tom_beverley
11-12-07, 02:47 PM
Just had a giggle at these lol
TESTICULATING
Waving your arms around and talking B*llocks.
BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
SALMON DAY
The experience of spend! ing one entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
SITCOMs
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and ! one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
SINBAD
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
STRESS PUPPY
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
GOING FOR A McSH*T
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe! arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britney's please"
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wears to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up whisks away the stunner you slept with, and! leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
PEARLHARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbor" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)
PICASSO BUM
A woman whose knickers are! too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman
TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women
TESTICULATING
Waving your arms around and talking B*llocks.
BLAMESTORMING
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
SALMON DAY
The experience of spend! ing one entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
SITCOMs
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and ! one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
SINBAD
Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.
STRESS PUPPY
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
404
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
GOING FOR A McSH*T
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McSh*t with Lies.
AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.
AUSSIE KISS
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
BEER COAT
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am.
BEER COMPASS
The invisible device that ensures your safe! arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.
BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern Slang for 'beers', e.g. "Couple of Britney's please"
GREYHOUND
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
JOHNNY-NO-STARS
A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wears to show their level of training.
MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.
MYSTERY BUS
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up whisks away the stunner you slept with, and! leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.
NELSON MANDELA
Rhyming Slang for 'Stella' (the lager)
PEARLHARBOUR
Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl Harbor" out there (there's a nasty nip in the air)
PICASSO BUM
A woman whose knickers are! too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks
SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive woman
TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women