just bought a parrot

[draper]

Woman goes to a pet store to buy a parrot..The parrots are ?100, ?200 and ?15. When She asks why the last one is so cheap..The shop keeper replies "Because it used to live in a brothel".

The woman however doesnt mind, so buys the parrot. When she gets it home, the parrot says "**** me a new brothel". The woman finds it funny.

When her daughters get home the parrot says "**** me...2 new prozzies"... The daughters find it funny too.

When the dad gets home the parrot says "**** me PETE not seen you for weeks".

[NovaLad]

lol not the best of ya jokes but good . lol

[Iain]

Rather amusing.

[Kinky Monza]

lol like it

[draper]

lol not the best of ya jokes but good . lol

believe me i cant put most of my jokes on here

[Rich]

course you can lol

[carls nova sri]

post them up