plopped my pants tonight!

[ade]

I like many people have a phobia of spiders.

This time of year it gets pretty bad because the feckers seem to be everywhere and theyre not the little ones - theyre feckin HOOGE tarantulas!

Examples below of one that casually sauntered in through the front door when the wife came home.

Apparantly where I live in particularly bad for them as they come down off the hills to seek shelter when the 1st frosts come along (had a frost the other day).

There was a beast in the bath the other night (will post pick later) but this fecker I kid you not was massive! The glass next to it is a pint glass - its legs would just about fit in round the rim!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/spidleyfi003.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/spidleyfi002.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/danga/spidleyfi001.jpg

Pics are a tad blurred due to me using my feckin big zoom lens on me digital SLR - think I'm getting near that thing

FECK ARF!

lol:cry::eek:

[carls nova sri]

i bet when your sleeping there crawling all over your face haha

[NovaLad]

Spiders crawl into your mouth when your sleeping on an average of 3 - 5 times a year.

[Spudly]

Lol does look like a fairly big mo-fo lol, id serve it with an eviction notice if i were you, and regular trips to the garage to air it and your nova out will be needed otherwise your nova will become a spiders retirement castle (noooo) lol

[staggy_gsi]

pansy..........lol

[NovaLad]

Found ade and co. on youtube .

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-s0EwfehimI

[Ash]

did you know that in your life time the average human eats 5 spiders in there sleep?!

I was working in the garage the other day and this large spider ran across a web in the corner of the window where I ws working and scared the st!t out of me, then I saw the big fcuker chasing it! It was about 1/3 the side of my hand lol

[NovaLad]

Big spiders don't bother me ...

It's the tiny ones that you can never catch in time and ya think they are lurking about in the house still waiting to pounce.

[Jeff16v]

Jeeeeesussss, is mahoosive, I'm personally not that keen on them myself but i don't want to look like a pansie in front of the wife..

The cat normally deals with ourslol i just throw the bugger at them.

[ade]

lol - so does ours but she even ran from that mutant!

[carls nova sri]

so shes a pussy is she haha

[Lee]

Weve been lucky this year (I say lucky lol) but the floods seemed to wipe out every last one of the bastids around here. I normally have to evict 4 or 5 giant ones by now but not seen one of them!

Either than or ive eaten them in my sleep!

[bump]

Had one of those crawling round the bedroom floor last night, 2 mins later I was presented with it in a slightly mutilated form by the cat.
Today he greeted me with one and a half mice, I presume he got hungry.

[BigStan]

I hate spiders and i would have surley screamed if that came in my house ! lol lol

[Alex.]

My God! I nearly sh!t myself just looking at that photo! Look at the fangs on it! AHHHHH! I would have cried and screamed and then proceeded to stomp on it until it was a small smoosh on the floor. lol

[Kinky Monza]

Nothing wrong with spiders, they keep the files at bay!

My fella is scared sh!tless of them too, so i'm gonna find a halloween one and put it under his pillow lol

[Matt2107]

I'm with you Ade I hate them.

They used to get my size 11's on their head but it makes too much mess.
I normally leggit to the kitchen and grab the hoover.
It's best when its empty as you can see them going round and round inside snapping their legs off.

[smcgsi16v]

What big girls blouses you lot are.lol
fecking stamp on the feckers.
And if their to big, charge them rent!

[NovaLad]

Noticed this the past couple of days making a huge web in the back yard...

It's well weird the back of it is huge and the colour is strange too lol.

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i319/MD_Crew/DSC01202.jpg

[kevster]

i hate them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

[J4MES]

just scared the girlfriend with that pic!!!lol not the biggest fan myself tbh!!!

[Jack]

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i319/MD_Crew/DSC01202.jpg
We get loads of those round here. There's at least three living on our patio in various plants.

[Iain]

I've left this a large res so you can admire its coolness. I think they're fantastic, people who are scared of them are attention seeking whores or just pathetic wimps.

http://www.iainel.co.uk/images/forums/Spider.JPG

[NovaLad]

Lol it's making a web and has been all day i spent about 5 mins watching it andwas going to vid it and show yas for sadness lol.

[carls nova sri]

Lol it's making a web and has been all day i spent about 5 mins watching it andwas going to vid it and show yas for sadness lol.

don't tell me you've even watched paint drylol

[NovaLad]

don't tell me you've even watched paint drylol

OMG who told you! :eek:

[carls nova sri]

lmao it was just a lucky guess haha

[Martin]

Spiders are cool.. whent here out side!

theres a fricking huge one in my shed only ever seen it once but every time i go in there theres various flys insects etc.. once i even found a chav of the insect world in there(a wasp) i was liek get in lol theres also been grass hoppers n stuff in there.. it'l be mice next pmsl


also i had to of the feckers like ade.. i just happend to turn over in the middle of the night to find two of them strolling across my ceiling out the window they went and i tapes up my air vent(i knew chavv power mag would come in handy)

none have botherd me since...

Also i'm the 1st out every morning and i get mauled(sp) by the fresh webs lol