lmao

[louise]

just had this on an email, made me laugh alot :lol: :lol:

The Ultimate Horse Race

In lane 1. Passionate Lady
In lane 2. Bare Belly
In lane 3. Silk Panties
In lane 4. Conscience
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
In lane 6. Clean Sheets
In lane 7. Thighs
In lane 8. Big Dick
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
In lane 10. Merry Cherry

AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

Conscience is left behind at the gate. Jockey Shorts and Silk
Panties are off in a hurry. Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs
and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pushing in.
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. Passionate
Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. Bare Belly is under
terrific pressure from Big Dick.

AT THE STRETCH:

Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
Bare Belly is making a final push.
Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

AT THE FINISH:

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and Passionate Lady takes
everything Big Dick has to offer. It looks like a dead heat but Big
Dick comes through with one final
thrust

and wins by a head...


Bare Belly shows... Thighs weakens... Heavy Bosom pulls up... and
Clean Sheets never had a chance.

:lol: :lol:

hehe!!!

[sweety]

:D
hi lou, that was ace

[louise]

:lol: wot u doing on here u!!!!

thought i wudnt notice u, sweety!!! hehe

:P

[kevw]

/me slaps sweety with a wet trout

[louise]

/me slaps sweety with a wet trout

lmao :lol: :lol:

sure she'll slap u back kev!! id hide next time were in rhyl!!!!!!!!!

:D:D

[kevw]

welll in that case I will be armed with a secret weapon :twisted:

bring it on

lol :!:

[Dave_Hay]

kev change the kfc writing on avatar to kev.

[ade]

dave - wots with the tigger avatar? Wheres fat bast ard gone???

[Dave_Hay]

i got bored of it :o

could some1 pls change the writing under my name back to senior member as well pls? or whatever u want (no abuse).

ta