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mowgli
01-05-08, 10:24 PM
I have to admire Gonk wan k from channel 4's 'how to look fat naked'

He is supposed to be a Fudge Packer, but within 5 minutes of the start of the show, he managed to get 7 women to strip down to their undies, then before you could say 'chutney ferret', he'd got them stripped naked!!!!!!!!!!

Am I missing something, or is the best way into a woman's pants to act like a Big Puff????????

He even got someones mum to strip down to her pants in Debenhams window, then got a huge pair of scissors & cut her pants off........

As much as I hate to admit it, but he is now a hero of mine...
Saloony
01-05-08, 10:27 PM
He is a legend indeed. And theres never a shortage of decent women on there.
Alex.
02-05-08, 10:07 AM
I love Gok!! If I had a friend like Gok I would be a happy woman. :D
craig green
02-05-08, 10:21 AM
I look good naked anyway, so dont need to watch that bandit!

I've got a cupboard full of p0rn too, so dont need to watch it with the VHS on record hoping for a glimpse of bush.
tom_beverley
02-05-08, 10:45 AM
Nice idea but personally, Gok REALLY annoys me!
Stuart
02-05-08, 10:58 AM
bangers..... er mate, they are tits :p
Dod
02-05-08, 11:20 AM
A mate of mine used to tell girls he was Bisexual to pull them. It worked everytime!

How to look good naked is the definitave guide to Polish a Turd.
craig green
02-05-08, 12:34 PM
A mate of mine used to tell girls he was Bisexual to pull them. It worked everytime!



Did anyone ever challenge him to suck a cok? :roll:
Dar
02-05-08, 12:40 PM
Am I missing something, or is the best way into a woman's pants to act like a Big Puff????????

Yarp:(

I haven't a clue who you are on about so I just googled him/her.
Shemale?
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa263/xmary0890/gokwan220x340.jpg

Anyhoo I also look good naked. ESP doing the helicopter dance:D
~~joycey~~
02-05-08, 01:02 PM
Anyhoo I also look good naked. ESP doing the helicopter dance:D

lol Legend lol