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Welsh Dan
03-04-08, 11:20 AM
Joke ( or is it !)
>
>
> A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England
>
> He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says,
> 'Thank you
> Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
> food
> stamps, free medical care and free education!'
>
> The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
>
> The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. Thank you
> for
> having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'
>
> This person says, 'I no British, me Polish.'
>
> He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says,
> 'Thank you
> for the wonderful things in England!'
>
> This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not
> English!'
>
> Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
>
> She says, No, I am from Africa!'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says ...
>
>
>
>
> ' Probably at work!! '

dave.gsi
04-04-08, 09:13 PM
hmm, not strictly true (or funny :tard: )

lets be honest, its the englishman who's more likely to be walking the streets..............the mass of fat, lazy, workshy scumbags who live off the state walking to the dole office to pick up their weekly pay packet for doing feck all apart from sitting on their asses while the rest of us hard workers pay for it. most claim to be unable to work and get disability when theres bugger all wrong with them.

at least the polish etc etc come over here to do a days work and get some money in the bank. good on them i say................and all the lazy english scroungers should be bloody well ashamed of themselves!

this country sucks the big one!

rant over :D

Nick
05-04-08, 12:42 AM
Hmm..

Theres a fair share of people who are benefit scroungers. But i'd say the majority of those are people who've been british citizens since birth.

If you look, there is a massive number of small/large family companies that are successfully run by people who would have Migrated to this country at some point in the past.

And people who've more recently migrated here often proove to be much better employee's due to there attitude and inscentives.

I don't see how people can moan about it all... There is a problem with migration, and that's the fact that it's soo easy just to waltz right in, but once people are here they usually work harder than the rest of the lazy english population!