funny names

[carrie_girl_wonder]

there's a book here at work full of funny names:


Fanny Gobble

Roger Rimmer

Willy Stroker

Dick Handler

John Thomas Massage

Fanny Farty

Fanny Gush
LouPaper
Thomas Turd
Comfort Offal
Minty Badger
Donald Duck
George Cokehead


and so on its well funny all true names has the persons date of birth and place of bith under each name ,most of the names are from the 1800's though!

[Dave.]

we had someone at the garage one called Peter Edward Niss.. we couldnt stop laughing when he signhed his name lol lol lol.. think he was polish or soemthing

[CoolTiger]

girl in my class is called joanne king ( Jo King )

[Dave.]

we have a samantha boner and a lyndsey cockram lol

[novacabrio]

http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=81059&highlight=peacock

best one i've heard for a while

[Dod]

My last job, I worked as a sales supervisor in a hard ware store, I took a call one day for a deliver, I asked for the guys name, he replied "Jack Russell". I told him he was a lier, and he argued with me. He asked me to check up the records and see, and sure as fook, thats his name!!

[carrie_girl_wonder]

haha yeh I had a Mrs Badger once and had to stifle my giggles when leaving her a telephone message :P

[chimp007_uk]

novacabrio... You're winning in the names stake... "drew peacock" lol lol lol genius!

My mum works in childhealth for the NHS, and comes across some good names. Some parents can be so awful!

Orsen Kart

Apple Blossom

Krystal Ball

[carrie_girl_wonder]

yeah but they're not rudey ones though such as Tits Tilleys there were even people that had the C word as their surname!

[chimp007_uk]

ooooooooh not the C word... lol

thats no the point i was maiking though, it was how hurtful parents could be to their children on purpose.

[Jim Mcrae]

Had a customer called Mr Bender once lol

[BIGS]

well ive seen loads cant think of many at the mo apart from mrs monday lol

[Smurf-Xx]

Sad one - Teresa Green
Or the initials I.P Nightly

[mowgli]

there was a family who lived near my mum, the wrights. they tried for years to have a baby, then finally they had a son & called him Justin Wright......
TAXI!!!!!!!!!

[Nova_Loon]

the boy i got my frist nova off name was wayne kerr (****er) i did not no till i got home and looked at the logbook and had the giggles for about 20mins and one of me gf mates name is jess lovcock i get the giggles evey time i talk to her lol

[mowgli]

The hinckley carnival queen a couple of years ago was Rachel Maycock, but according to a lad at work, it should be 'Wilcox'

And there was a lad at school with my brother called Adam Grewcock

[Asa-James]

i've heard of a mrs. goodhead, customer at a mates garage

a girl i used to go to school with had the initials KFC

[NovaLad]

Joanne Kard

And one no one on here would have EVER heard before.... Ben Dover................... lol

[Steve]

A friend of mine knows someone called laura cockburn.. Glad I haven't got to meet her yet! lol

[NovaLad]

Phil McCrackin

[Lee]

I went to school with a James Thomas Kirk.

Parents trekkies do we think?

[walshc]

I know of a wayne kerr too lol
And my mums mate`s surname is bates, if they were posh, her dad would be mr bates, what would her brother be?.... lol