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[mowgli]

This was on the nova on the telly thread. so ........

http://www.nova-turbo.co.uk/images/hollyoaks%20-%20311201%20-%20054.jpg

[General Baxter]

its hard to get the rubish out the bin with this brush?

[Dar]

Now cough!

[Jack]

I'm practicing for Texas Tech (http://www.pngclub.com/forum/showthread.php?t=96241)

[NovaLad]

I said small block women!

Not small c()ck!

[adam c]

(binman) i think i see a pie

[CoolTiger]

"Im sure its down here somewhere"

[Novaboyleon]

''This doesnt feel like the door handle''

[AlexW]

"I thought i told you not to use tampons on door handles"

[Novaboyleon]

''this is my silky violet nova not yours, so dont try bribe me with a hand job!''

[BIGS]

your going to let me drive the nova or you want be using this for a long time

[AlexW]

Ps. Is it man or woman? or both?

[Lee]

'When I said you have the key to my heart, i didnt say anything about the keyhole being down there!'

[dave.gsi]

http://www.nova-turbo.co.uk/images/hollyoaks%20-%20311201%20-%20054.jpg

' burgo, if you don't get a haircut soon, it'll be the last time i'm touching THAT!'

[Steve]

"I know I said i've been single for nearly a year now, but I can't remember them being that small"

[NovaLad]

Woman: I got these cheese burgers Man! I suck yo d1ck!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i319/MD_Crew/cheese.jpg

[Steve]

That sounds like a quote from Training Day! lol

[walshc]

Another man smacked in the bollox for picking his date up in a nova


That sounds like a quote from Training Day! lol

Its from "dont be a menice to south central, whilst drinking your juice in the hood" :cool:
Damn long title lol

[NovaLad]

Damn long title but awesomly funny film! lol

[walshc]

Aint that the truth lol

Opening scene is too funny lol
"my baby my baby"
"yo!, that aint yo baby!"
"oh yeah!, aint that some sh*t?!" lol

[Matt2107]

"Look all you need to do is waggle the screwdriver in here and the door just pops open"

"Its exactly as I described it in the ad... completely mint. It has the standard light weight arches, sills and front panel. It also comes with the factory option 2ltr XE"

[Smurf-Xx]

lol the man near the bin is the funniest!

[NovaLad]

''Where are my benifits biatch!'! You've got a week''

[mowgli]

bloke ' ok you seem to know the way to Oldham, now lets try Cockermouth'

[Mike]

"Dont stop im nearly there!"