Warning - ELVIS VIRUS!

[Dar]

ELVIS VIRUS:
Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self destructs; only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

[Jack]

...does it replicate itself a million times and hold conventions for itself at Vegas every year?

[Dar]

That is one of its other side effects.
As a Unix guru you know that all a parent process has to do is fork to get a child process!

Just don't upgrade from Girlfried 4.0 to Wife 1.0 because the Wife process spawns Child processes that are a drain on system resources.

[Jack]

Forkin' unix lol

That was actually in my scripting course as well. Relationships between children and parents too, it all got a little redneck at that point :wtf:

[Dar]

I love stupid little bits of computer jargon like that. Another fave of mine is that half a byte is a nibblelol

[carls nova sri]

lmao