jokes

[Nova1.6]

i think we need sum funny jokes to lighten up the day, ill start...
Your so poor that when someone rings the door bell, your mum leans out of the window and goes, DING DONG.
:lol:

[nathanl]

There is a guy in court for murder and the judge asks him what he has to say for himself,

f u c k all your honour
pardon replies the judge
f u c k all your honour he replies
the judge asks one of the barristers what did he say ?
he said f u c k all your honour
to which the judge replied, don't be a cnut I saw his lips move.

Sad I know but it makes me laugh :lol: