Operational Training

[Jack]

Just got my operational training sorted for a few weeks time.

Its at Chilwell, near Nottingham. Why do I have a feeling the training will be along the lines of "if you can survive a night in Nottingham without getting shot, you're good to go to Basra/Kandahar" lol

[Iain]

Wanna meet up? I know there, it's a few minutes from me.

It's not a bad area btw.

[Dod]

"if you can survive a night in Nottingham without getting shot,

Or raped. But bring a cucumber and it'll be ok.

[craig green]

Christ! Good luck RJ.

[draper]

not far from moi either if you fancy a pint ;)

[meritlover]

what will you be training to operate mr Jack?

[Philsutton]

LMFAO thats like 2 miles away from me, unlucky. you get all the boy racers razing down through chilwell to get to nottingham lol

[Iain]

This is calling for a big happy Nottingham meet. We can even go kroozing on Sunday night.

[Philsutton]

Yes, but I will own all in my new ride lol

[Jack]

what will you be training to operate mr Jack?
Guns.


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[Philsutton]

Iain says he wants to take you to MFN and show you how to do proper wheel spin Yo.

[Jack]

I'll probably be in the works barge. Diesel (fail) automatic (fail) Vectra (fail) estate (fail). Reckon I can put some maccy d's trays under the rears and get some sikk diffin' in y0

[wilson_sri]

Good luck man, if its anything like infantry training your in for a hard time! lol How long do you guys do it for? Whats the name for it again, i know theres some term for it but cant remember it anymore.

[Mike]

Good luck man, if its anything like infantry training your in for a hard time! lol How long do you guys do it for? Whats the name for it again, i know theres some term for it but cant remember it anymore.

^Kissin @ss to the sergant :D lol

[Lynsey]

There's nowt wrong with a Veccy estate, as long as it's in the SRi or VXR form which that one clearly isn't! lol

[Alex.]

They're letting you train to use a gun?!
Are these people sane!!!
But I spoze Nottingham is the best place to learn. lol

[Jack]

Good luck man, if its anything like infantry training your in for a hard time! lol How long do you guys do it for? Whats the name for it again, i know theres some term for it but cant remember it anymore.
Its nowhere near as tough as military stuff, we're all softy civilians after all lol

Only 3 days, but in that time we get given body armour, full bio hazard suits and gas masks (yes! The infamous RJ chin fluff will have to be modified, y0), told what to do if we come under fire (which I strongly suspect will be "duck"), and taught roughly how to shoot. Oh dear lol

[Alex.]

I am currently in shock about your beard being modded.....:tard:

[Jack]

There will be a beard thread in projects forum

[Lee]

Could we not remove the whole thing and stick it to the bonnet? :)

[wilson_sri]

Its nowhere near as tough as military stuff, we're all softy civilians after all lol

Only 3 days, but in that time we get given body armour, full bio hazard suits and gas masks (yes! The infamous RJ chin fluff will have to be modified, y0), told what to do if we come under fire (which I strongly suspect will be "duck"), and taught roughly how to shoot. Oh dear lol
Ahhh i thought you were in the RAF or something?
Il give you some tips
1) when under fire duck and throw a Iraqi child into the haze of bullets, theres plenty of them but only one of you!
2) when shooting point and pull the trigger. The rifle may go bang, if not put the safety off.
3)If theres more of them than you, run for your life.
lol

Sounds like the hardest part will be the NBC training, wait untill you have to run the the respirator on. Its virtually impossible. All the training will be hard but well worth it, even just for the experiance. Its a great rush firing a rifle.

Out of interest where are you going?

[Jack]

Basra and/or Kandahar, our WRAM servers out there will need upgrading towards the end of the summer :)

[wilson_sri]

ooo not as if its anywhere quite then? lol

[Ash]

Don't do it! going up north again! You mad! Well it's been nice knowing you RJ.... did you want to leave the keys to ToyKa to me whilst your away? :D

[Jack]

Hmm, no :p

[meritlover]

Guns.


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oh dear, i have heard these can be dangerous!!

[Dod]

oh dear, i have heard these can be dangerous!!

Noooooooo, its Jack thats using it, He'll probably put Flowers in it.

[Lee]

Im kind of surprised TBH. I would be less surprised if they sent you to Basra to train how to survive in Nottingham!

[Stuart]

Im kind of surprised TBH. I would be less surprised if they sent you to Basra to train how to survive in Nottingham!

tbh I'd rather do it that way round too

[Dod]

See when you get really good at it Jack, come to Ireland and I'll set you up with some work in Dublin. They're always on the look out for Assasins there. Its Like GTA4 with a more annoying accent and pot holes.