joeSRI
18-04-08, 10:23 AM
CHINESE SICK LEAVE - ' I NO COME WORK TODAY'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house.' lol
Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work.'
The boss says, 'I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon........................ You got nice house.' lol