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Mike
14-02-08, 09:10 PM
Mincing through eBay tother night, looking at Nova parts and came across these (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220199926196&ssPageName=ADME:X:RTQ:GB:1123) but being the good citizen that i am, i though d send him a message saying there not Sport seats, there SR items....

Got this as a reply...

wel u must be wrong because i have a gte nova. They are nove si 1s. Dont no your novas

To which i couldnt stop laughing! So i replied insisting that there SR items to see what kinda response i could get.....

To which i got...

these are out of nova 1.3 sport the last 1s that they done i break nova s for a living i bet your 1 of them chaves how has a 1.2 how thinks its mint ive got a gte 1.6 8v wat does 137 mph in 4th gear thats of the clock mate and i still have 5th so u go and read up a bit more on your nova facts mate


lol lol lol

Alex.
14-02-08, 09:14 PM
these are out of nova 1.3 sport the last 1s that they done i break nova s for a living i bet your 1 of them chaves how has a 1.2 how thinks its mint ive got a gte 1.6 8v wat does 137 mph in 4th gear thats of the clock mate and i still have 5th so u go and read up a bit more on your nova facts mate
Incase anyone has difficutly like I did.

"These seats are from a Nova 1.3 sport, which were the last ones they made. I break Nova's for a living. I bet you are one of these chavs who has a 1.2 and thinks that it's mint. I have a GTE 1.6 8v which does 137mph in 4th gear, and that's off the clock (mate). I still have the 5th gear left afterwards. So go and read up on your Nova facts mate."

lol

Dar
14-02-08, 09:16 PM
lol Tell him his speedos broken:thumb:

wilson_sri
14-02-08, 09:48 PM
lol what a dick

brucer
14-02-08, 10:53 PM
lmfao.classic.cant beat a bit of "im better than you" talk.lol.

Steve
14-02-08, 11:16 PM
Nob end, he even put in the listing they from a 1987 car, hmm a late registered sport!? I think not.

Not the best way to sell them anyway, they're covered in all sorts of crap!

Funny responses from him though, his gte must be slow as most chavs claim that a 1.2 does 130mph in 4th lol lol

NovaJackie
14-02-08, 11:17 PM
pmsl!! lol haa!

s14a
14-02-08, 11:21 PM
look at his last feeback, holy ****...

DTR-DEVIL
14-02-08, 11:45 PM
Wat a C@ckNose!

Honestly,


http://pics.ebaystatic.com/aw/pics/uk/icon/iconNeg_16x16.gif Total time waster and did not turn up



Reply by redbull01256 (27-Dec-07 00:12):

txt n told u my sister had died which is y the sale didnt go ahead suzuki 4x4 (#220175560845)

Steve
14-02-08, 11:48 PM
Yep, thats why I hate using ebay, you get all sorts of excuses!!

just vaux trev
14-02-08, 11:49 PM
can we all send him a msg at the same time and compare replies lol

J4MES
14-02-08, 11:53 PM
what an ejit!!!

just vaux trev
14-02-08, 11:57 PM
i found a similar thing on ebay,
nova with a big kit on claiming to be a gsi, had a pic of the engine, was an spi so thought i would tell him and had a similar reply.
i.e. you know nothing about mechanic`s engines or novas etc

J4MES
15-02-08, 12:42 AM
ebays just full of people trying to rip someone off, especially over cars!!

NovaLad
15-02-08, 12:51 AM
Link him to here. lol

Matt2107
15-02-08, 08:26 AM
Its gotta be done.... what a pleb.

Jack
15-02-08, 10:10 AM
Some people are a bit dense when it comes to Novas, and some list "sport" to include stuff like SR, GTE, etc, i.e. the "sporty" models. So its possible he was referring to that, rather than actually thinking they were from a legit Nova Sport.

Or... he could just be a tool.

lee coley
15-02-08, 10:19 AM
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Not a chance,

Jim Mcrae
15-02-08, 12:53 PM
I like how every f*cker you talk to has "16 valve sports injection" Every little scrout says exactly the same thing lol errm its a 1.2 corsa lol

Anyone else noticed this??

