Wisewood meets dream woman... BUT...

[wisewood]

Ladies and gentlefolk... i have met the woman of my dreams.

5'7 tall.
Brown Hair
Green Eyes
Lovely body - gorgeous smile
Good Motherly Feeding Potential (if you know what i mean)

She likes computers - which is good - coz so do i...
To top it all off - she LOVES CARS... Loves 'em.

She is my Perfect woman.

Problem is she has a boyfriend... what do i do?
Stick it out and try and "be-friend her" or should I just go no holds barred and bulldoze her out of the relationships he is in and into one with me?

No stupid comments please - I am not just after a screw from this one... She aint that sort for one thing, she is just - well, perfect for me...

What do I do...
I know what I intend to do - just wanna see how many people agree with me.

[?Marty?]

Stick it out and be-friend her. Who is she then going to come to to talk about problems with her boyfriend? You. Prime position for some psychological warfare and then get in there my son! :twisted:

[?Marty?]

Funny thing is, i know how all this works and some muthafuka is trying it on with my girlfriend :evil: It's WAR!

[wisewood]

HAHA - hey marty - good tactics mate... exactly what i am doing.

By the way - what's your girlfriend called and where are you from - maybe it is your lass who i am doing it to... :o

You never know :D

[?Marty?]

:lol:

Nah, I know the guy.

It would serve me right anyway, coz that's how i got her in the firstplace :lol:

[wisewood]

Well... you know what to do then don't you... it's obvious!!!

Don't give her anything to complain about - then his tactics cannot work as she never needs a shoulder (or lap) to cry on does she?
Then he will eventually get sick of waiting - make a move and she will be like - what the hell are you doing - you are my mate - nothing more...

He will feel an idiot and they will probably never speak again!!! :D

[Tilly]

Fro a ladies point of view i would sit bak and wait if she gives her man up 4 u then its meant to be. Dont push her into anything cause she may not like it, may confuse what her feelings are :?

[Davo]

play with the girls head, see what body language she has when she see's u and talks to you. dont seek compliments by putting urself down, nor build urself up to be the worlds greatest lover. i know how to get girls to do what i think is right for them. u get in there heads agree with them whatever the cost but slowly change their opinion. Good action is always offer hugs, hugs are what are missing out of todays relationships. (sigh), if u feel that this girls lieks you for examle when she see's u, she touches her hair, or when shes talking to you her feet are pointing outwards then this girl has taken a shining to you.

find out if she is happy with her boyfriend, dont encourage her to cheat cos the chances are she will most prob do it to you if u got with her.

on the other hand slowly talk to her, maing as much eye contact as possible, be there for her, find problems that she doesnt even know about, like make her belive that her boyfreind is the greatest thing ever but then use the magic word "but", talk about ur past experiences with girls and how you felt no trust in them (even if u did), the chances are if this girl likes u, then she will start to open up and say how she cant trust her bf.

Other body language things to look out for are ::

1) when sat next to you, if her arms are folded then she has put teh barrier up to you slosing herself off to you

2) same with her legs, if tehre crossed she feels some what threatened by your presence, and once again has shut herself off

3) fiddling, if the girl is sat playin with the aerial on her mobile, or playin with her purse, then she feels nervous, this can be good as its ur 1st challenge to put her at ease.

the thing that will clinch it, is making her belive that shec an tell u anything, if she says u feel like a best friend then your in i reckon. As you can then work the angle of married couples only survive if they are good friends to start off with.

if she is with u instead of her boyfriend in social time, say to her, ooh god wont ur bf be wondering where u are, let her think that u are interested in her life, but not interested in anymore, it will make her flirt that bit more and make it a challenge for her too.

Finally, as tilly says, dont force it, if it happens then its fate, otehrwise it might not be good. thing is mate, if u get to know her personality first she might turn out to be annoying.

cheers

Professor Davo

[carltoncrazy]

yes sit back and watch(and laugh)
well heres my story.which is true so no ballshit thorwn back
i aint the prettyist of lads in the worlds so ha ho.
right yr4 first girlfriend yay,every1 remebers wot it wa like,jus like saying hi to the oppersite sex is like u fancy em.any how
stay with her for.........fuck 7yrs,til she died,and her best mate sat around and waited for about a yr for me to relises that i did want that blonde,which was her best m8.but she always let me cry and explain how i felt n put me first.
and so its been for years and now shes engaged to me and expecting.
so im talking from the other side,yes if they are there for you when they need you they see you as a relieble guy.
be honest i culdnt b happyer,now wen i think bout it i fancy her coz she was there 4 me wen i needed her.
and honest nowt to do with shes got long blonde hair n blue eyes.lol.but u no wot i mean.
sit n wait m8,if its bothering u enuf to ask uslot then she must be worth it,it will be chanlaging at points but will be worth it in the end.

[Nova1.6]

or playin with her purse,
woundered what the hell this said first time i read it!

My advice(prob sh!t but might help), its along the same lines as wats been said up there^^^
If u become her best friend, go out, cinema, clubbin, pub now and again, then she will think the next day, 'I had a nice time last night'
If u do it often enough and play it cool she will realise that she can have good times with other people rather then her bf, she might prefure goign out with u.
Or.......u could make her bf 'disapear' then ur in there!
Or.......Offer her ?1,000,000 to go out with u like that film.
Or.......just ignore all this and go back to doing the right thing that YOU feel is best.
Neil

[wisewood]

Good advice so far - I am impressed - usually posts like this are filled with useless crap.

Sheperd - bit tricky taking her out as the boyfriend is paranoid as hell about her talking to other men - she has a few blokes she knows who she is "not allowed to see" so her coming out with me would be a bit difficult...

Sure i will think of something - i usually do. :D

[carltoncrazy]

m8 if her lads like that then it wont last in any case

[wisewood]

oops... I forgot to mention...

They live together, but the contract on the house runs out in October, she thinks... and she has said she doesn't think they will last longer than that... which is nice.

I have backed off for a while anyway... gonna see if she contacts me before i get an overwhelming urge to contact her... (which may well be this afternoon :D )

[kevw]

If he's Mr paranoia, how did you meet her and how do you see her?????

Im guessing you maybe work with her??

Kev.

[wisewood]

Good guess Kev mate. Sort of...

She works on reception at a Laser Clinic which i made a web site for (www.thesheffieldclinic.co.uk) and I got to know her by phone and email first as i was helping them sort out their email accounts and problems with the computer - then i eventually figured i would have to go and sort the computer out myself - and then just hit it off... we get on really well.
Was mad about her before i even saw her - personality wise she is spot on - but when i saw her - that was it - hooked.

Makes me sound much less big and 'ard than i really am all this does you know... :oops: haha.

[wisewood]

by the way kev - have a look at that site and let me know what you think - as the god that you are (creating this site and all that...) i would appreciate your comments about it.

I like it - and they like it - but someone who knows a thing or two telling me it is good/bad means much more than their cheque :D

[Dave_Hay]

if its meant to be itll happen if not she aint right for u or u aint right for her, whichever way u wanna look at it.

she must be with her bf for a good reason(sounds dumb but i dont care) so trying to split that up wont do anyone any favours in long term.

as with the get in her head stuff erm what a load of shit. figures tho check where it came from.

hope i helped, prob didnt tho.

[Nova1.6]

i see they do hair removal, ive got this pube thats 2 feet long, could she remove it for me?
Ok i know u said no stupid coments but it's not sh!tty advice, im just messin about, bein the cheeky little monkey i am :roll:
neil

[wisewood]

you could always just pull it out yourself instead of paying for a laser to zap it...

