My Diamond

[Diamond_Tim]

I am having trouble with my factory-fitted air freshener. :roll:

[Ben (lurk75)]

right if this is a joke its gone well over my head (and thats quite high :?)

otherwise i still havent got a clue what your talking about :lol:

explain what you mean by
factory-fitted air freshener :roll:

[crispy pancake]

I have had a similar problem in my Diamond. I spoke to Vauxhall direct, & they said a vehicle recall maybe required.

It is a real pain, as it a quality feature.

Hoping to drop in a Ford V8 in the next few weeks, then we will have a real car.

[wisewood]

i am with you on this one Lurk - no idea... :?

[Chicken Drummer]

I had my Diamond recalled by Vauxhall, who then sent it back with an Astra SRi air freshener fitted. I can't tell you how smart it looks.

I can't wait until next month when I will have saved enough of my paper-round money to buy a Cavalier 1600 gear knob. How cool is that. I'm also planning to lower the Diamond by letting some air out of the tyres.

[ade]

TW AT ALERT!

Ah how fun to be a smart arse - checken drummer and crispy pancake get to fu ck yer tosspots!

Prob cossie owners or just like arsing about making TWATS of themselves!

:evil:

[crispy pancake]

Dear ade,
If you care to insult me, please learn the english language. Being insulted by a scottish w*nker, is about as forcefull as breaking out of a wet paper bag.

This is one of the greatest web sites I have ever seen. So much money and devotion, to what are basically one of the cr*pest cars ever made.

You lot bot each other over the addition of a silver gear knob, or a Chrome badge from a Vectra, f*ck me, that is extreme modifying.

When you boys get out of nappies, you will realise what sad tw*ts you are.

Thank you

[Chicken Drummer]

*** Applause ***

The Nova was a car you had in the f*cking 6th form, for those of you on here who got that far at school.

Excuse me while I go and drop a 3 litre Capri engine into my Maxi.

[Tim Bean]

Guys,

Please stop this? You are filling up the valuable chat space with nonsense. Lets talk vauxies. More importantly I've just got some new 16inch allies for my Nova sport. Thinking of getting a new trim in November. Has anyone seen Ally recently has he got that GTE yet.

Crispy pankcake can leave this chat area for good.

He is obviouly single and desparate.

Regards

Tim

[Tim Bean]

Eh!

The NOVA is a fun reliable car. I've only spent 85 quid on it this year. As for being for 6th form kids. My dads mate has one and he's 39. Anyway a maxi is not a vauxie so that shows how thick you guys are mate. I don't want to recieve any more of this rubbish.

[crispy pancake]

One cannot have a serious discussion about "vauxies", they are just a joke.

As for for single & desperate, is it I who spends all the shelf stacking money from Tesco's, buying cheap tat, and applying to a rusty piece of cack, that if it broke 100mph, would make the Guiness Book of Records.

What is a Nova Sport, one that goes down hill with go faster stripes, & 16" Astra wheels, I can only laugh until I cry.[/img]

[Chicken Drummer]

I wouldn't call sh*tting myself every time I went over 20 mph and listening to the sound of engine parts dropping onto the road fun. Still, if 39 year olds drive, they must be cool.

If you want to talk Vauxies, I saw a really dood Zafira the other day. It was red.

[crispy pancake]

I've only spent 85 quid on it this year That is a sh*t load of filler.

A 39 yr old with a Nova, is a a blow up doll for your pleasure by any chance?

[Tim Bean]

Finally some sense

Shows how little you know Drummer boy. (great retort)

Can you find us (joke get it findus) any more rubbish to talk about.

Your not cod (get it rimes with God).

Maybe I will get my cousin to sign on as Codnsauce. Your user names are stupid. Oh by the way mi mates call me Jim Bean. coz it sounds like the rum drink.
Whats this about an air freshner. Utter rubbish. They aren't factory fitted. You buy em in petrol stations etc. Someone probably put it on before you bought it. If you are having problems with it then try getting anew one. How thick are you you moran.

[Chicken Drummer]

You're either very funny or retarded. My money's on the latter.

lol

[crispy pancake]

Oh by the way mi mates call me Jim Bean. coz it sounds like the rum drink Thanks for sharing this.

I have a mate called John Smith, they call him Malibu & coke, after the drink.

If you havent seen a factory fitted air freshner, you clearly are not a 'vauxies' expert, just a sad lonely git, who has no friends, and a v sh*t car.

[Tim Bean]

Is this relevant.

People will be laughing at you too. Your making an arse out of yourselves.
Some of the stuff you are writing is embrassing yourselfs. Saddos. I've a cushie job at an insurance company in Bristol. All I have to so is photocopy and do adminiy stuff. Get paid 5.50 an hour so stuff you two sad gits who probably work in a crappy supermarket

I win.

