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[b,r,m]

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[Ste L]

oh dear...

[BigStan]

oh dear...

I did think exactly the same thing lol:roll:

[Mike]

i iz wll fit innit, i az well bad spacka fitz wen a c sum fit burdz innit

[kevster]

oh my god !!!!!!!!

[saloonwoody]

im sure ther is a number you can call ?????? ....... oh yea now i remember its samaritans .
wtf i didnt realise this was a singles dating site ??

[carls nova sri]

lmao

[saloonwoody]

i iz wll fit innit, i az well bad spacka fitz wen a c sum fit burdz innit

lol lol lol lol

[Mike]

i tink i az jst cum innit, sin dat fit blond burd frm emadale man!

[mowgli]

that is the lamest chat up line since:

'you don't sweat much for a fat lass'

[Lee]

http://www.corrosiongames.com/Images/weiner.jpg (http://www.perth-kids.com/noob.jpg)

[Mike]

FPMSL!! ^^

I iz off innit, ma main man Bruce Williz is on da TV now bein bad ard tara

[carls nova sri]

best chat up line i'v ever heard

bend over and show us your beard

[Lee]

A friend of mine used to use 'do you want some knob?'

The amazing thing was it had about a 50% success rate.

[carls nova sri]

A friend of mine used to use 'do you want some knob?'

The amazing thing was it had about a 50% success rate.


lol lol lmao

[Mike]

A friend of mine used to use 'do you want some knob?'

The amazing thing was it had about a 50% success rate.

I prefer the more direct approach.......

"oi luv, show us what ya p1ss with" :thumb:

[kevster]

that funny sh$% lol @ above

[kevster]

get ya rat out !!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[mowgli]

There is the old classic

'Would you like to dance?'
'Yes'
'good, fcuk off then, I want to chat up your mate'

[mowgli]

or change your name to Geoff Hook, then all you have to do is introduce yourself.

[ade]

quality!

The law of averages states that you've a 1 in 15 chance of a shag if you simply walk up to a member of the opposite sex and say - "evening - can I ask - do fancy a shag?"

It also states that youve -
1 in 6 chance of her laughing at you
1 in 3 chance of a slap,
1 in 4 chance of a drink being thrown over you,
1 in 5 chance of her needing your nuts with her knee
1 in 13 chance of her being a lesbo
1 in 9 chance of her lesbo mate needing your nuts with her knee
1 in 12 chance of her saying yes and then shagging your mate
1 in 2 chance of her being too shocked she just walks away

Theres also a bit about the 1 in "x" options changing dramatically depending on what city youre in - anyone hazard a guess where your in with a fair chance of a shag at 1 in 5 chances?

[kevster]

lol this is grate lol

[loggyboy]

lol this is grate lol

plz tell me dat wa en10tional

[novaco]

pm'd ;)

[Jack]

lmfao, genius thread lol

[kevster]

plz tell me dat wa en10tional lol im going to try some of the lines today on the nurse's !!!!! lol :thumb:

[Ste L]

lol im going to try some of the lines today on the nurse's !!!!! lol :thumb:

keep us updated on how it goes lol

[kevster]

just shown this to one of the mail nurse's ste !!!! he told me what ones not to do it to lol i think the one that keeps smilein at me is going to get it first lol

[rdznova16v]

'you don't sweat much for a fat lass'

lol lol lol

[Mike]

"can i nibble on your pish flaps"

[kevster]

lol @ above

[Ste L]

" show me where you pee from!" :eek:

[kevster]

not good news !!! nurse one not happy with kev lol o well win some lose most lol

[Martin]

"You Smelly Nice, Have You Jogged Here?"


Pmsl @ "show us were ya pi$$ from"

[Novadex]

LMFAO @ this thread, you cant be serious :tard:

"you wanna suck my what??"

[Novadave06]

* omg that pic is still of my old nova outside my house * Lol .. haha ..

[b,r,m]

what lads lol

[novait]

oh my dear god.....

[Philsutton]

1 in 13 chance of her being a lesbo

I have found this to be a lot higher than stated above

[Dan 130]

can i see your goat try that kev im sure they will up your dozage lol

[Nick]

"Wanna go halves on a b-astard ?"

[Alex.]

I have found this to be a lot higher than stated above

That's what they tell you!
I act lesbian to get guys away!lol

[Stuart]

That's what they tell you!
I act lesbian to get guys away!lol


see, now that would encourage me lol

[kevster]

same as above lol

[webber40]

lol nice thread!!

[mowgli]

That's what they tell you!
I act lesbian to get guys away!lol

Lesbianism has its place in society, I have no problem watching two of them semi naked in the back room of a pub on a lads stag night!!!!!!!

[mowgli]

other chat up line:

Q. 'Can I smell your Fanny?'
A. 'No you can't!'
Response ' Oh then I must have trod in something'

It allegedly worked once in Nuneaton.

[Iain]

Lmfao

[kevster]

pmsl

[Stanley]

'Gonna get naked?'

It worked ;) lol

[Mike]

i used "does you kettle work?" and ended with the bird im with now lol

[Stanley]

Hey der! im 17 frm bottesfod an i luv n0v4 gzi 2liters. they iz well pimped an i wil deffo ham u off iff u av 1 innit.

wanna meet up?

maccy dees nxt 2 da biffa bins. il b wearin ma pink n whyte trackys and barbery hat.
#+#+#+# luv u 4 eva n eva n eva #+#+#+#

[carls nova sri]

lmao

[NovaLad]

"How much"

[mowgli]

A lad I used to work with would rip the personal messages out of the local paper & take it out on the town with him, if a girl who happened to be 18 & had her piccy in the paper came into view, he would walk up to her, Give her a big hug, & using the name from the paper, wish her happy birthday. The girl would assume that she must know him from somewhere. He got several shags that way.

[Novadex]

lmao be extra carefull you dont take the "in memory of.." page lol

[Dan 130]

^^^^ i doubt very much you go out on the town to a morg lol

[Novadex]

ive ended up in some strange places before lol

[carls nova sri]

what including the gay barlol lol

[draper]

lets go back to mine and do all things im gonna tell my mates you did anyway

a-up love, fancy letting me bang your back doors in

[Novadex]

what including the gay barlol lol

you wish lol

[ANDYRACER]

"show us your gritbin" ;)

[carls nova sri]

lmao

[Steve]

I think this thread should have been titled - "I havn't jerked off in ages" lol

[carls nova sri]

don't you mean havn't shagged in ages ;haha

[Steve]

Well judging by the bad spelling of the title I figured he must of just about figured how to jerk off!

Plus if you hadnt had a shag in ages wouldnt you stick on some porn rather than start up some sad thread on a nova site?! lol