Interestin.........

[Kinky Monza]

ITV1 now, prog about dangerous 'boy racers' it's just said that more females die in cars as passengers than anything else!


It's not good that!

[carls nova sri]

just been watching it now

[Kinky Monza]

Scarey sh!t!!! brings it home though that trying to be clever in a car doesn't always work the way people think it will!

[Stuart]

wanna be a passenger? :D

[db_1.2]

Yeh thats only cus they f*ck about with your choons and the driver has to fight them off the stereo, see us blokes just sit there and act well!

Funny story actually, once i was with a friend and 2 girls, and they were going on about new underwear or something, then one of them pulls something out of a bag, my mate whos driving then looks in his rear view to view whatever then BANG, a roundabout, i didnt tell him cus it was one of those things where you assume they know whats going on, you know, dont usually miss big round abouts, the type with small rainforests in the middle so you cant see over.

Point proven!

[Dave.]

still on?

[Kinky Monza]

No, it's done now!


Stu, only if i can sit on your gear stick lol

[Stuart]

Id rather dive into a combine harvester than hav eyou sit on my gearstick.... plus the car would have to be torched after too

[Kinky Monza]

lol stu keep taking the drugs lmfao!

[Stuart]

id need a stack load for you :p

[Jack]

More females die in cars as passengers than anything else?

So what you're saying is if I have a female in my car, I'm statistically more likely to crash? So what you really mean is "having a female in the car as a passenger makes you crash"? Females = death. This is now a PROVEN FACT.

Or do you mean females just randomly die when they get into a car as a passenger? Or when you have a female as a passenger they're more likely to randomly die than if you had, say, a badger as a passenger? Save the population. Ban women from cars. I'm going to write to my MP. It'll improve road safety no end, much better than speed cameras or jam.


still on?
One day, when you're older, you'll realise why that made me chuckle

[Jeff16v]

still on?

lol

[Alex.]

Yeh thats only cus they f*ck about with your choons and the driver has to fight them off the stereo, see us blokes just sit there and act well!

Funny story actually, once i was with a friend and 2 girls, and they were going on about new underwear or something, then one of them pulls something out of a bag, my mate whos driving then looks in his rear view to view whatever then BANG, a roundabout, i didnt tell him cus it was one of those things where you assume they know whats going on, you know, dont usually miss big round abouts, the type with small rainforests in the middle so you cant see over.

Point proven!

He didn't have to look!

Usually men are trying to show off when a females in the car, cuz they think they'll score. lol

[mowgli]

I love the statistic that 10% of all road accidents are due to drunk drivers. So the police deliberately ignore the sober drivers who cause 90% of the accidents. I think if you use statistics, it will prove that a sober woman should be banned from cars.

[draper]

I love the statistic that 10% of all road accidents are due to drunk drivers. So the police deliberately ignore the sober drivers who cause 90% of the accidents. I think if you use statistics, it will prove that a sober woman should be banned from cars.

just ban women from everything, except kitchens and beds

[General Baxter]

just ban women from everything, except kitchens and beds

yeah but they got to go into the other rooms to clean :thumb:

[NovaLad]

Ban women from leaving the house.

[General Baxter]

Ban women from leaving the house.

erm shopping lol

[NovaLad]

F*CK LOL!!

Pop a daughter out a little early then make her go do the shopping.

Tell her she can never drive.

[Stuart]

tescos home delivery :D

[Dan 130]

thank fook for tesco lol problem solved everyone

[Kinky Monza]

Sexist bunch of b4stards! lmfao lollollol

[Stoo]

Dry your eyes bitch

[Kinky Monza]

They're dry bitch! lol

[Jeff16v]

In a small town in tibet they lock the women in a fenced enclosure when they are menstruating. thats just plain safelol

[Kinky Monza]

Feck that, that's when most females get rampantly horny lol

[Jack]

I forsee a massive adult movie making opportunity here.

[Kinky Monza]

Leave me out of this one though!

[Jeff16v]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1023/redwingslb2.th.jpg (http://img210.imageshack.us/my.php?image=redwingslb2.jpg)???????

[Stuart]

if you bleed you die :D

[draper]

i dont trust anything that bleeds for 5days and doesnt die

[Jeff16v]

Why is it that women don't mind you having a go when the red flag is flying but won't let you stab the brown eye?

[Alex.]

Why is it that women don't mind you having a go when the red flag is flying but won't let you stab the brown eye?

