twistysnovagte
30-03-08, 07:44 PM
decided to buy a race horse and call it my face,not bothered if it never wins or makes any money,just wanna hear all the women at the races shouting, come on my facelol
why do men snore?cause when there asleep there bolocks relax on there assholelol
if a farmer grew a farm of dildos,what would be his biggest problem?squatterslol
rite last one for now:
man walks into a pharmacy and asks wheres the tampons?pharmacist replies,over by the cotton wool,the guy comes back with cotton wool and toilet roll.pharmacist says,thought you wanted tampons?the man replies,i asked HER two get me some fags and she came back with baccy and rizla. so tonight she can roll her fcukin ownlol lol
why do men snore?cause when there asleep there bolocks relax on there assholelol
if a farmer grew a farm of dildos,what would be his biggest problem?squatterslol
rite last one for now:
man walks into a pharmacy and asks wheres the tampons?pharmacist replies,over by the cotton wool,the guy comes back with cotton wool and toilet roll.pharmacist says,thought you wanted tampons?the man replies,i asked HER two get me some fags and she came back with baccy and rizla. so tonight she can roll her fcukin ownlol lol