[Nova1.6]

Oh aye, good point, might try that, ive just ordered alloys for me baby, getting em 2morow, but ive got to go out to pick up me sister from train station so u you that the only time they'll come in the whole day will be at 11AM when i have to go out for half hour, but i'm going to bomb it so i dnot miss em! Getting 15" Wolfrace Urban Racer 7's on 195/45/15. pic at http://www.wheelbasedirect.co.uk/images/totalwheels/urbanracer7.gif
Hey and wisewood, you going to this show at Grave Park on sunday? Might see you there if u go, u can show me your car, ya know, the old, 'you show me yours and ill show u mine' :o what car u got again?
Neil

[wisewood]

i HAVE THREE - 2 DECAYING NOVA'S WHICH I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO SORT OUT... AND A CLIO FOR TO AND FROM WORK.

on the save for a gsi mid next year though. always wanted one - and now i should be able to afford it. use it as a weekend car.

[Nova1.6]

as if one car isn't enough, done suppose uve got any spoilers or splits on those 2 novas have u?
Im despriatley after a spliter for front bumper and a spoiler! At mo ive got my cool air feed pipe lurking under the front bumper, wanna laguna splitter then i can hide the pipe up.
U going on sunday?
neil

[wisewood]

Probably not going on sunday.

Not 100% sure - but i think i have an SR spolier somewhere... I think. I will have a look for ya this weekend.

[Nova1.6]

awwww cheers mate, ur a dimond gezza!
Tara
Neil

[carltoncrazy]

hey this could be a selling point.
hi know ya got a boyfriend,but which can do u wanna fuck intonight car 1,2,,3,4,lol soz.
jus outa intrest you aint got a peug 2e3 on one of them(cash)

[ade]

youre already 1/2 way there!

If she has a paranoid boyfriend you can play on this to a degree If hes banning her from seeing people and if shes got her own will (he aint dominated her and broken it) then she "may" get sick of him.
How long they been seeing each other for?
Are they serious?

You DONT want to be be there for a shoulder to cry on coz the wrong move can be played then and she'll see you as a letch or a m8 (which is worse!).

You could buy her small "secret" gifts to keep in her good books. Small stuf like chocs (as thank yous obviously), a small bunch of flowers etc - smothing that links you to her and that she will remember. If she has other boy mates they may be playing the same game.

Make sure you kep in touch with her - friendly e-mails, start slotting in jokey comments hinting on taking her out or looking for someone...
You never know she may take you up - her bloke cant watch her 247!

Check out Micky's S-W-T site - just incase shes a smnake though... you never know?

Ade
:wink:

[Fester]

im well sure its true that lads and lasses cant 'just be mates' you always find yourself lookin at em and wanting to fuck em lol

sorry its not really answering the question.. but i voted!

[Tilly]

keep us updated on this cause its quite intresting want to know how it all goes???????

[wisewood]

Don't worry - you will all be kept up to date.

oh and Ade - they have been together about 12 months - but have been mates since - well... years ago.

[Tilly]

Thats not long. Did u say she liked u ??? has she said anything to u ?

[wisewood]

She is a bit shy, so she doesn't say much about stuff like that - but in emails and texts she has said stuff about liking me - in a roundabout sort of way... very comlicated woman she is... but i have asked her straight out if she likes me and she said yes... after much avoidance and changing of the subject.

She is just really nice and feels like a right bitch to her boyfriend whenever she is talking to me ... so there must be something there. You don't get guilty feelings talking to a mate now do you?

[Tilly]

True, True but she obviously feeling quilty towards him so she cares about him

[wisewood]

Why can't life be like the films... two beautiful people (and no - i'm not) perfectly matched fall in love and live happily ever after...

[Tilly]

I know how u feeling at the mo. Whn u like someone but know u cant have them. Wish we could live our dreams

[wisewood]

Oh yeah - she cares about him - but the question is - what sort of caring is it?
THey were mates - good mates - for years before they got together (while drunk at a party) so the feelings she has for him could be more friendship and not wanting to lose that than the romance and lust side of things. She has already told me he aint much to look at.

[Tilly]

Looks arent everything :)
Why she living with him then?

[wisewood]

Looks may not be everything - but with a stunner like me sniffing round too - she can't be too keen on going home to him a night. :D
(my avatar is a very bad picture by the way) :lol:

[Tilly]

How vain?? lol

[wisewood]

who me - never

[Tilly]

LOL yeah u
MR VAIN

[wisewood]

No - not vain...