Good bye for today

[Chicken Drummer]

I too have a chshie job, sitting on my ar5e, bantering with people like you. I also get a company Princess, which I am planning to ICE and put skirts onto.

Plus, my Dad's probably bigger than yours.

[Tim Bean]

Again you show your ignorance. The widely respected princess is made by Austin.

Think you should check your facts. My dad is 6'1'' so that sorts your dada into a hole.

Sorted. Another bruising reply you must be really down now

[Chicken Drummer]

Hahahahahahahaha

6'1''. My sister's bigger than that.

Get back to your photocopying, tea boy. Just sit back and think of that 10K a year you're earning. Must furnish your council flat lovely.

lol

[crispy pancake]

Never did like lanky f*ckers.

I can only imagine what a god awful day you must suffer.

Driving to work in a sh*tbox, photocopying yr arse, and buying Kit Kats for yr fellow workers, then to finish a truly miserable day, drive home is the rust riddled, piss poor excuse for a car, that on most days will be skinned alive my most 2CV's, Maxi's, & Renaukt 5's (another true sh*t box).

You have my pity, you freak of nature

[Tim Bean]

with a middle name like Arthur you have got to be kidding.

As for you Gray!!!!

[crispy pancake]

wondered how long it would take for the mole too reveal himself.

We all hate Renault 5's, they blow big time(perhaps not quite as pikey as the Nova though)

[Chicken Drummer]

Always has to get involved.


Let's leave these sad boyz to discuss their cra*ppy motors in peace.

[carltoncrazy]

right guys.calm down ok,the admin get right stressed over this,
ade is a decent guy dont slag him off.hes help alot of people.
dont lay into scottish people aswell.
so just clam down ok.

[locky]

Well sed hayzsr, neway, surely u got sommat better to do than come onto a website just 2 slag peeps off, surly if our novas r 6form cars, y r u being so childish?
infants?????

[Phil_G]

Hi,


Just a quick question for you..

If the nova is so shite (which it is in your opinion, but in ours isnt) then why are you wasting your time here?


Phil

[carltoncrazy]

well since i drive a SR now il stand up for novas,
they prove(1.3sr and aobve) very gd preformance for the money even as standard.
come on guys we all no there computer nerds who sha sum1 til they have saved enuf to pay a bitch.
lets leave the children to play

[crispy pancake]

I thought the SR stood for sh*t and rot. As they are sh*t cars, and prone to rot.

When you kiddies have thrown your school books, sachels & napppies away, maybe you will be ready for a real car, no, not a GTE, something that will do something when you plant the right foot.

Nothing too much against scottish people, just not going to take being called a Twat from one.

Hope you all got good GCSE & A-level results.

[carltoncrazy]

oh dear we have a metro driver.lol
right shit head i drive that coz its my girlfriend car and i cant get insurance on my range rover.
so batty boy ya can cum n start on me and il jus squash ya.
must admit i feel sorry for sum1 who has nothing better to do than slag us off.
u really need a life

[carltoncrazy]

ok sorry admin i no sum of that was outa order,
but i really wish we culd do sumthing bout time wasters,
i

[ade]

Firstly, I'm not Scottish - I'm English working in Scotland.

Secondly, apologies if you were offended but I only call people twats when they behave like them - if you dont like/drive novas why the hell you bothering yer arse poisting here... surely you should be searching for porn - maybe you stumbled across this site thinking it was porn?

Be interested to know how many other sites youve spiked full of sh1te just to get a rise out of people.

I'm pissed off at myself for actually rising to the bait - yer prob decent guys who actually would be a real laugh - but when you do it at the expense of other people it aint worth it. I'm also amazed the admins have let this thread last - prob think its funny how we all jump to defend ourselves/cars

So come on then chicken drummer n crispy pancake - what do you drive?

Many references to 6th form, school books n sachels (who uses the word sachels nowadays except public school boys!) I reckon you aint even passed yer driving test yet! Or yer cruising around in yer ruich daddies BM or Merc - who gives a sh1t

(we now wait for the retaliatiory comment about how sad we are for driving novas...and how they're not worth the rust that holds them together etc...etc... oh how we wait in anticipation...)

:| :?

[carltoncrazy]

ade ya right probley yr 10 CHILDREN trying to piss us off,
no they will make shit up like oh wel drive rs turbo bla bla bla.
i think we shuld feel sorry 4 em

[crispy pancake]

For the record, I drive a Ibiza Cupra 1.8T. This has also been chipped by UpSolute, had a Hurricane Induction Kit & Forge DV added, raising it to approx 180BHP (at last rolling road session).

So I think that clears me to discuss the various merits of hot hatch, (use the term very loosely when discussing Nova's) cars.

