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twistysnovagte
30-03-08, 07:44 PM
decided to buy a race horse and call it my face,not bothered if it never wins or makes any money,just wanna hear all the women at the races shouting, come on my facelol

why do men snore?cause when there asleep there bolocks relax on there assholelol

if a farmer grew a farm of dildos,what would be his biggest problem?squatterslol
rite last one for now:
man walks into a pharmacy and asks wheres the tampons?pharmacist replies,over by the cotton wool,the guy comes back with cotton wool and toilet roll.pharmacist says,thought you wanted tampons?the man replies,i asked HER two get me some fags and she came back with baccy and rizla. so tonight she can roll her fcukin ownlol lol

Lee
30-03-08, 08:47 PM
man walks into a pharmacy and asks wheres the tampons?pharmacist replies,over by the cotton wool,the guy comes back with cotton wool and toilet roll.pharmacist says,thought you wanted tampons?the man replies,i asked HER two get me some fags and she came back with baccy and rizla. so tonight she can roll her fcukin ownlol lol

AFPMSL lol

staggy_gsi
30-03-08, 08:54 PM
why do women wear knickers?

because health and safety legislation states that all manholes must be covered!

one for stuart etc............

whats the difference between a fridge and a gay man?

a fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out!!

Lee
30-03-08, 08:55 PM
Did you hear about the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac?

He lies in bed all night wondering if theres a Dog.