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Alex.

29-09-07, 11:35 AM

...MUPPET!

Came home for a nice quiet weekend from uni, when what should I see but my chavvy next door neighbours son..."fiddy" as he's known to our family, cruzing in his Novar!

The car....starts to look quite promising...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5004496154l.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5001959087l.jpg

Then it starts to go a tad downhill...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5001957301l.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5002574660l.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5002573742l.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5002575525l.jpg

And then the worst bit happens...
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5527691252l.jpg

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a5628370828l.jpg

Now it's time ladies and gentlemen to introduce to you.....

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a2711911639b359534637l.jpg

Fiddy

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=155789087

(For those of you that have bebo...feel free to give him a friendly comment!)

Jack

29-09-07, 11:38 AM

I would also like to add the following

The vehicle details for K324 URU are:
Date of Liability 01 07 2008
Date of First Registration 24 08 1992
Year of Manufacture 1992
Cylinder Capacity (cc) 1196CC
CO2 Emissions Not Available
Fuel Type Petrol
Export Marker Not Applicable
Vehicle Status SORN Not Due

And that tosser has been driving it on a public road. I'm angry :mad:

bump

29-09-07, 12:08 PM

Ah the gimp boy is shown at last!

carls nova sri

29-09-07, 01:37 PM

them bumpers look awfull

muzzy

29-09-07, 02:14 PM

He has done everything you shouldnt do lol

carls nova sri

29-09-07, 02:18 PM

yeah and to make it worse than it actually is its not even fitted properly just look how the grill sits hahaha

macc nova

29-09-07, 02:26 PM

that thing looks intergalactic, one of the worst bodykits ive ever seen

Mike

29-09-07, 03:54 PM

Gingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

mayhem

29-09-07, 05:01 PM

Kill 'm

coochiSR

29-09-07, 05:02 PM

I want one............................................... ..............

TO BURN!

Nice pose he's got going on too!!!

coombsey

29-09-07, 06:07 PM

colour match is brilliant

Philsutton

29-09-07, 07:07 PM

Another spaz boy polluting the gene pool

Timmy

29-09-07, 07:07 PM

chav jack steal the car and use it for parts

Adam

29-09-07, 07:13 PM

Thats sik

NovaLad

29-09-07, 07:21 PM

Damm Vannilla Face Dat Ting Iz Blessed!!
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffffffffffffffffffffeeeeee bruv.:tosser::tard:
..._...|.._____________ _, ,
...../ `---_-----_----_____|] = = = BANG BANG
..../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
...), ---.(_(__) /
...// (..) ), ----"
..//___//
..//___//

NOVA_LEE

29-09-07, 07:45 PM

the fort comes to mind.........................."piccard to bridge, warp factor 1 is not working"

Jim Mcrae

29-09-07, 08:22 PM

And to thonk people are giving him positive comments about it on bebo!Oh and check the W-s-M chav page he is a 'fan' of lol

smcgsi16v

29-09-07, 09:42 PM

Ginga gangster man!!!
Exactly why the Nova has a bad name.
I thought the days of badly fitted glass fibred kits were behind us?!

Lee

29-09-07, 09:47 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/Bottlethroddy/Cats/3.jpg

draper

30-09-07, 12:43 AM

thats lurvely

im wondering how alex thought a 5-door on 4x4 suspension was promising tho ??

Spudly

30-09-07, 09:09 AM

And noone has spotted that on his bebo page he is down as being only 16 so shouldnt be driving that star-ship on the road anyways!!!

Someone grass him up to the feds and rescue that poor nova!

Alex.

30-09-07, 09:10 AM

I know he's only 16. It's like Novagirl13 or xXxNovagheyxXx only ten times worse.

mowgli

30-09-07, 09:32 AM

Does anyone else remember the Kersal massiv thirteen year old rappers???
the one at the back was ginga joe, it could be him.

ps. get some packing strap(about 1m long), bend it double, slide it in between the door & the shell and get the looped end over the door lock pin. give it a tug upwards & hey presto, the door is unlocked. Then get some petrol, a newspaper & some safety matches (you can't be too careful)

THEN BURN IT TILL IT IS SCRAP

JJL

30-09-07, 12:02 PM

I almost felt the need to sign up on bebo just to rip the p!ss out of that car

Ernie

30-09-07, 12:37 PM

Write i knew that my invite to BEBO would come into it's own at some point. Lets go wind him up abit about his safe as mota blood innit novA....

Ernie

30-09-07, 12:42 PM

Just tryed to send some comment to the **** but there is an age restriction so wont let me sent 1 .It need somebody to join up and only be about 15/16 and driving lol.

