

Especially if the wall tilts the wrong way lol

[Lynsey]

lol

I just went to pick my mum and her fella up from the station and there were 5 15/16 year old girls waiting near the taxi rank. 3 of them were throwing up, they had virtually nothing on and were asking every passer-by 'crash us a fag?' lol Their parents must be so proud :D

[BIGS]

haha someones been told, i cant say much tho so ill keep qutie lol. But it did sound like a fun night

[Alex.]

We only went for a walk in our scruffies!! lol

[BIGS]

well apart from one haha

[Jack]

they had virtually nothing on
Pics

[mowgli]

Alex, where did the above incident happen? so I can wheel out some ready made regional stereotype insults etc.

[Alex.]

Cheltenham dharling....lol. Although to be fair they were Brummies.lol

[mowgli]

D'you think he was a 'nam (cheltenham that is) veteran???

they have been known to have mental problems

[mowgli]

if he was a brummie, he sounds quite posh, he could even be mayor...