View Full Version : fat chicks shouldnt ride bucking broncos
carrie_girl_wonder
02-04-08, 07:45 PM
especially when they're drunk and not wearing much as when they fall off you get way more than you bargained to see!*shudder* I talk from experiance from a night out in the litten tree in Aylesbury on saturday
Asa-James
02-04-08, 07:47 PM
well stay off the horsies then...........
carrie_girl_wonder
02-04-08, 07:49 PM
well stay off the horsies then...........
cheeky watsit, yes yes I am WELL fat a whole 9 stone fat :thumb:
Didn't you see all of her pictures then? lol
Asa-James
02-04-08, 07:52 PM
cheeky watsit, yes yes I am WELL fat a whole 9 stone fat :thumb:
sorry, but it was there for the taking.....i do apologiselol
carrie_girl_wonder
02-04-08, 08:04 PM
lol dont worry,it was disturbing though,i saw this one girls thong and fadge was hanging out,and she had a group of lads following her all night after her little show, yuck.un fortunatly i didnt have the balls to do it!
chimp007_uk
02-04-08, 08:30 PM
scared of showing off your bits and bobs were you? ;)
saw this one girls thong and fadge was hanging out
ohhhhhh dear dear me :D thats pretty rank !
Didn't you see all of her pictures then? lol
Her feet probably weigh 3 stone each
where is this pub? im there!!!
Going to flash your thong Stu? :O
Stu can't wear his thong anymore. It was carbon-dated, and its now a national heritage site.
Great :( so now he is swinging free in the air I have to breathe :tard:
Not so much swinging. Think coctail sausage glued to a hedge. lol
Thong: verb. 1.Genital floss 2. something Chris Ewbank sings
carrie_girl_wonder
03-04-08, 12:46 PM
where is this pub? im there!!!
haha its the litten tree?surely you've heard of it.
oi razor jack mister i hope that wasnt a reference to my size6/7 feet which are perfectly normal considering i am 5"11 :p
Matt2107
03-04-08, 01:25 PM
so so so many witty comments... but I'm going to be a grown up.
carrie_girl_wonder
03-04-08, 02:09 PM
so so so many witty comments... but I'm going to be a grown up.
how so...?
so so so many witty comments... but I'm going to be a grown up.
That's a first :p
Wave mahcine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBNoHbigw5E&NR=1)
Matt2107
04-04-08, 08:51 AM
That's a first :p
I'm responsible adult I'll have you know.
A Mate of mine wrote off an extremely clean GSi Cavalier recently do to Fat chicks. He crossed a Humped back bridge at what he claims was 130mph, with 3 fat chicks in the back, and bent the chassis and roof. They couldnt open the rear doors and so the fat chicks had to climb through the front. EWE!!!
Matt2107
04-04-08, 01:10 PM
Its where you keep your beer cold!
Or is it a lovely melt in your mouth sweet?
lol dont worry,it was disturbing though,i saw this one girls thong and fadge was hanging out,and she had a group of lads following her all night after her little show, yuck.un fortunatly i didnt have the balls to do it!
Sorry, I just read this again. You dont have the balls to show your Fadge? Well I'd like to assume that if you didnt have balls that yes, you'd have a fadge.
dar your sick
:thumb: :cool:
carrie_girl_wonder
06-04-08, 07:04 PM
Whats a fadge:confused:
fadge is like a womans lady parts :D
carrie_girl_wonder
06-04-08, 07:06 PM
Sorry, I just read this again. You dont have the balls to show your Fadge? Well I'd like to assume that if you didnt have balls that yes, you'd have a fadge.
smart **** :p i meant i didnt have the balls to ride the bull thing not to show fadge or balls or any genital parts come to that , not that i have multiple parts...or do i ?!:D
smart **** :p i meant i didnt have the balls to ride the bull thing not to show fadge or balls or any genital parts come to that , not that i have multiple parts...or do i ?!:D
Well you dont have the balls to show them whatever "they" may be so we'll never know.....
carrie_girl_wonder
07-04-08, 10:36 AM
Well you dont have the balls to show them whatever "they" may be so we'll never know.....
maybe i'll show them at pv 25th thingy :D
Mmmmmmmmmm, Girls showing bits at Vauxhall Shows, brings me back to Billing 2yrs ago.
:thumb:
carrie_girl_wonder
07-04-08, 01:08 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm, Girls showing bits at Vauxhall Shows, brings me back to Billing 2yrs ago.
:thumb:
what happend there? are there lots of girls hoeing it up?lol
my ex said to me the other day 'don't turn into a vauxhall ho like the peugot girls are' pfft
what goes on at billing, i've never really been to a car show/meet thing before..:confused:
NovaJackie
07-04-08, 01:23 PM
lol classy..!
chimp007_uk
07-04-08, 01:40 PM
maybe i'll show them at pv 25th thingy :D
looks like you'll be whoring it lol
LOL Oh dear.
