FAO anyone in an office (male)

[dave.gsi]

being a tradesman its been a long time since i wore a shirt and tie combo (school...8/9yrs ago). i just wear jeans or trackie bottoms and trainers for work everyday.


however, i have a wedding coming up on friday that im going to, were i have to wear a tie.

i can remember how to tie a tie, but only in the gay little schoolboy way with the little knot. what im after is the big knot that you see all the posh office people with......... kind of a big V shape.

anyone help? lol

instructions or a link to a site with pictures would be good :thumb:

[draper]

lol - luckily i dont have to wear a tie for work and my missus does my tie when im in court

[Mike]

LMFAO! Im the same as you, tackies/jeans a pair of trashed Reebok classics like every other tradesmen wears lol lol

[Ash]

as per norm Google saves the day:

http://www.tieknot.com/tying-a-tie.html

[Lee]

http://www.cyberciti.biz/tips/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/i-will-use-google-b4-dump-question-bart.png

http://www.tieanecktie.com/

lol lol lol lol

[dave.gsi]

:thumb: cheers people





---> goes off to get tie for practise lol

[dave.gsi]

http://www.tieanecktie.com/WindsorKnot.php

BT is that a fappin cackhanders site or what?

it starts of with...'wide end of the tie on your right'

but in the pictures its on the left,....like a mongy left hander is doing it! im confused enough without converting tie pictures from left handers to right handers!lol

[General Baxter]

buy a clip on lol

[Lee]

http://www.tieanecktie.com/WindsorKnot.php

BT is that a fappin cackhanders site or what?

it starts of with...'wide end of the tie on your right'

but in the pictures its on the left,....like a mongy left hander is doing it! im confused enough without converting tie pictures from left handers to right handers!lol

LMFAO, no idea, i hit 'im feeling lucky' and didnt even bother looking at the site lol

Maybe the pics are to show you what it will look like looking in the mirror?

[Mike]

BT is that a fappin cackhanders site or what?

FPMSL! lol

[dave.gsi]

oh that makes it a hundred times easier....looking at mirror images of ties being tied lol

clip on it may have to be lol

[Mike]

oh that makes it a hundred times easier....looking at mirror images of ties being tied lol

clip on it may have to be lol

get your missus to tie it for you lol women know how to tie tie's lol

[dave.gsi]

ill ask her when i see her.

if she gets stuck ill show her BT's informative google site of 'left handers tying ties in a mirror'. im sure that'll help lol

[Lee]

BT's informative google site lol

'I swear baby, its not mine'

[Stuart]

Just do the gay school knot but dont do it up tight so its still big.. thats all I do

[Alex.]

lol - luckily i dont have to wear a tie for work and my missus does my tie when im in court

Lmfao, you pro! lol

[Geth]

Word of warning! If you wear a tie with a knot more than 3" wide you will instantly become a raving homosexual.

[Lee]

Word of warning! If wear a tie with a knot more than 3" wide you will instantly become a raving homosexual.

..and if your anus is over 3" wide, its very likely you are already a raving homosexual!

[Mike]

..and if your anus is over 3" wide, its very likely you are already a raving homosexual!

or a very bad case of diahorrea induced by an over indulgent anal bum ring playing session?

[Dan 130]

mmmmmmmmmmmm fizzy bum gravy lol

[Mike]

Homo Tie Man strikes back!

http://www.siteforless.com/photos/People-man_in_tie.gif

[Mike]

And hes a drug dealer in disguise who doesnt like ties...

http://www.vela.nl/binary/Business%20man%20loosens%20tieNW-web.jpg

[Mike]

And hes just a plain bum ring player with big ears, a funny voice and a little knot (and brain)

http://images.askmen.com/men/celeb_profiles_business_politics/pictures/tony_blair/tony_blair.jpg

[Jack]

Ties are for gayers, end of. I refuse to wear one.

The only time I recently did wear one was for a wedding, once I'd got it off my head Rambo style and actually put it on properly it lasted about 8 minutes then came straight off.

[bump]

I can't wear ties, can't bear to have anything close to my neck.

Go for the Jack option for comedy value.

[Riggy]

lol i hate ties aswell , and pants and shirts lol

although when i was in school you had to have you tie tied with the thin end out or you were un-cool :thumb:

[draper]

why would a banana suit need a tie :confused: