Bull vs Man

[Jack]

Bull 1, Man 0

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/bull.jpg

[Dar]

Feck!! OWNED!!

[Welsh Dan]

that'll sting lol

[Jack]

Bull 2, Man 0

http://www.financialcryptography.com/images/matador3.jpg

[Dar]

Fair play!!
I love to see the bull get some revenge before they are killed.
http://sevencolors.org/images/photo/Valencia_bull_fight2.jpg
This bull is going to rape his ****!!
http://www.visitcancun.com/tours/bullfight_trample.jpg

[Dar]

You've started me off now RJ
Gored in the Ringlol
http://www.rubberfaces.com/digital-pictures-dvd/pictures/1000.jpg
lol - He has to have lost at least one ball!
http://www.rubberfaces.com/digital-pictures-dvd/pictures/1001.jpg

[Alex.]

Just got this sent through an email:-

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!

The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites,inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins".

[freeman88]

lol pure ownage

[smcgsi16v]

http://www.financialcryptography.com/images/matador3.jpg

PROSTATE EXAMINATION SIR!!!:cry:

[chris-gsi]

ouch!! lol serves em rite though.bull has no chance once it in the ring.

[Dar]

http://sevencolors.org/images/photo/Valencia_bull_fight2.jpg
Looking at that picture again. I'm wondering if the bloke has just pulled off a Jackie Chan type move and forward summersaulted over the bull:eek:

[Jack]

up, down, triangle, right, right, square, L1, up, NINJA BULL ATTACK

http://www.dailybessemer.com/050308/index_files/rad%20the%20bull.jpg

Bull 8, Man 0]

[Dar]

Holy hell! That would have hurt a few ton of Ninja Bull hurtling at you whilst your down and on your back!

[Riggy]

FPMSL @ ninja bull

the rest look painfull to say the least

[GRUNT 16V]

That had to hurt !!! any one got a plaster!!!!! ouch!!

[Philsutton]

LMFAO, you know there is some serious penetration when both the guys feet are off the floor.

[ste porter]

im sure this bull was the forgotten understudy of bruce leigh

http://www.amicrazy.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/bullgym.jpg

this 1 flys better than the puma helicopters

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/2064/bullfight0qd.jpg

after the op to remove the horn i realised i just had to keep fighting something but the question is what next.............................................. ................ i know!

http://fatherjoe.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/french_bullfighting.jpg

[Lee]

Bull 9, Man Nil

http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/bullfight_2004-06-23.jpg

[Dar]

Ninja bull strikes again! (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FvpsDNyQZ5Y)
Holy hell they are a good shot with them horns! Warning: Man geting the horn:D (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bQIiWUggJyM)

[ade]

http://fatherjoe.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/french_bullfighting.jpg

this'll be the British foot and mouth version seeing as how all the feckin livestock is banned from shows!

Saw a classic "sheep dog" trial recently where they were herding ducks (or the quack commando's as they were known)

[opel2000]

FPMSL possibly the funniest thread I've ever seen on a forum ever :D lol :D lol

[Mazz]

Not quite the same - but worth a read!
http://master01.spikedhumor.com/26909/26909_hippo_news_vw.jpg

[smcgsi16v]

Typical Daily Sport headline that is.