I do love myself don't get me wrong :D but I am not vain... don't care how i look... doesn't matter... i know i am gorgeous... haha. :D

[Tilly]

u have to love yourself b4 u can love anyone else :D

[carltoncrazy]

oh il jus take this chance to rub this in,
i am livingin a dreamworld.
but its true.no afence but when ya hear people chatting like this i relise how lucky i am to have trac

[wisewood]

Happy for ya mate. :)
No - realy i am - no bitterness intended - honest! :D

[Tilly]

Well done to u

[carltoncrazy]

this is ment nice but when ya do get her,dont take her for grantent.
coz ya only regret it.
wen she breaks it wiv her bloke she`l think all guys are scum,
be different.

[wisewood]

Don't worry mate - been there before...
took the ex for granted - then when she got the chance - she was off...

made our peace again though and she is like my best mate now - well... she actually knows me better then my best mates do... which is quite scary.

[kevw]

LOL, wisewood I award you the one and only novaload "tart badge"


I do love myself don't get me wrong :D but I am not vain... don't care how i look... doesn't matter... i know i am gorgeous... haha. :D

[wisewood]

nice one Kev cheers mate.

Just what i always wanted. :D
Do us a favour... make me a tart badge logo thing up and put it in the corner of my avatar for me. :D

[carltoncrazy]

lol

[ade]

sorry wisewood m8 but u is an internet tart!

Look at the amouint of posting u n tilly got up to on page 3!

There could be something there too... I certainly got a vibe.

Avatar is quality - we just need one of Tilly...

:D How bout it Tilly? 1st novaload internet romance.

I already have a hat (baseball cap) for the wedding!

lol!

Seriously though - in my experience (and my bedpost of fairly "heavily notched" most relationships that start as friends and develop into something more usually last for a while. The best time to "get in there" is usually about 18 months to 2 years - thats when 80% of all relationships hit the "rocky patch" and if he aint much of a looker - she'll be sniffing around the lamposts soon (excuse the phrase!) just make sure your scent is regularly left - like I said small gifts, cards - e-cards, e-mails etc - DONT STALK HER THOUGH!
do some investigative work - plan the occasional "bump into" session - " oh Hi yer - didnt expect 2 see u here" etc whilst out on the town and so on...

worked for me - and if youre really classy - guess her star sign - birds love that (mine did and that was 7 years ago!)

Ade
:wink:

[Tilly]

HMM sorry im spoken for just helping him out from a womens point of view.
I sussed him out on his first post on here
LOL

[wisewood]

Internet Tart - quite like the sound of that...

and Tilly - what you mean you sussed me out from my first post... you beeky chugger.

[Tilly]

Got u worried did i

[wisewood]

Worried me - NEVER!!! much too cool for that (says wisewood as he sheepishly looks around the room).

No seriously though - explain yourself woman :D

[Tilly]

Me explain myself mmmmmm bit hard to do cause i dont know myself :lol: :lol:

[wisewood]

now come on - i know you are a woman and it goes against your entire genetic makeup :D but stop playing games and tell me what you meant :P

[Tilly]

NO COMMENT- just from my point i can see what u like :P

[wisewood]

OK THEN!

Fine... if you don't wanna tell me - don't tell me.
See that face over there to the left - that's my not bothered face :D

:cry:

[ade]

Wisewood and Tilly up a tree

K I S S I N G!

lol! You two make a great double act - reckon if you ever meet youd get on like a house on fire!

:D

[wisewood]

we probably would :)

Either that or argue till we were blue in the face :D

[carltoncrazy]

serious u 2,lil less of that eh,
and tilly stop trying break him away from his lass :roll:
thought ya were taken.tut tut.
but ade i agree,

[wisewood]

and tilly stop trying break him away from his lass
thought ya were taken.tut tut.


lmfao.

[Tilly]

Excuse me just like to point out im not doing shit.
He lives hundreds of miles away and i have a boyfriend
Hayzsr? i just like to point out thats not his lass she with somone :wink:

[wisewood]

calm down Tilly - it's only a bit of fun...

but she has a point... she and the other one have boyfriends... so nothing going on there... and she is about 300 miles south... so ... err... no :D

[Tilly]

Im not being stroppy just stating facts
Sorry if it sounded it

[wisewood]

Only stating mean hurtfull facts!!!

