the most stupid corsa conversion yet!!!!

[mowgli]

Fishy tale of Andy?s Corsa (http://www.shropshirestar.com/2008/01/fishy-tale-of-andys-corsa/)


http://www.shropshirestar.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/andy-with-fish-car-p4.thumbnail.jpgAn artist from Mid Wales is finding it hard to find a parking ?plaice? for his car since converting it into a giant fish.
Andy Hazell, from Knighton, has spent thousands of pounds turning his Vauxhall Corsa car into a model of a sea bass.
There are 320 fluorescent lights along the fish?s streamlined aluminium body and 12-volt motors operate the moving parts.
But, with it measuring 6.2m from nose to tail, Mr Hazell admits he cannot easily fit it into conventional parking spaces.
The 48-year-old can not actually drive his car on the road but has taken it on a trailer to several venues across the UK including the Glowmobiles event in Gateshead, Newcastle on New Year?s Eve - a parade consisting of a dazzling array of illuminated art cars and other amazing vehicles.
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He said: ?I get lots of fishy looks, but I have a whale of a time driving it - until I try to park. It?s just too big.?




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[Philsutton]

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/fail.jpg

[Dave.]

something smells fishy to me..

[John]

pmsl at mowglis post;

Then double pmsl at phils.

[Donova]

The guy wants harpooning!:tosser:

[Stoo]

i think i pooed at phils pic

where do you get them from!?>!?>!?>!

[Jack]

http://e.photos.cx/fail_at_life-83b.gif

[Martin]

stop Carping on...

[NovaJackie]

ah ffs.. what next!

[Matt2107]

Looks like a red herring to disguise his 2ltr xe.

[Philsutton]

i think i pooed at phils pic

where do you get them from!?>!?>!?>!


good bit of google whoring can find you anything lol

[Stoo]

Touch

[CoolTiger]

http://blog.pbwiki.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/fail.jpg

[Aamir]

He's should bought summat korean instead of ruining a decent corsa, wot a squirell turd ! :tard:

[Lee]

http://www.osney.org/po/royalFail.jpg

[mowgli]

bet his ICE is good, with all that bass!!!!!!

[smcgsi16v]

Corsa B's are bad enough, let alone adding a fish to it.

I wonder what tuna he used for that modification!!!!!

[Jack]

Probably takes it to shows all over the plaice

lol

[smcgsi16v]

But flaunders abit on the fuel economy with that on the roof.

[smcgsi16v]

But still has a whale of a time.

[Jack]

Wonder if the added weight affects the steering? Might find it crabs down the road a bit lol

[tom_beverley]

I'd imagine it would definately fishtail a bit lol

[dave.gsi]

to me, that fish looks huge, do you think the model is built to 'scale'?

[Stuart]

what a load of pollocks

[Dar]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1212/1272549006_294f713d3c.jpg

[ANDYRACER]

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee107/Kroozinnorthwest2/DSC00013.jpg
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee107/Kroozinnorthwest2/DSC00014.jpg
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee107/Kroozinnorthwest2/DSC00015.jpg

[hendrix]

I feel sorry for any 'sole' who has the misfortune of having to 'sea' it !!!

[ANDYRACER]

I feel sorry for any 'sole' who has the misfortune of having to 'sea' it !!!

That would be me then! :(

[Matt2107]

I would have driven past that making dick head signs

[Jack]

I would have driven past that making dick head signs
lmfao, what a nice fellow you are lol

[NovaJackie]

pmsl /\/\/\ lollol