kev hospital life

[kevster]

well as some know im not in that grate shape , but its not all thatbad with the net tv,and sky :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: i hope im outfor the south meet this weekend . thankskev

[NovaLad]

Hope all is well!

Net tv,and sky + the smell of piss lol!

[kevster]

yeah there is that lol trust you to bring that up lol

[NovaLad]

But the awfull thing is when you get used to the smell haha!

[kevster]

yeah there is that . im24 the rest are in there 80'slol

[Stuart]

any nurses worth a face full?

[Adam]

Lol @ Stu.

Kevster-What are you in there for?, if you dont mind me asking.

[Lee]

Those piles must be a right pain in the ass!

[kevster]

let the cat out the bag lee lol , im in beacuse of a breathin problem that i have ! well for some reason a do have al the nice ones comeing to see me lovein it . but i must sayy the food is sh** lol

[NovaLad]

Do you have them ghey things where you have to tick off what you want lol!!!!

[carls nova sri]

they taste like school dinners

[kevster]

worse then that dude !

[Saloony]

Well cant be in hospital dying of nothing!! lol

You best be there boyo, i have money buying a very large hole in me pocket.

Hope your on the mend mate, need anything just shout.

[mowgli]

when I last stayed in hospital, the caterers actually sent the menu for the next days meals, so on my last day I ordered the roughest meals I could think of. If memory serves the next poor sod had Liver & onions with swede followed by rhubarb tart.

[Lee]

My view is Hospital food gets a bad rep because most people eating it are on some kind of nasty intrevenous drug, or just come off general' (EVERYTHING tastes like sh1t after youve been under, for at least a week afterwards)

I was happy just hitting the Morphine button every ten minutes lol

[kevster]

mummys boy i am just had kfcboy lol lol i will be there saloony !!!! just you wait and see dude

[kevster]

drugs what here na ,not atall lol (what do the blue andpink ones do ????) lol

[mowgli]

drugs what here na ,not atall lol (what do the blue andpink ones do ????) lol

The blue bit is viagra & the pink bit is a laxative

You won't know if you are coming or going, BOOM BOOM!!!!

[kevster]

The blue bit is viagra & the pink bit is a laxative

You won't know if you are coming or going, BOOM BOOM!!!! lol some nurses here i wouldn need it lol

[Ash]

I was happy just hitting the Morphine button every ten minutes lol

FPMSL I lost about 3 days by hitting that button. Strangely that trip to hospital was due to a breathing (or lack of) problem

[kevster]

well today i find out if i can go home . i hope i can as i feel much better plus , looking at the fitty nurse's is starting to do my head in . i wil keep you posted , thanks for the coments as its given me some think to do !!!!!

[Paul]

you going home?

[Stuart]

goto the nurses house... a more personal care service :D now I'd pay more NI for that (for me not you lol)

[kevster]

nope still in monday i go home im sobored !!!!!!!

[Lee]

You must be spending a fortune on t'internet lol I remember when I was in, spent nearly 80 quid in a week lol

[kevster]

was it bloody hell lee !!!!! i have got at my bedside i just pull down turn it on and surf away all for ? 6.00 :) you going to the meet lee ???/

[Lee]

probably not going to make it, got to start packing the house up as were being moved out while the ground floor is ripped apart and rebuilt due to the floods the other month.

[kevster]

o sh*T yeah forgot you had all that happen . hope gos ok mate !!! how long did they say it will take ??

[Lee]

wont be back till after christmas lol

I just hope we dont get stuck in a sh1t hole of an estate.

[kevster]

yeah mate know that feeling mrs kevster lives in a craparea !!!!! well i say but its not that bad , you need tto take your wheels when you go in at night lol lol