I remember this lad who had a 'GTE' Mintest nova i have seen in ages keep trying to get him to sell it. Anyway its silver (grey) got all the gte bumpers , window surrounds and wheels ect, but is badged as a 1.2 . I was talking to him he asked what engine i had, i asked him, "its a GTE mate" Oh yeah why is it badges as a 1200....... Anyway still going on about it being a GTE i got him to open his bonnet, and i saw a carb'd 1200 staring up at me. It is a 1200, "No its a 1.6 GTE" Its got a Carb ffs!!" Yeah the GTEs are carb and the GSIs re injection!! What a muppet, he also told me about his R5 GTT that does 60ft in 1 second and that he has a LET to go in the nova and that he runs his own Push bike superstore place. Hes 17!!

Didnt think it was possable for people to come up with such stories and think people will believe them!!

burgo
15-02-08, 02:33 PM
sent him the link ;)

meritlover
15-02-08, 02:53 PM
this man has no passion for novas.

Stoo
15-02-08, 02:54 PM
emailed him asking if they were gen

matthew172
15-02-08, 04:08 PM
what a dick smacking tosspile

Steve
15-02-08, 04:23 PM
I like how every f*cker you talk to has "16 valve sports injection" Every little scrout says exactly the same thing lol errm its a 1.2 corsa lol

Anyone else noticed this??

I remember this lad who had a 'GTE' Mintest nova i have seen in ages keep trying to get him to sell it. Anyway its silver (grey) got all the gte bumpers , window surrounds and wheels ect, but is badged as a 1.2 . I was talking to him he asked what engine i had, i asked him, "its a GTE mate" Oh yeah why is it badges as a 1200....... Anyway still going on about it being a GTE i got him to open his bonnet, and i saw a carb'd 1200 staring up at me. It is a 1200, "No its a 1.6 GTE" Its got a Carb ffs!!" Yeah the GTEs are carb and the GSIs re injection!! What a muppet, he also told me about his R5 GTT that does 60ft in 1 second and that he has a LET to go in the nova and that he runs his own Push bike superstore place. Hes 17!!

Didnt think it was possable for people to come up with such stories and think people will believe them!!
That the best one ive heard in a while! lol lol lol

Think he might be surprised if he figures out how to read the logbook:roll:

Philsutton
15-02-08, 06:57 PM
Actual on second look there arent GTE seats either, one thing for sure they arent sport seats.

Anyway the guy is a complete tool. The annoying thing is you cant argue with these knobs as they seriously believe the things that are coming out of the their mouths.

I had one guy in a vectra V6 who wanted to race my corsa for logbooks. He knew it was a turbo, he knew it had nitrous, and had more bhp than he could count to. But he just seriously wouldnt expect that his factory 2.5 V6 vectra wuold smoke in a straight line (it wasnt even a 3lt for ****s sake). He alo claimed to have a 190mph+ top speed.

I just drove off an left them as I really dont have time to speak to people like. Even if I had have raced him an owned him badly he would just come up with some crap excuse as why I got ahead. Just cant win with these tools.

burgo
15-02-08, 07:03 PM
they are SR seats phil

Philsutton
15-02-08, 07:05 PM
Out of which sr? for some reason I cant picture them, only ones I can see are the red / blue later ones and the early chav / sport ones?

burgo
15-02-08, 07:06 PM
mk1 sr, 1.4 for sure dunno about 1.3 tho

Philsutton
15-02-08, 07:07 PM
hmmm well must not have broken one of those then, all the 1.3's ive seen have had the sport styles ones for which theer are two types.

burgo
15-02-08, 07:08 PM
probably just 1.4's then as ive had two and they both had those seats

Jack
15-02-08, 07:21 PM
what a dick smacking tosspile
lmfao, don't hold back then lol


Anyway still going on about it being a GTE i got him to open his bonnet, and i saw a carb'd 1200 staring up at me. It is a 1200, "No its a 1.6 GTE" Its got a Carb ffs!!
Wonder if he's paying the insurance and tax of a 1.6 then? lol

Ernie
16-02-08, 12:03 AM
Hay but this may need to be sent to a few of them male only site's lol.
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Q Dar to the rescue....

just vaux trev
16-02-08, 12:19 AM
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Jim Mcrae
16-02-08, 12:19 PM
Loving your pic jack lol