[carltoncrazy]

sorry "m8" but u need to opligise

[Tilly]

I got a nova and im proud of it thank u very much.
Seat hmm not bad but find a fukin seat site to abuse then :evil:

[wisewood]

They have a point mate - why would someone with your detest of the Vauxhall Nova come and use a site which is dedicated to it?

You obvisouly have nothing in common with anyone here, hence the constant bickering and bitchiness so why not just go about your business in your Seat and leave us here with our Nova's.

Are they a crap car? Matter of opinion at the end of the day.
Rusty? Some, but not all - but certainly prone to it in areas.
Fast? Not as standard but can be when tarted up a little.

So - you don't like the Nova... fine. I have no problem with you as a result. However, I do have a problem with you because you ahve come onto this site which you were obviously not going to use nicely like the rest of us do - and you have decided to cause some disruptions.

Two words for you.

GROW UP.
It is much more sensible to do what you have an interst in rather than simply put down other peoples interests - oh, now i understand - you have no interests of your own besides insulting people. One of those people... Oh well... I am sure you will live to be a bitter twisted individual as a result.

Don't bother trying to start an arguement with me - because it wont work, I wont take the bait like some of the others have, I simply had something to say about your behaviour and now I have said my piece - that'll do.

Like I said - nothing against you - or your car - or you using this site - just use it for what was intended or what is the point in you using it at all.

[Ben (lurk75)]

At the end of the day guys just leave them to it, if we dont bite they wont have anyone to argue with!

[dangermousegsi]

What the fuck ur u to on?

factory fitted air freshner? muppets fuckin muppets the pair of ya

u ppl drive me nuts u live off the social,fuck about all day doin nufin better than hangin around ur mates cause his mum lets u smoke,think ur the big time cause u walk round after dark knockin off wing mirrors and drinkin white lightning at the bus stop,shelf stackin at tesco's :lol: :lol: :lol: as if even they have standards u wouldn't know what a chickin drum stick was if ur mate shoved one up ur arse let alone how to open the chiller cabinet to stack them!!!!! an 2 top it all off u worked out how to use a computer :!: fuck me i thought that one brain sell was gettin lonely :o

jesus whoever let ur parents breed has sum serious question to answer 10,000 sperm an u were the quickest :lol: :lol: :lol:

its twats like u who key/dent an throw bricks at my motor cause u cant afford one :evil: :evil: :evil:

y dont u use ur phone line wisely an call ur cousin im sure she could fit u in at bout 8pm for a quicky

[carltoncrazy]

yeh il leave him alone now....shame it was my way of relieving stress.
has anyone notice where ever wisewood is tilly is????????
or is it jus me

[ade]

lol - told ya - wisewood n tilly - internet romance - wtf is tilly's avatar!?

I like seats! test drove a cupra (old shape) - well fast - yeah better than standard non modded nova. My birds got a seat ibiza - i've even got a seat ibiza GTI splitter - wont say owt against them! good cars.

Dont see why you have to come on here though and show off flexin yer "my cars bigger than your cars" bollox!

Who gives a sh1te! You drive a well smart modded car - good for you! Some guys on here have just as fast a car - sure they'd like to race ya some day - me personally no - not interested.

I suggest u stay on seat site - if they have one...no one gives a sh1te what u think. Well actually they do hence the number of rises you are getting off of peeps here!

:|

[Chicken Drummer]

That's all the fun isn't it. Getting people like Dangermouse all wound up. I quite enjoy getting slagged off by someone with the spelling ability of a spastic.

By the way, I don't have a car. Living in central London, I find that I don't really need one, plus I prefer to spend my cash on fruitful things, such as hookers and coke, rather than a piece of fibreglass for the boot of my rusty shed to impress council bints down on Sarfend sea-front.

LOL

Keep up the banter

[dangermousegsi]

Im glad i made u laugh i made my chuckle to helpd relive sum stress to, spellin abilitys of a spastic :o il let that slide cause after all a seat ibiza is a poor mans VW golf, arnt they the base for skoda's as well :twisted:

So what if i drive vaux's pocket rocket hell i like it an il be pissin myself laughin when u wake up in the mornin to find sumones nicked ur splitter to put on their nova, ibiza cupra alloys fit straight on a nova too now i think bout it now where did i leave my bricks?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Tilly]

Actually i come on here @ lunch time and hes online at the same time. Not my problem. Thats my mate its funny aint it

[wisewood]

Tilly - what you talking about?

Actually i come on here @ lunch time and hes online at the same time. Not my problem.

Who? eh? what?