Ladies and gents, it appears we have found a replacement for Bex at this years PVS lol
Ill remember to leave my misses behind for pvs this year then!
chimp007_uk
07-04-08, 03:01 PM
I think miss carrie might be messing with you all :(
carrie_girl_wonder
07-04-08, 03:11 PM
I think miss carrie might be messing with you all :(
Ha or am i messing with you?!:D dundunduuuuuuun
carrie_girl_wonder
07-04-08, 03:11 PM
LOL Oh dear.
Ladies and gents, it appears we have found a replacement for Bex at this years PVS lol
whos Bex?
chimp007_uk
07-04-08, 03:13 PM
I know you... and i know you wont get your "bits and bobs" out at pvs. You're not that slutty (just) lol
carrie_girl_wonder
07-04-08, 03:28 PM
I know you... and i know you wont get your "bits and bobs" out at pvs. You're not that slutty (just) lol
pfft you might though!I might whip out my manly bits though...:D
and chris I cant reply to ur pm because your box is full :P
but no I don't think i'm doing anything on Friday
LMFAO!!! Busted!!
I think my Billing antics shall stay unrevieled. Dont think theres anyone from in here that could nark on me anyway.
Matt2107
08-04-08, 08:37 AM
"Love is in the air"
carrie_girl_wonder
08-04-08, 05:09 PM
LMFAO!!! Busted!!
I think my Billing antics shall stay unrevieled. Dont think theres anyone from in here that could nark on me anyway.
well what sort of antics?don't have to be yours :thumb: just curious
well what sort of antics?don't have to be yours :thumb: just curious
Ok, put it like this, you'd not have been doing it when you were 10. I know its vague but thats all I'm saying in thread.
lmao @ Bex replacement.
At least Draper will have something to do lol
Matt2107
09-04-08, 01:27 PM
Someone.
carrie_girl_wonder
09-04-08, 05:56 PM
Someone.
HA you are all being VERY presumptous! Do you really think a girl that is a member,even a paying member of a nova site and that fixes bits of her own car and drinks beer and reads comics is going to put out?:confused: I'll deliberatly wear my baggy man jeans and boxers
plus i might have a boyfriend,how do u kno :P
novabex
09-04-08, 08:25 PM
Haha. Oh dear.
HA you are all being VERY presumptous! Do you really think a girl that is a member,even a paying member of a nova site and that fixes bits of her own car and drinks beer and reads comics is going to put out?:confused: I'll deliberatly wear my baggy man jeans and boxers
plus i might have a boyfriend,how do u kno :P
That sounds like most of the lads on here ideal girl, So your have to to do better then that :p
plus i might have a boyfriend,how do u kno :P
I shouldnt say this but i have to.... Could you get a boyfriend?
If you do have a boyfriend Is he stupid?
*waits to get banned* (*Dont ban me ill give up my nova!*)
NovaJackie
09-04-08, 11:44 PM
:roll:
Matt2107
10-04-08, 08:49 AM
Its standard practice that all women attending PV on behalf of PNG/Novaload must sleep with Draper. He also has to wear his Novaload fleece and nothing else.
There's also a clause that if you have size 6 feet then you must take things a little less seriously. ;)
novabex
10-04-08, 08:50 AM
lol
This brings me back to the days of "Kinky Nova"
carrie_girl_wonder
10-04-08, 02:26 PM
I shouldnt say this but i have to.... Could you get a boyfriend?
If you do have a boyfriend Is he stupid?
*waits to get banned* (*Dont ban me ill give up my nova!*)
why would you say that? that was unprovoked meaness:wtf: :(
carrie_girl_wonder
10-04-08, 02:30 PM
Its standard practice that all women attending PV on behalf of PNG/Novaload must sleep with Draper. He also has to wear his Novaload fleece and nothing else.
There's also a clause that if you have size 6 feet then you must take things a little less seriously. ;)
haha ok i'll try and conform :D
Its standard practice that all women attending PV on behalf of PNG/Novaload must sleep with Draper. He also has to wear his Novaload fleece and nothing else.
:wtf:
Its standard practice that all women attending PV on behalf of PNG/Novaload must sleep with Lee. He also has to wear his Novaload fleece and nothing else.
There's also a clause that if you have size 6 feet then you must take things a little less seriously. ;)
I speak on behalf of Untaimed- We're in!! lol
I speak on behalf of Untaimed- We're in!! lol
lmfao
Matt2107
11-04-08, 08:50 AM
wow the ladies are really feeling Lee this year... literally.
Its true! If you dont wash your armpits, something primeval kicks in and the women are all over you like flys on sh1t!
You love it Lee ;) not washing your pits is one thing but you could at least rinse your balls :p
Grubby scrotums are the future ;)
AAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
I hate that word!
No wash= No, erm... "Teabagging" for you then sir lol
What in gods name have you been learning since youve been with the Highlander?
Goddam scottish sexual deviancy, thats what! lol
:eek: More a question of what I've taught him :p
You can take the man out of Scotland... blah blah blah lol
Its standard practice that all women attending PV on behalf of PNG/Novaload must sleep with Draper. He also has to wear his Novaload fleece and nothing else.
that reminds me, i havent got my ticket yet and blagged a lift down yet lol
Your leaving it fapping late. PM Dan pronto you humungous gay!
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