Dar

30-09-07, 01:56 PM

Looks just the type.

carls nova sri

30-09-07, 02:26 PM

coper knob giger pubes

Lee

30-09-07, 02:54 PM

Its defiantely Ginger Joe!

...Safe!

shy witness

30-09-07, 03:12 PM

hideous

carls nova sri

30-09-07, 03:13 PM

lmao

mowgli

30-09-07, 05:01 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc

Watch & enjoy........The Kersal Massive

carls nova sri

30-09-07, 05:03 PM

chavs haha

novabex

30-09-07, 05:03 PM

4 words.

What a ****ing bellend.

mayhem

30-09-07, 05:39 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a2711911639b359534637l.jpg

dude..me and my homies are just chillin in the nova man... respect.. aight.

ali G wannabe

Jack

30-09-07, 06:58 PM

coper knob giger pubes
I have no idea what this means, but I'm assuming it to be an insult of some variety lol

craig green

30-09-07, 07:43 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a2711911639b359534637l.jpg

UUUUUUUUUUUHH
Basically that is what he is saying. Love the hoody over school uniform too. Top Nova 'Fiddy'! lol

Alex, that is as bad as you said.

mowgli

30-09-07, 09:30 PM

slightly off thread, but I had to take my kids to the local park's bike track this evening. whilst there I overheard 2 cars full of young lads discussing where they should go next, they decided on the Leicester Fosse Park ASDA because 'its sunday, there'll be skylines doing donuts & sh1t'.

db_1.2

30-09-07, 09:38 PM

Phiddy cent........

mowgli

30-09-07, 10:07 PM

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f287/untaimedgirl/Chav/155789087a2711911639b359534637l.jpg

What do you call a chav in a box????

innit

Lee

30-09-07, 10:09 PM

What do you call a chav in a box????

innit

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

mowgli

30-09-07, 10:35 PM

what do you call a frozen chav?

well hard

Ernie

30-09-07, 11:06 PM

All this chavness i thought i would have ago at the look.
So i went into the darkest corner of me room (just behind the stash of porn) and found 3 baseball caps/an old hoddie and found a wall plack of a boarder terria.
So i set off to take the best pick possible with a mobile phone (as thats what they all do).
So here goes can you do better safe blood anit.....
I managed to balance 3 caps on me head and was well chuffed.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/30092007228.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/30092007235.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/30092007231.jpg
I think im going to be off to Argos tomorrow to get me self some lizzy duke propper gear bruv wicked.
Forgot to add me in the norm.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/chunny01/30092007237.jpg

BigStan

30-09-07, 11:10 PM

lollollollollol

Ernie

30-09-07, 11:12 PM

you know somebody had to do it lol

Spudly

30-09-07, 11:51 PM

I do apologise bud but you seem to carry that off rather well there lol!!

Ernie

01-10-07, 08:59 AM

Thats because im innit lol lol lol lol

dj_wudgey

01-10-07, 09:54 AM

haha lol that looks ****e

dj_wudgey

01-10-07, 09:56 AM

what a geek

mayhem

01-10-07, 03:47 PM

mowgli

01-10-07, 07:58 PM

I rest my case for the prosecution m'lud.

Ernie

02-10-07, 11:10 AM

I dont think so i cant stand chave's.If you hav'nt noticed IM HAVING A LAUGH....It's what some of us can still have.

dhdev (Oli)

02-10-07, 11:28 AM

What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

Sorted.

What do u call a chav in a vault?

Safe.

big gra

02-10-07, 11:45 AM

hes definately stoned in that pic!

db_1.2

02-10-07, 11:49 AM

hes definately stoned in that pic!

Gangsta trippin

michael squeak

02-10-07, 03:05 PM

lmao, looks like a snow plough

ade

03-10-07, 12:25 AM

1. The Delta Kit (all of them) should be banned from the face of the earth - looks like the poor car tucked its skirt into its pants after going for a sh1te

2. Yes he's a ginga but THAT gives Ginag's a bad name. I'm "fraise blonde" myself and am embarassed!

3. Why fiddy? Is it short for "fiddling" as in caught fiddling with himself behind the bike sheds?

4. P Fiddy. (P as in pr1ck)

5. ah - cannae be anussed...

Jack

03-10-07, 08:31 AM

3. Why fiddy? Is it short for "fiddling" as in caught fiddling with himself behind the bike sheds?
Because he thinks he's 50 cent aka fiddy (or, as Channel 5 news used to call him, "American rap artist, 50 per cent" lmfao)