Horses cocks

[?Marty?]

Also, have a look at:

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=617879

:lol:

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me bird owns a race horse and its got a huge knob - not that I've looked or owt but they use them to cool down in the summer!

Female horses fannies are under the tail by their arse! (for reference incase you ever fancy yer chances!)

:D

Like that joke about the ant who shagged the elephant! -

Elephant has a thorn in its foot and is in major pain
Sees an ant who agrees that in return for pulling the thorn out of the elephants foot, the elephant has to let the ant shag it.
Thinking this is a bit of a joke, the elephant agrees.
The ant pulls the thorn out (coz ants are dead strong n that) and the elephant is instantly happy.
Agreeing to the bargin, the elephant stands patiently as the ant races round the back of the elephant, up its back leg and starts pumping away like no bodies business!
Seeing this from a tree overhead a local monkey pisses itself so much that it falls out of the tree and hits the elephant swquare on the head.
The impact makes the elephant yell in pain and shock to which the ant replies -

Yeah bitch fookin take it all!

Many me laugh anyway!