:D :D
kidding

[ade]

distance is merely a point from a to b and it never stopped Cilla Black!

lol!

look at that granny thats left her bloke to be with some 21 year old from Portugal over the internet!

I actually know a guy who met some lass on the internet - she was from Australia. She came over, within 6months they were married!

No boolshite!

stunned everyone at work - she was about 20 years older than him with kids and a grand daughter!

:o

[carltoncrazy]

now now calm down
yeh whos diss intener love,more and more ppl are meeting that way
distance is nothing inti

[Mr_Moo]

distance is merely a point from a to b and it never stopped Cilla Black!

lol!

look at that granny thats left her bloke to be with some 21 year old from Portugal over the internet!

I actually know a guy who met some lass on the internet - she was from Australia. She came over, within 6months they were married!

No boolshite!

stunned everyone at work - she was about 20 years older than him with kids and a grand daughter!

:o

My mums next door neighbours; they met on the net and she moved from RUSSIA....they've been together for years now (not sure how many!) and have a kid (or 2)

[wisewood]

Can we have less discussions about Internet romance sucess stories now please - you are all starting to scare me.

[carltoncrazy]

hmmmmmm internet affair......hmmmmmmmmm................il haveto try that 1....then again best not since my lass knows every bit of our pc,so she knows wot i do online ahhhhhhhhhhh.
and that was a complete waste of time but hey

[wisewood]

I do believe we have strayed off topic a little. :D

[Ian]

My mums next door neighbours; they met on the net and she moved from RUSSIA....they've been together for years now (not sure how many!) and have a kid (or 2)

erm no thats called mail order brides :lol:

wisewood, sorry you have to give the tart badge back it belongs to MC, kev gave it out mistakenly, unless you can top his sunbeds and spending ?30+ on haircuts at toni and guy?

[wisewood]

don't need sunbeds and 30 quid hair cuts when you're an online tart do you Ian... silly man. :D

He may out tart me in the real world... but you must admit i am a bit of an internet whore. :lol: lol

[Tilly]

LOL i rest my case

[carltoncrazy]

right i owe u lot,i aint been having fun at the moment and this post is makin me laugh,
and i aint been drink honest

[d0gz_bollox]

cant be arsed to read all the replies,

I always go for the ring them constantly everyday to talk to them (obviously you gotta be a good talker as you have to keep the conversations going).

twist the conversation to work to your advantage (making out that your somet good) but never slate there chap wait until they start to complain about them, otherwise it'll all go wrong.

then after a 4-5 days when she;s expecting your hour long call ring her and ask her what she's doing then tell her your hitting your credit limit on your phone, so perhaps you could meet up to talk, nobody will have to know. you'll know where your standing then mate. once met up, take her for a quick drink, triple vodka and coke will do lol. then start meeting her, (should be easy)

then one night when you meet her, tell her you've just got back from work and need a shower, take her back 2 yours whilst you shower, it'll seem all innocent, but think about it, half the missions complete, your naked!!! you've only gotta get her naked now. so whilst your in your own territory make the kill!!!

Personally I go for slags who you shag on the first date then can fuck off after. a lot easier and less stressfull on the old text message fingers!!!

[bob]

This is how 95% of relationships are made n broke round here,I say just be patient n go with the flow,try not to get 2 clingy ok?

[wisewood]

Dogz - slags aint my thing mate... not at the moment... been there done that. The thrill of the chase - that's where the fun is...

As for the "the job is half done - you're naked - just got to get her naked" that's crazy - i can get myself naked anytime... it still doesn't make it any easier to get her kit off does it... although i do look quite good in a towel whilst dripping wet... lol

[carltoncrazy]

ok wisewood i dont even wanna imiagian that.
i think we all decided now that ya needa take it nice n slwo,
or have completly missed everything

[wisewood]

What do you mean you don't wanna imagine that - of course you do - everyone does :D

[Tilly]

yuk i certainly dont :(

[wisewood]

YOU DO! :D

You must be in denial :D


Either that or my powers have weakened - they used to reach to lands end... mybe the limit is now Peterbrough... OH NO!!!

