Best fcuks of all time

[paddy138]

best fcuks ever
(http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=396819286&BlogId=3177019865) The Best Fcuks of all time1.
"Where the Fcuk is all the water comming from ??"-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMSTitanic, 19122.
"What the Fcuk was that?"-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 19453.
"Where did all those fcuking Indians come from?"-- Custer, 18774.
"Any fcuking idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 19385.
"How the Fcuk did you work that out?"-- Pythagoras, 126 BC6.
"You want WHAT on the fcuking ceiling?"-- Michelangelo, 15667.
"Where the **** are we?"-- Amelia Earhart, 19378.
"Scattered fcuking showers, my ass!"-- Noah, 4314 BC9.
"Aw c'mon. Who the Fcuk is going to find out?"-- Bill Clinton, 199810.
"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fcuking mad."-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

[Iain]

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be impressed that somebody said a word?

[paddy138]

:roll:

[novawez]

where the fcuks the kids?? rosemary west 1990 something

[Dave.]

check this, classic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvPbxZmZxZ8

[Iain]

:roll:

Sorry I scanned it and thought they were serious quotes lol

[novawez]

where the fcuks my car ?? stevie wonder 1980

[Ash]

"Scattered fcuking showers, my ass!"-- Noah, 4314 BC9.


lol thats a gem

[novawez]

tell someone that gives a fcuk?? jesus 0000

[Jack]

best fcuks ever
(http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=396819286&BlogId=3177019865) The Best Fcuks of all time1.
"Where the Fcuk is all the water comming from ??"-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMSTitanic, 19122.
"What the Fcuk was that?"-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 19453.
"Where did all those fcuking Indians come from?"-- Custer, 18774.
"Any fcuking idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 19385.
"How the Fcuk did you work that out?"-- Pythagoras, 126 BC6.
"You want WHAT on the fcuking ceiling?"-- Michelangelo, 15667.
"Where the **** are we?"-- Amelia Earhart, 19378.
"Scattered fcuking showers, my ass!"-- Noah, 4314 BC9.
"Aw c'mon. Who the Fcuk is going to find out?"-- Bill Clinton, 199810.
"Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fcuking mad."-- Saddam Hussein, 2003
Do you have a time machine that can take you to the future?

[mowgli]

Oh, I'm disappointed, here I was thinking you were going to mention road tax


the best one I heard was the aboriginal australian who said 'kangaroo' when the white blokes asked him what the funny jumping thing that just hopped past was. apparently 'kangaroo' translated as 'fcuked if I know'

[Donova]

Fcuk the Norwegians! Captain scott, south pole 1912

[paddy138]

never seen that jack, thanks