women!!!

[joeSRI]

How to Make a Woman Happy



It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynaecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer </

[simon1]

lmao ,so so true

[Smurf-Xx]

Thats not all true :wtf: ,funny though :thumb:

[Jamienova]

most of its true though lol like the last 2

[carrie_girl_wonder]

haha if only guys would acknowledge this :thumb:

[Lynsey]

Luckily I found the right man for all the above :p I stick to my side of the agreement if he sticks to his hehe lol

[goldengraham]

lol i like that

[Alex.]

How to Make a Woman Happy




4. A brother
5. A father




I don't know about anyone else, but I personally don't want my boyfriend to be either of those!! lol
And men are a lot more complicated then just needing nakedness and beer, they just don't like to admit to it. :p

[Jack]

And men are a lot more complicated then just needing nakedness and beer, they just don't like to admit to it. :p
No, we like to make you think we're a bit more complicated than that. It all just boils down to bring beer, get your tits out and I'll be a happy man.

But you already knew that :D

[sh0rty]

That's pretty amusing, but I'm with Lynz :D

actually - "I agree with Lynz" would sound better on this post :D:D

[Alex.]

I'm I the only person that doesn't want my boyfriend to not be my brother or father?lol