where have i been

[Fester]

cant beat the missions

we were smashed eating cheese and biscuits with waifer thin ham on the patio at 4am this morning

i dont know why either

[ade]

oh micky man u dunno what u missin at edinburgh zoo! They have fu cking penguin parades with these pure mental king penguins - they let you feed them n that. Well worth it - specially if yer smashed coz they look so fu cking freaky!

The reason theres no fit birds in keswick is coz theyre all mountain rescur or guides taking back packers un scafell pike lol!

Fester m8 you aint tried nothing till you've sat on the flat roof of an old victorian mansion in Edinburgh getting stoned to fu ck on a crystal clear night, watching the fireworks on hogmanay (new years eve) drinking cans of stella and eating primula cheese with ham, the one with shrimp n the one with chives on anything thats edible! like bread, crackers, them mini tuc biscuits, yer so called m8's fit birds belly button, tits and then her minge! :D :twisted: :o

Ah, them were the dayz (many many moons ago in my wreckless dayz)...

I vaguely remember eating excessive amounts of hash cake with another girly m8 at some house party in Cardiff and then standing on a garage roof with 2 Enid Blyton books (famous five ones dont you know) - I'd read one passage, they she'd read the next from the other book - made absolutely no sense whatsoever - we did this for 2 hours!!! :o no one knew where we were till they came outside and saw us - we were pis sing ourselves with laughter so much we almost fell off the roof!

I'll not go into the episode concerning a small amount of speed, an afro wig n a bottle of poppers!

:o

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