Both are just as bad as the other! lol

[draper]

Why is it that women don't mind you having a go when the red flag is flying but won't let you stab the brown eye?

they do round here, you rnot a man untill youve got your brown and red wings ;)

[NOVA_LEE]

something always happens when i have my friend leanne or my other friend jema in the car,

jema - smashed me corsa into a kerb with her in the passenger seat on asda an proper bent me wish bone an nearly went froo asda into the george section but the kerb stopped me, also got pulled by the police twice in the same night in me red nova in wigan, on the way home the nova majourly overheatedn took me 3 hours to get home witch normally takes 15 - 20 minutes

leanne - police pulled me twice so far sayin i have no tax or insurance or M.O.T but there wrong.........

women with big breasts shouldnt be a passanger because its a distraction, but tell me dont distractions void your insurance? (eg dice, neons, breasts)

[Jack]

an proper bent me wish bone an nearly went froo asda into the george section
Sorry, but that made me LOL lol lol lol

"froo asda" lol

[Stoo]

Afpsml

[mowgli]

This is getting close to 18+........

My missus took up snowboarding, she had to stop, it was scratching the kitchen floor tiles.......

[NovaLad]

lol you lot crack me up...

[mowgli]

lol you lot crack me up...

Ahh the innocence of youth, you find this stuff funny! us old codgers have to live with this stuff, you know, the painters are in - push chocolate bars thru the letter box & wait in the car for 10 minutes before coming in etc.

For gods sake novalad, its hardly worth the bother, the pope gets more action than I do these days, take my advice, buy some lisa minelli albums, get a crew cut & hang round some gay bars before its too late. ok, you will have to walk funny, but the buggery will help with that, but you will have more disposable money at the end of the month.

[Jack]

lmfao, I remember my last ex on our first, erm, "date" when I was young and naive telling me "the decorators were in". At the time I was on top of her and said something along the lines of "Oh, its ok, what time do they arrive? I don't mind getting up early, I can be up and dressed by the time they get here"

OOPS lol

[draper]

lol

[Alex.]

lmfao, I remember my last ex on our first, erm, "date" when I was young and naive telling me "the decorators were in". At the time I was on top of her and said something along the lines of "Oh, its ok, what time do they arrive? I don't mind getting up early, I can be up and dressed by the time they get here"

OOPS lol

You are Mr Smooth lol

[Stuart]

mmm blood sports

[Jeff16v]

The thing is, its moist when your on it, but its like rust after a couple of minutes when you stoplol

[mowgli]

I prefer the term 'RAG WEEK'

What other pet names do you good folks have for menstruation???

[Jeff16v]

On the blob was a personal favorite of mine for years.

[Stuart]

ohh here comes Viz lol.

up on blocks
painters in
reds are playing at home
on the red bus
on the blob
mad week
out of action

hmmmmm need mroe must find my profanousouraus

[Alex.]

Mad Week is probably the best term for it lol

[novaco]

Sorry, but that made me LOL lol lol lol

"froo asda" lol

glad i want the only one to laugh at that lol


i tend to just stay well away from the misses when she's on...its alot safer that way!!:thumb:

[Jack]

You are Mr Smooth lol
btw you still owe me head

[bump]

i tend to just stay well away from the misses when she's on...its alot safer that way!!:thumb:

That's why sheds were invented, and in my case server rooms.

[Alex.]

btw you still owe me head

WTF?!lol

[Lee]

My mrs is on some sort of wonderful pill that actually prevents the period. She's been blob free for about two years now.

Im sure shes supposed to have a break from it at some point, and TBH im guessing it will unleash a mushroom cloud of hate visible from space when she does.

[smcgsi16v]

It'll be another version of dam busters.lol

[mowgli]

I am getting the mental image of one of those scientists who put on shiny suits & walk down into the crater of volcanos.

go out & buy a good mop & bucket, you can't be 2 safe....

[Lee]

lol @ deleted post

[carls nova sri]

well my favourate is if the rivers flowing red do the dirt track instead

[Stuart]

lol @ deleted post


hee hee.

Lee is the one on those!

[Dar]

What other pet names do you good folks have for menstruation???
The wife just says Eric's here WTF!:wtf:

[Novadaftman]

glad i want the only one to laugh at that lol


i tend to just stay well away from the misses when she's on...its alot safer that way!!:thumb:

I have to agree with you mate much safer :thumb: lol

[Stanley]

What other pet names do you good folks have for menstruation???

Jam week.

[Stoo]

if shes bleeding its time for backwards breeding!