[nova-gurl]

one word-WANKERS

[Tilly]

Apparently wherever u r im there wisewood funny my posts are different times :?
Just hayzsr talking shite again lol

[carltoncrazy]

hm hope that wasnt aimed at me.lol
right im gonna put a case forward here,
ive got anther "warning",from CP.right first warning i can understand,so i aint gonna slag that 1 off,
right 2nd one was for a post in tech sum1 wanted to know how to get a 1.2 to go faster,fine cambridge said push it off a cliff.
i said tow it behind a fast car.lol.
right in my opion lol stands for lol as in joke.
so why have i jus got a warning for a joke???????
so opion does me makin a joke like that deserve a warning?
by the way the first warnig wa for saying to dan16v and lurk that its pointless have a 2.016v,which i oplogise for.
so who thinks for that joke i shulda got a warning?

[Ben (lurk75)]

hayz thats all forgot about now anyway, didnt realise you got a caning for it though!
In my opinion i thought the 1.2 joke was quite good!

Oh and a little point my car is a 1600 16v ((not that it bloody works))

[carltoncrazy]

tilly how could u say such a thing about me,i am a shamed of u.lol.wot i ment was look at ya`s n wise wood,post,its nearly always wisewood tilly wise wood tilly etc.come on we only havin a laugh
thank you lurk,i think im gonna need a bit more surport than that personnal,
yes i fought it was gd aswel, including i almost culdnt walk stright

[ade]

hayzsr - I think most of us know u only messin about whern u throw insults about. Think u got warning for passing comments bout me doing 105 in my 1.2! lol - it was on that post anyway...

I aint bothered - laughed when I read it (hence post afterwards!) - think weve been posting enuff now to know when we are only messin.

or were you :twisted:

Think u need to write an e-mail to mc to ask for forgiveness!

:wink:

[carltoncrazy]

ade it was CP wasnt it,coz thats who i sent the email to.
must admit thats the thing you no im only having a laugh and it aint ment to b taken seriously,
tho 105 must be scary

[Ben (lurk75)]

105 aint that scary Hayz flog the old shed (range rover) and buy a decent car and you will find out what speed is like! :wink: :P

[carltoncrazy]

ha ha very funny.
il keepp my gas guzzla thx u.
i got 117 out my sr,which wsnt to bad,
the range rover got 113 and remeber that got the aredynamic of a green house.
then again wiv 300sumthing bhp ud expect it.
i do have quite a collection to be honest,
ranger rover
nova(joint name with the lass)
a kit car in a state of rolling chassis(yes yes il finish it when i work out the wire on bike eniges)
and a mk1 esocort mexico which requiers quite alot of axle and gear box rebuilt and a respry,but no rust.
im one of these sad people who do fuck all with there life and never sell anything.
still got my 1993 DT50mx how kl,lawmower on 2 wheels.
do u think i shuld sell cars.lol
no when i can get insuance back on the range rover well seel the nova coz my lass is expecting and well range is alot better in a crash than a nova.
and as much as i am impressed with the nova.
i want my lass to stay alive so its gota b a range rover

[Ben (lurk75)]

if your MK1 mexico is solid fcuk the work left on it if you wanna sell it let me know i will kick my sister out her bedroom and store it there!

[carltoncrazy]

dont laugh but i was given it at 13,(the owner died and it was given to my cosin in the will who didnt want it so i got it for free).
yes its never been welded,gen 44kmiles,
but.........i dont think i could let my red escort go....got alot of memoires to me.
tho it is gathering dust................................let me have a think about it

[?Marty?]

<--- A's and B's for GCSE's and A'Levels. And an LLB (Hons) Law.

At the moment i have a Nova, so i come on this site as it's about Novas. So you have a Seat Cupra. Did you make it? It's not difficult to pay some money for a car and then sit in it driving. Just because you have a newer/more expensive car does not make you a better person.

I'm all for freedom of speech, opinions and constructive criticism, but what you guys were doing is just pathetic.

The only thing that sets a Nova and a Cupra apart is money, or the Price. So you think having your 180bhp makes you a bigger and better man? I know a bloke with a Nova that's pushing over 200bhp and cost more than two of what you're driving. And another mate of mine owns a chain of pubs and restaurants, bought his wife a Testarossa for Christmas and drives a Lamborghini himself. If you'd like, leave me your number and i'll get him to give you a call and tell you how shitty your car is, as according to your standards he'd be entitled to do that.

If i wanted to, i could go out and buy a Seat Cupra tomorrow morning.

And i don't need to pay for skanky std ridden whores. What's next? Who has a bigger penis? Who has a better looking girlfriend? With bigger breasts? Tighter fanny?

And if you want to carry on with the banter, lets speak of penises, and cars being 'like penis extensions' in particular. We're all hung like donkeys that's why we don't feel the need to compensate for tiny penises by driving round in bigger/more expensive cars.

This is a Nova dedicated site, so if you have one, or would like to find out more, this is the place to come. It doesn't mean that everyone on here thinks that the Nova is the best car in the world, dislikes every other car and/or goes on sites dedicated to other cars to let them know this. Which is what you guys appear to be doing.

