Welsh Dan
03-04-08, 11:20 AM
Joke ( or is it !)
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>
> A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England
>
> He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says,
> 'Thank you
> Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
> food
> stamps, free medical care and free education!'
>
> The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
>
> The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. Thank you
> for
> having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'
>
> This person says, 'I no British, me Polish.'
>
> He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says,
> 'Thank you
> for the wonderful things in England!'
>
> This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not
> English!'
>
> Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
>
> She says, No, I am from Africa!'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says ...
>
>
>
>
> ' Probably at work!! '
>
>
> A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to England
>
> He stops the first man he sees walking down the street and says,
> 'Thank you
> Mr Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
> food
> stamps, free medical care and free education!'
>
> The man says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'
>
> The Somali man goes on and encounters another passer-by. Thank you
> for
> having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'
>
> This person says, 'I no British, me Polish.'
>
> He walks on and stops the next person, shakes his hand and says,
> 'Thank you
> for the wonderful things in England!'
>
> This person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not
> English!'
>
> Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you English?'
>
> She says, No, I am from Africa!'
>
> Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the English people?'
>
> The African lady checks her watch and says ...
>
>
>
>
> ' Probably at work!! '