Chuck Norris

[Stanley]

Chuck Norris (http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=2354749186)
1. A cobra bit Chuck Norris's leg.After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died!!

2. Chuck Norris does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge Chuck Norris!!

3. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone!!

4. Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark........the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!!

5. When Chuck Norris does push-up's, he's actually pushing the ground down!!

6. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience!!

7. Chuck Norris never re-treats, he just attacks in the opposite direction!!

8. Chuck Norris won a game of connect 4 in two moves!!

9. Chuck Norris went into Burger King and asked for a Big Mac. He got one!!

10. Guns dont kill people. Chuck Norris does!!

11. When the terminator says "I'll be back" he means he is going to go and call Chuck Norris for back up!!

12. Chuck Norris never sleeps!! he waits!!

[Stuart]

Chuck Norris is a pussy and these ****ing phackeds are getting gay now

[Iain]

What's a phacked?

[Stuart]

say it phonetically...... sounds like

[Lynsey]

Don't think it works with my accent :tard:

[ReeceH]

ahem!! chuck norris is a bloody legend!!

also...a very hard man!

[woody307]

he can slam a revolving door, touch mc hammer and believe it's not butter. chuck norris a legend.

search chuck norris rap on youtube. draper showed me, thought it was f**king class!!