Caption Competition - new image pg4

[Lee]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Trackday%20Photos/Trax%2007/DSC07213_800x600.jpg

'Please Sir, can I have some more?'

[Ian]

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

[NovaLad]

Do you sell MIRACLE grow?

[Dar]

'Gimme a bacon baguette, sausage and chips, cheese burger, all day breakfast, a bottle of coke and a pack of crisps.....Oh hang on forget the crisps i'm not that hungry.'

[Lee]

'do you take American Express'

[Saloony]

After hours mincing at the YMCA he was truely famished.

[Saloony]

'Gimme a bacon baguette, sausage and chips, cheese burger, all day breakfast, a bottle of coke and a pack of crisps.....Oh hang on forget the crisps i'm not that hungry.'

And can i have the coke diet, need to watch my figure.

[Novadex]

"this is a stick up! Empty the grill!"

[Dar]

lolAll these are great, keep them coming!

[coombsey]

ill have a portion of chicken lips

[Dave.]

typical.. a 5m x 4m trailer with 3 people in it and not one f*cker serves me.. im crying.. i hate this service :cry::cry::cry:

[Dave.]

"i know it says burger's and fries.. but do you do chicken nuggets?"

[Novadex]

"would you like salad with that sir?"
"Wosat?"

[Lee]

'I understand your dissapointment in us running out of chips Sir, but i would ask politely that you DONT eat our burger van'

[Dave.]

"baldy!!!!"

[NovaLad]

Which way to amerillo ??

[Stuart]

"do you deep fry salads?"

"Is your food Kosha?"

"Do you do a group buy discount?"

[Timmy]

"we dont serve your kind here"

[Stanley]

'4lb of beef curtains please. hold the cheese'

[CoolTiger]

please sir do not lick the glass

[Novadex]

"this is a stick up! Empty the grill!"

he even has a holster lol

[Stantonio]

"Oh, does thow have owt moist"

[mowgli]

so that's one 'deeply dippy' & one 'too sexy it hurts'

[Dan]

FPMSL lololololol

Now to those who i spoke to at trax you can see why i hate camera's, and why i banter all day when at shows, as i know there's a good chance i'll get raped online in the evening lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Dave.]

oohhh hot surface.. do not touch.. ooh.... AHHH YOU F*CKER!!!!

[Dan 130]

"excuse me do you serve cow"

[NovaLad]

"Hi i'm baldylocks have you seen 3 bears come past here?"

[bump]

Erm...Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to know anywhere round here that would have some foie gras perchance?

[Dave.]

allright mate.. sorry to ask but any diea where the burger bar is?

[Bouch]

...could you hurry up please? I'm sure the bloke behind me is taking pictures of my bum!!!!

[Matt Pickering]

Burger women "Hey baldy can you turn the other way as im blinded from the glare of ya head"!!!

[Matt Pickering]

"Would you like salad with that sir"


Do i look as if i eat fookin salad!!!!!

[Philsutton]

Now to those who i spoke to at trax you can see why i hate camera's, and why i banter all day when at shows, as i know there's a good chance i'll get raped online in the evening lol lol lol lol lol lol


an yet stll people keep reeling them in lol

[bump]

an yet stll people keep reeling them in lol

Something about fish and barrels lol

[mowgli]

well missus, if you've ever wandered what sex is like with a shaven fanny, now's your chance!

[Jim]

"Do you want your drive tarmaccing?"

"What do you mean I look like a **** with this earpiece in?"

"This vest was white when I bought it in 1982"

[CP]

Yep thats right you heard me correctly - I want the f#***g lot - here's my PNG card and I want a discount! lol

The first time I met up with Dan at an event (Weston car show if I remember right waaay back) the first bit of banter that we kicked off with was the phenomen that was Dans eating habits. We pretty much toured the site by going on an extended burger van crawl which consisted of about 10 minutes looking at cars whilst he devoured whatever he had bought. After the 10 mins were up his blood sugar started to drop alarmingly and we would have to stop at the nearest van for him to get some more snap:roll: He's prolly got a 10 foot tapeworm in there somewhere:p

[ward]

can i have a mc chicken sandwedge and a coke no ice

[Stuart]

his tapeworm has a tapeworm

[Stuart]

new caption comp time people

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/slindborg/dougieanddan.jpg

[Lee]

'gran knitted me another wacky shirt with no arms or back again'

[Dan 130]

oooooooooooo should i, shant i, should i , shant i

[CP]

softly-softly-catchy-monkeylol

[Stuart]

"his bum does look big in that"

"I might be ineterested once hes been down the gym like he claimed"

[Lee]

'My worm would like to meet yours'

[Nick]

Roflcopter ^

[Ernie]

"Eye's down look in boys"

[db_1.2]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Trackday%20Photos/Trax%2007/DSC07213_800x600.jpg

'Please Sir, can I have some more?'

Is this place in Weymouth?!

[Jim Mcrae]

Bugger!! Im sure i parked here

[Mike]

Re - Pic on Page 4

"Dougie caught in Anal Sex scandal"

[Lynsey]

MMMMMMMMMM ;) :p

[Riggy]

"do you want your pics little boy"

lol dougie does look very happy there though

[smcgsi16v]

"We should do this again sometime soon!"

[nova---chris]

new caption comp time people

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/slindborg/dougieanddan.jpg

' Thanks for the ride dan ' lol

' bend over just a bit more. Cmon just a bit moreeeee '

[Jim]

Dan: "tell me when your in"

Dougie: "Ready or not, here I cum"

[Lee]

Dougie: 'Im putting my shirt back on, that was literally like waving a stick in the Albert Hall'

Dan: 'Its not just my appetite thats massive'

[scott.parker]

Dougie: Are you sure that was sun cream? I’m going to rub it off!

Dan: Oh Sh1t I’m stuck, I think I’ve slipped something!

Dougie: *Smerks and looks pleased with him self* That will teach you to swap that factor 50!

[Dar]

I feel this one needs sound click here and press a few buttons (http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm). Thats what I think is happening in that piccy.

[Ernie]

lol

[Riggy]

pmsl

[sport]

Dan: are you in yet

Dougie: what do you mean ive finished

[Lynsey]

Mr Lee, I have one:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/skinnywoman.jpg

[Jeff16v]

Dan - where's the burgers before fatty gets in there

fatty - where's Dan, greedy bugger!

[draper]

the cannon and ball tribute act were just glad of the work

[NovaLad]

here comes godzilla!!
http://blogs.townonline.com/newton/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/godzilla.jpg

[mowgli]

Mr Lee, I have one:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/skinnywoman.jpg
Novalad buys a lowering kit!

[NovaLad]

And it was the cheapest lowering kit around.

[mowgli]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/slindborg/dougieanddan.jpg Are you shearing that sheep?? No! Go & find your own one!

[scott.parker]

Are you sheering that sheep?? No! Go & find your own one!...

[Jack]

Mr Lee, I have one:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/skinnywoman.jpg

Fcuk me, bex has let herself go a bit

[mowgli]

...

Sheering isn't a real word

shearing is what you do to a sheep

sharing is you don't do to a sheep

[draper]

Fcuk me, bex has let herself go a bit

i was too kind to put that, but it did enter my warped little mind

[Alex.]

Fcuk me, bex has let herself go a bit

Really? I thought she'd lost a bit of weight?:confused:

[Jeff16v]

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/lynz_sr/skinnywoman.jpg
that 10 stone i lost keeps following me around

[Lee]

The girl behind the VXR quickly hid the cakes, then pretended to be asleep.

[smcgsi16v]

Fat bird says "I don't think the diets working".