[Tilly]

They probably dont reach the end of your driveway :lol:

[carltoncrazy]

sorry but i still agree with ade,bit of ringy ding dong between wisewood and tilly.
trust me i really dont wanna imaigian that.
aslo personnal cant fuck on the first date,
my opion its rong.
imiagian all the 16 yr boys who aint got laid yet,who r reading this.(sorry my cosins reading this post and its pissing him right off that dogz can get laid on day 1,lol sorry ali)

[Phil_G]

LMAO@ the quality replies in this post... :) :lol: :lol: :lol: :)


Wisewood.. good luck m8 and be patient - the best things come to those who wait....



Phil

[wisewood]

Quality advice Phil mate - ripped off straight from the adverts eh... :D

[Phil_G]

HI,

lol....



Phil

[Fester]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Phil_G]

fester,

youre nuts....

:lol: :lol: :lol:



Phil

PS: So am i :)

[Fester]

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane. "Where you flyin? to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.


"Don?t you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second.


"Where you flyin? to, bitch?"

[wisewood]

nice one.

[Phil_G]

Well said fester


Phil :evilbat:

[Tilly]

Well im in the middle so im neither of them :lol:

[Mr_Moo]

YOU DO! :D

You must be in denial :D


Either that or my powers have weakened - they used to reach to lands end... mybe the limit is now Peterbrough... OH NO!!!

Whats wrong with Peterborough?? LOL

Do u live here?

[Tilly]

Wise wood whats going on with this lady u haven't been keeping us updated :(

[wisewood]

I thought you would have all got fed up of it by now that's why...
and i have been busy trying to control the bedlam in muppet corner haven't i...

[carltoncrazy]

in which u did a very gd job wisewood.
save me from givin sum...........how can it b put,blunt opions???????????
yeh come on lets here whats going on wiv u n her

[wisewood]

Well - her temporary contractat the place she is working runs out at the end of next week and after that I will not be able to see / talk to her very easily as the boyfriend would get in the way - but the last few days she has been phoning and emailing me much more than usual - think i might ask her out next week - fuck it - it's worth a go. If she says no - so be it... but at least i have tried.

[carltoncrazy]

yeh go 4 it,
wot i wuld say tho is wait 4 the last few minutes and say loadz thing like
owe dont wanna lose u
u mean to much etc,
u no the daft things whihc make u seem all sweet etc,
works everytime

[wisewood]

dunno if i could pull it off mate - i can say stuff like on the phone, email, or text easy enough - but face to face - my brain wont let me. :)

[carltoncrazy]

yes but however she`l will relise how hard it will be(giv it sum u no sweet soppy dapy barsted face),
then she no ya serious as its hard 2 do

[wisewood]

worth a try i suppose.

i have actually convinced myself nothing is ever going to happen now anyway - so not too fussed... but io probably would be if she went and i never saw her again having not tried...

[carltoncrazy]

dont give up,tha aint the wisewood we all no,
try it,
if not then least u tried,
u neva no mite be wedding bells soon

[wisewood]

No way - I don't believe in marriage.
Just a piece of paper you don't need to prove you love for someone and a big expensive pary - which woul dbe much better without the church in the middle of it. :D

No - seriously though - i do believe in marriage - just can't see me getting hitched any time soon - unless an "accident" should happen.
It bad enough i get called a bastard by my mates - the bastard son of a bastard would not be very nice would it. :D

[carltoncrazy]

well saying that i always sed ow il neva marry etc,
and then dipsit me......yes i brought the ring ahhhhh.
no seriously im lookin 4ward to it..............i think.lol
u neva no,people say oh wel neva leave etc,then leave,
then u get ppl sayin i cant see this happenin,then it happens.
my lasswes parents meet in a shop once when he let her in front of him
and within a week they were engaged,
after 19yrs there still together.
but thats a one off,shame but that dont happen much.
i personnal think thats quite romantic............but in the loctian culda been better,there were in waitrose.hmm.
so wen u gonna ask her out?