[carltoncrazy]

here here.
i never said i disliked other cars,look how many ive got,
i come on here coz im driving my lass SR and tho i work with cars,
i need help coz u lot no novas back to front.
personnal if i culd id drive the range rover again.i love that car

[Chicken Drummer]

To be prefectly honest, I have absolutely no opinion about cars. I think that it is one of the dullest subjects in the world. It is amusing, however, seeing how easy it is to get people riled on the subject. At the end of the day, it is a piece of metal (well, mainly fibreglass for you lot) with an engine in it. The Nova is not exactly the best piece of design/machinery ever produced and I find it fascinating why people (some of whom are obviously quite bright) would dedicate so much time and money to what is, essentially, a fruitless exercise. As they say, You can't polish a t@rd.

[wisewood]

had this discussion with a lad at work yesterday - he saw me looking at feature cars on here and was asking why people spend thousands on a car which is only worth 240 quid.

Because i told him - it makes it drive like its worth 15000 and looks like it's worth more than it is...

Simple.

and it gets you out the house and doing something - some people play on playstation - some people mod cars...

[carltoncrazy]

yep its sumthing to do,i do it coz i have no choice,lolgirlfirend motor.
but really this is the thing,these have ahve BUILT there novas,and theres nothing better than owner sumthing and knowing you have made it and not just brought it.

[Chicken Drummer]

I can see the pleasure you would get from building something, but why not sit back and build a spliff, much more enjoyable.

Can a Nova ever drive like a ?15K car? Surely it is like driving a faster pile of rust. They may look good in Rotherham, but then again, so do mullets.

LOL

[wisewood]

Now then - don't start slagging off the town I come from...
No need for that. ... last time i saw a mullet round here was - well... last week - but it didn't look good. :D

But yes mate - a nova can drive like a 15k car - think about what you get for 15 grand brand new... oh - thats a nice top of the range toyota yaris...
lmao.

[Chicken Drummer]

If I had 15K, I would buy a fleet of Allegros and open up a taxi firm covering the South Yorkshire area. Then you would see what a quality ride is like.

PS Move from Rotherham. It really is a sh1thole. On a par with Thorne really.

[wisewood]

not very nice - true - but it aint so bad. :D

you wont draw me into an arguement about it mate... trust me.

[Chicken Drummer]

Speaking as an ex-local of Doncaster, I have no legs to stand on when it comes to a cr@p town arguement.

How come 2 of us messing around managed create such a long thread?

Have a good weekend 'cruising' or whatever it is you do in your rust-buckets! I'm off to get like this :scramble:

[Tilly]

u dont need to waste your time to look like that

[wisewood]

good point - you have been making a twat of yourself on here for days.

:D

[carltoncrazy]

here here far point,
i think he`s found his match with wisewood.
if either of you 2 do wanna come back,
then please answer this,
why have you come on this site?

[wisewood]

course he hasn't - he has found his BETTER!!!

[carltoncrazy]

ok ok ok wisewood ,
u r getting a bit full of yaself.

[locky]

go wisewood go wisewood go wisewood (in Jerry springer crowd audio)

[?Marty?]

They probably came into existence from some homeless bums spunk on the side of Woolworths, that was fertilised by the sun. :?

[wisewood]

maybe i am a bit full of myself - but i shut him up a bit didn't i...

nobody else managed to. :D :D :D

[dangermousegsi]

Carefull now wisewood if ur ego gets any more inflated ur gonna block out the sun :lol:

[carltoncrazy]

yeh wisewood must admit u are gettin a bit big head,
but hey nowt rong with that

[Chicken Drummer]

I didn't reply because I had left work and, having a life, didn't really get round to posting on the weekend. Maybe I should try posting at 2 in the morning after an unsucessful night trying to pull in f@cking Rotherham, just prior to knocking one out over Jordan pictures. Must be what you boys like. By the way, which sad c@nt has posted a porn site on his profile. Blacksonblondes. Just about sums you lot up. You set of sad, lonely little boys.

[wisewood]

Jordan: not my type mate...
pulling in Rotherham: nothing worth the effort and the clubs are shite.

As for sad lonely little boys...

everyone entitled to their opinion, but the way i see it - if you find youself with nothing to do for twenty minutes over the weekend - why not read what's going on here at novaload...

But if that's sad and lonely - I guess i must be :D

[Ben (lurk75)]

My homepage was direct to a porn site but it wasnt blacks on blondes or whatever you wrote, and if you think im a sad little tw*t then you must be one giant bast*rd!

You are getting quite annoying now and cant belive that admin havent sorted this post out yet!

Jordan- i think your the sad one!