[wisewood]

one night next week - next tuesday probably - she is working late enough for me to get in and see her after work that night.

[carltoncrazy]

is there any way u culd make it look like a business vist then casula ask wen shes leavin?then wen she says that night u can make ya move?
or is that jus cheesy

[wisewood]

oh hell yeah - i called in on a business visit last tuesday night... then just sat talking to her for 90 minutes and then left... :D

[carltoncrazy]

wen u do it,dont make it look so set up.make it look like..............cant explain but u no.
hope she aint readin all this

[wisewood]

i hope not too... coz if she is i am screwed - i may be under an assumed name - but i have my fookin picture on my avatar.... so she knows it is me. although that was a while back - i am a little different now... less drunk for a start :D

[carltoncrazy]

some how i dought she is,lol b funny if she was,not 4 u tho.
novaload is missing sum sexy ladys dont u fink,
tilly been the most.........talktive lass on here recently.
i kept trying to presuade my lass to join but the comment was.
"i drive it u fix it"
or in english ian get fucked i aint got time for that.lol
i tried to boost the female user but i failed.
wisewood u have to tell us if u get this lass or not

[Anonymous]

i ent read the post but .............

my advice storm in there i know some one who has befriended a bird and now they are to good mates to get to gether and she sees him more than her boyfriend

[wisewood]

UPDATE:
In 8 of the last 10 weeks nothing much has happened.
In the last two weeks... there are some activities.

Firstly, she has dumped the boyfriend and movede back into her mothers... Now I know what you're thinking... you're thinking this has to be good news right. WRONG!!!
I am only giving yout his information as some of you wanted to be kept informed... so you are informed.

To be perfectly blunt and honest about it, Don't really care anymore.
Totally gone off the idea... and I am sorta seeing someone now anyway (sort of...), and I care about the person I am seeing (sort of) quite a lot so wouldn't go doing anything to hurt her.

So there you go... the story in brief:

wisewood wants lass to dump boyfriend.
wisewood meets other lass.
lass dumps boyfriend.
wisewood couldn't care less.
(although I am happy she dumped him, coz he is a complete tw@t)

SO DARLING, should you happen to spy on me and read my favorite web site... you got nothing to worry about. Nothing at all... you are MUCH better than she was any day.

[wisewood]

SO DARLING, should you happen to spy on me and read my favorite web site... you got nothing to worry about. Nothing at all... you are MUCH better than she was any day.

However, it is highly unlikely she will be spying on me as at the moment her computer is well an truely on the scrap heap, arsing about all the time.

... and just to clear up a few questions before the arise...

1. Sheep Dip, NO, You do not know her.
2. YES, She can drive.
3. She lives not too far from me.
4. Everything else... don't be so nosey.

[Nova1.6]

NO[/b], You do not know her.


Why's that directed at me?

[wisewood]

because i knew for a fact if i didn't say that the first question you would ask were - wheres she from, whats she look like, do i know her...
what bra size is she, etc etc.

don't deny it - you know you would have.

[Nova1.6]

does she shave her muff into animal shapes?

[wisewood]

honestly, I don't know.

[Nova1.6]

lol, ok.
Your avataratratra makes u look like a zombie!

[wisewood]

Thats because I don't eat properly, get very little sleep, haven't exercised since I was 18 and just before that picture (and several others) were taken i had just run almost 4 miles to make it home in time for someone i had to speak to... So i was almost dead when i made it back.

Didn't collapse though, I was quite proud of that :D

You seen me Neil - I aint exaclty built for long distance running am i.

[Nova1.6]

nah ur right u fat c?nt. :lol:

[wisewood]

maybe I am a fat cnut... but at least I aint got AIDS.
So things could be worse.

[Nova1.6]

well at least i dont have the Tuna virus!

[wisewood]

well there is definitley something wrong with ya - look at your eyes and your nose on that pic... you don't look healthy to me mate :D