[wisewood]

admin wouldn't sort this out - for one thing - it is very entertaining to read - and another - it is in muppet corner - where these guys belong.

They try this stuff in general chat or any of the other "official" forums and we'll see how long they last. :D

Not be long i guarantee it. :lol:

[Chicken Drummer]

What a threat. Barred from the 'official' Novaload forums. What do you talk about in there, spark plugs or ICEing your sheds? Most of you take yourselves very seriously, don't you?

In reply to the guy who asked why I'm on here, I am interested, in a vaguely anthropological way, in what sort of person is into spending money and time on this 'hobby'. If you don't like a bit of harmless banter, don't reply or read. Simple as that.

[wisewood]

anthropological eh...

that'll be the real reason you didn't reply over the weekend then... you were trying to find a new big word you could use in the dictionary. :D :P

[Ben (lurk75)]

Most of you take yourselves very seriously, don't you?


Not really we just dont like people who have no sense trying to make us look and sound pathetic :!: when it is more than obvious for all to see who that really is.

There are a lot of members on here that dont own nova's or dont like them but they too are interested in our views and what makes us do unusual things to our cars, but they go about it in a mature way and just ask. Rather than trying to stir people up and create a rise so then you can then turn round and think... whta a bunch of idiots.

If you are intrested in something or want to know peoples ideas why dont you just ask sensibly and you would be amazed by the response as most people on here are more than willing to share there views/experiences with others!

[Chicken Drummer]

It's called having an education. Maybe if you had one you wouldn't have ended up designing Flash intros for obscure websites.

I have said twice now why I have posted on this site and I have yet to receive anything like a decent reply, just 80+ posts of rubbish. OK, so here goes again:

What makes you boys spend all your time, effort and money on this? I can just about understand it if you were doing up a decent car like a Skyline or something, but a NOVA???? You quite clearly do take it seriously as it is quite an investment that some of you have made. Also, if you think I am a joker, check out some of the cars. Adding a shiny exhaust to a Nova 1.0 is hardly serious is it?

[crispy pancake]

Congratulations on your new 'Junior' Status Chicken Drummer, you are truly a Nova warrior.

[Chicken Drummer]

Cheers Crispy.

By the way, Wisewood, well done on checking the IPs.

*** Applause ***

[wisewood]

:D **takes a bow**

The reason people don't do up a decent car like a skyline is because it costs about 20 times as much...
your average 18 year old car fanatic can't afford a 50k + car ...

oh and chicken drummer - i notice i got no reply to that PM - obviously you are not prepared to reveal your secret. :D

[Chicken Drummer]

I only just noticed the PM. I'm not prepared to out either myself, Crispy or either of the Tims. If you have anything about you, it's not hard to work out.

[wisewood]

I clearly have had an education then - because i have never designed a flash intro for an obscure web site - or any web site for that matter.

I think flash is a complete waste of time - you just spend an extra 3 minutes waiting for the site to load. :D

[Chicken Drummer]

Flash is cool, if used well. Who is that website about then? It must be the only one on here that isn't porn, therefore office friendly. (Another hint)
:wink:

[wisewood]

which site are you talking about mate?

[Chicken Drummer]

http://www.soulafuzz.co.uk

[Tough Guy]

I used to drive a Nova...

[wisewood]

oh right - now i understand...

I didn't design that site.
I just make alterations to it as and when they ask me to.
It is the site for my mates' band.

It is only an obscure site if you don't know who they are...
just like novaload is obscure if you never heard of it.

I have it set up as my web site on here because it generates a little extra traffic to their site - not much - but a little.

[Tough Guy]

Honest!

[Tough Guy]

I take it nobody is interested?

[crispy pancake]

Tough Guy, I see you have now seen seen sense, and ditched the rust bucket on wheels, what did you upgrade too, a push bike with spokey dokeys, to remind you of your moddin' days.

[Chicken Drummer]

No-one is interested in a bog-standard Nova. It has to have, at the very least, some form of modification, like a new badge or gear knob. If it doesn't, get the f@ck off the board newbie.

Cheers for the reponse Wisey. Are they any good?

I'm slipping from my stirrer character. I'll have to be a bit more abusive in future.

Tw@t

:lol: :lol:

[Tough Guy]

In all fairness that would have been some upgrade...

Owning a Nova is something I am quite ashamed of. I thought this was a place I could ditch the millstone, but on further scanning of this site it would appear these people are dare I say it proud of the fact they have owned a Nova.

Incredible....

I am happy to say that my Nova only cast a shadow over my life when I was 15 when I lived in Grenada WI. It did not rust but then there is little rain. I did drive it into a waterfall as it was closer than the scrapyard before I set of to this wonderful country you call GREAT Britain.

And that's where life picked up believe me... Hence my signature!

[crispy pancake]

Tough Guy, that is a moving story. It seems you have broken free on the nova mantle, and moved on to better things, a new country, and a happy life.

It seems many of the little people on here are somewhat proud if their achievements in modifiying an ex heinz beaned bean can, and making it into a baked bean can with a bolt on gear knob, white dials (stick on), and a Peco boy racer back box for good measure.

What a mixed up world we live in :roll:

[Tim Bean]

Wot you talking about Drumer Boy.
I've taken my my Nova over a ton on a down hill run. As for rust, if you keep em graraged they are fine.
A bigger egg sauce (get it exsaust) is the only mod i've applied to mi faithful spin.
Ran okay until the Engine Management warning light kept coming on! Vauxhall couldn't idenify the fault.

Auto electrician found the fault within hours, but at a cost as the distributor required replacing!
The overall reliability of the two Vauxall Nova's I have owned has been great, low insurance, road tax and servicing costs.

An excellent motor, shame they don't manufacture them any more!

The spin is nippy for around town & most major roads, although it's not ideal for vast amounts of motorway driving!

[wisewood]

Chicken Drummer - yeah they are good.
But then i would say that - they are 5 of my best mates. :D
The music they write is the sort of thing i like though, and they are good at what they do... just not everyones taste.

by the way Drummer - you don't ind my calling you drummer do you?
why have you all of a sudden started being a bit more nice.

[Chicken Drummer]

Maybe I'm lulling you into a false sense of security. I'll hit you with a quick one-two in a minute, prove once and for all who is the best.

I only respond when goaded, so if people are nice to me, I shall reciprocate. It seems we have alienated all the other users, which is a shame as I was enjoying the banter. Clearly, you are one of the few who can take a joke, or you have nothing better to do with your time now the mines and steelworks have closed down.

Sometimes, Crispy tends to over-step the mark, I'll have to bitch-slap him soon if he carries on.

[Tough Guy]

It must be my civilised tone....

I dare say all of you will relax given time.

PS.

There seems to be a Mr Wisewood talking about a group of musicians...

Where can I sample some of their material?

[carltoncrazy]

ive been away from this for 2 long.
ahh were she`l i start,
right like u 3 in my "earlyer" days i used to slag novas off,
however i came up without decent replys to post which explain my opions,
sorry but urs dont.
right doing up a new car,
right nova are old cars,at this age then tend to need alot of repairs.
so these people have a new way of looking at it,change the parts which tend to go rong.
look at ians 2.0 16v,right i bet that it will out last that seat u go.
now then at 18 no1 has alot of money,wot these kids are doing is makin there cars look as good as they can on a limted budject,and i must admit ive seen sum gds ones 4 under 500 quid.
also i think the 2am hint was aimed at me,
sorry admin
RIGHT TWAT,
i was awake as i was wakin for my lass to come home from her parents.
now let me guess u gonna call me a wimp now.
seriously guys u r makin fools of urselfs.
who cares if sum guys make porn,loadza money init.
its there life not urs.
i personal think u 2 should give reason and a point to ur lil fight ur starting.
ive ot a lil song 4 ppl like u

[Chicken Drummer]

Are you William Burroughs?

I was getting along with Wisewood OK and then this geezer comes along spouting absolute garbage. Could you please send that again in English this time as this is a message board not a bl@@dy mobile phone. Ther's no need for any of this txt spelling, or maybe you're just a retard.

I'm sure that there are some good things that people have done to their Novas, but I don't see the point and I am at such an age that I doubt I ever will. I'm only interested in why they do it. F@cking calm down son.

[wisewood]

Drummer - the pit near us was actually demolished before i left school - so i never had the chance to be a true Yorkshire lad and follow the age old tradition of "Get theesen daaan 'pit Ladd."

LMFAO @ false sense of security.
what is this 1-2 combo going to entail then - it is pretty difficult to black someones eyes and break their nose in a chatroom. Believe me i have tried many times. :D :lol:

[crispy pancake]

also i think the 2am hint was aimed at me,
sorry admin
RIGHT t**t,
i was awake as i was wakin for my lass to come home from her parents.

i saw her walking the streets, she wasn't at her parents, she wasn't worth the ?5, can I get a refund??

[Tough Guy]

So no material from this group of musicians. I daresay it wouldn't have been worth the wait.

A good Nova for under 500 GBP...


Was is a portrait?

[wisewood]

Tough Guy?
Nice name...

If you want to hear some of their songs - go to the web site - there are 5 tracks on there you can listen to, streaming - so loads quite quickly.
But don't come back here slagging them off if you don't like it - put it in their guestbook - that's what it is for. :D


As for the above comments about hayzsr's girlfriend... Nothing to do with me this one - not getting involved - but i do feel that was a little uncalled for.

:o

[Tough Guy]

Oh dear,

Wanting a refund. This woman must have no class whatsoever.

She'd never get on my payroll in that case. After five pounds worth from one of my ladies there would be no point smelling your fingers afterwards.

I could probably get you a Nova and toss you a pill too...

GREAT Britain, I love it here....

[crispy pancake]

I assumed by my post regarding whatever his name is other half, that people on this board have a sense of humour, I should had realised from previous experience that this is not true.

The average Nova driver has had a sense of humour bypass, in order to spend that money on coloured side repeaters, or a bus ticket to the local wreckers yard to get a GTE Fog lamp.

[Chicken Drummer]

I told you, Crispy's uncontrolable at times. You shouldn't try and wind him up.

Is this Hayzsr guy for real Wisey? He seems to have some anger management issues, plus an attrocious lack of grammer and spelling.

I'm not going to 'black your eyes and break your nose.' I'm going to torch your motor and pimp out your dog.

Scared???

:lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

Maybe you would find it funny if someone called your girlfriend a bad ?5 whore - but I wouldn't if it was me. I am sure he wont either...

It's not a case of having no sense of humour - but as jokes go - that was a little les subtle than it could have been. :D

Just my opinion.

[ade]

lol at sense of humour bypass!

most of us have senses of humors until you get personal - especially about the cars we drive/girlfriends - unless u know us personally then its usually ok.

Personally think this post has turned into a laugh -but when peepe start posting stuff about other blokes girlfriends thats taking it a bit far - I'm surprised the admin aint sent you a ban warning. Maybe their sense of humour is bigger than others...

Stick to the cars lads - after a while it gets boring (only so many insults you can throw at a nova - we've heard most of em already)

Maybe thats why we've no sense of humour - no original comments! we get bored with repetative insults.

:D

Dont think Hayzsr'll be too impressed with the girlfriend insults mind - surprised he aint replied already...specially the one about the fishy fingers - :x

:|

[wisewood]

Little note to any admin that read this post - now would be a good time to lock it out so no-one can add anything else.

I don't really see how this post can now get any further than it already has - it has been an entertaining few days - but now it is getting a little too personal and it should be stopped in my opinion.

:D

[Tough Guy]

I for one believe in the phrase "There is no smoke without fire"

So spill some beans Mr Pancake...

My Nova was a GTE... Very embarassing, when I was fifteen I thought that I was the king. When I was 16 I grew up and seen the light. I could never take the owner of a standard Nova serious again.

I wouldn't like to say what I do if I seen the owner of a modified one...

Surely it is like sprinkling sugar on a piece of s**t (forgive my French) possibly an amusing novelty but not a serious pastime worthy of a dedicated website.

Now I sell livestock and pharmaceuticals from the back of my BIG Mercedes. Just wouldn't work from a Nova I am afraid. Although most of the munchers and guys who cannot get laid are Nova drivers so I have a vested interest.

[Ben (lurk75)]

Ade's right we get idiots like you popping up every couple of weeks and giving out the same dubs everytime, if you did find something original we would laugh (although doubt either you could manage anything original).

With regards to Hayz he has openly admitted he is seriously dislexic and struggles with his grammar and spelling, talking about his girlfriend like that wasnt funny and you really are only embarrising yourself's.

With the dubs about cars alf of them we can understand due to there being a lot of rusty novas about and some do look stupid with silly kits and stuff on, but peoples girlfriends unless you can back up your comments, shut up!

[wisewood]

Well i am sure you and your livestock and pharmecuticals enjoy being drivin around in your BIG mercedes, but tell me, what wer you doing with a GTE at 15 and 16? Why did you not have your big mercedes then if the nova is so bad?

Because you couldn't afford it right?

Nova owners choose to drive their nova mostly because of the cost in most cases. Modifying it is done over quite a long period of time - so although thousands may be spent - it makes their car look nicer and perform better as they do so.

Better then driving around in a standard nova for 5 years while you get some no claims bonus and save the money to buy yourself a bigger better car if you ask me. But then again, that is just my opinion...
Like i said in the first place - I wont argue about it - my opinion is mine - yours is yours - the two do not match - so be it.

Again, however, it begs the question - if you do not like the Nova, or the people who own and modigy them so much - why are you wasting your time on a web site dedicated to the subject?

It is pointless - a little like sprinkling a thin layer of shit over a bowl of sugar :D

[Chicken Drummer]

I think that Tough Guy has been taking too many of those pharmaceuticals and probably banging some of the livestock in the back of his Merc.

If Hayzsr does genuinely have dyslexia, may I take this chance to apologise for any offence, as I, for one, don't find it that funny.

[wisewood]

OH MY GOD!!!

Ladies and gentlemen i belive this could eb the birth of a new man we are witnessing... :D

:lol:

[Breeny]

Ive locked this, things getting a little out of hand, dont you think?