Hi im new - Left for comedy prosperity

[Phop78]

Hi, im new, ive got a mclaren F1 GTR and a nova as my first car, great lil things, sorry no piccies, my cam died :'(

[p77]

hi i'm a chav i like your name!

[Jack]

lmfao a Mclaren F1 and a Nova? Talk about slumming it lol

[Phop78]

init, you dissing my mclaren?

faster than my bloody nova as a daily user

[Alex.]

Init wicked yeah bruv, solid



Welcome

[craig green]

McClaren F1 but no camera? :roll:

[Phop78]

init :D

it is like, my nova takes me to work and back, and me GTR has its days like this weeks, its been lovly, maxed out on the m25 early this morning 208MHP before i had to slow down!

[Jack]

init, you dissing my mclaren?

faster than my bloody nova as a daily user
Put an XE in the Nova, then it'll be faster than the Mclaren

[Phop78]

ofc i have a camera :lol

[Phop78]

i just need to get 15 + postes before i can post a piccie of it

[Phop78]

so i am gunna hauury it up, cos i really wanna sow you

[Phop78]

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[craig green]

init :D

it is like, my nova takes me to work and back, and me GTR has its days like this weeks, its been lovly, maxed out on the m25 early this morning 208MHP before i had to slow down!

If only your spelling was as good as your imagination! :D

[Jack]

so i am gunna hauury it up, cos i really wanna sow you
Are you a farmer? Or of questionable sexual orientation? lol

[p77]

nova's are faster than mclaren F1s and they handle better i would get rid of the mclaren and max out ur nova

[Phop78]

oi, i was trying to type fast ok?

you think want ya want, but my GTR is faster than anything here! :p

[p77]

farmers dont drive mclarens BTW

[Phop78]

nova's are faster than mclaren F1s and they handle better i would get rid of the mclaren and max out ur nova


erm, no, it cost me about 1.5million, and my nova cost me about ?5,000

[Phop78]

and im not a farmer

[p77]

are you a gay farmer??

[Phop78]

hmm, anyway, ill show ya my car in a sec

[Phop78]

no i am not, i have a wife and 1 kid!

[Phop78]

now here we go

[Phop78]

http://www.wheelsarchives.freeserve.co.uk/page-02/gulf-mclaren-gtr-f1-t10-13-2001.jpg

[bangerbrian]

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spamming!!!;)

[p77]

oh.sorry.i want to be a farmer one day.so how faster is ur mclaren? can i have a ride in it?oh go on

[Teggy]

hi i wont believe it till i see it i must own a tvr a company car (fiesta) and a nova.......and hey i was a farmer lol

[dj_wudgey]

u must be on drugs son thats all ive got to say. Lets post pics of someone else's mclaren and say its mine how big of you how old 14 - 15 come back when youve got a car looser ha ha

[bangerbrian]

prove it!

[craig green]

no i am not, i have a wife and 1 kid!

Another 2 reasons why I would expect you to be able to write & spell.

[ANDYRACER]

Please die of aids slowly!

[p77]

i saw a mclaren F1 drive down a mountain in scotalnd once it was crazy!!!

[Iain]

That was probably me mate - I fibreglassed a Mclaren bodykit on to my 1.2 Nova. A lot of people can hardly tell the difference but deep down inside I know it's a Vauxhall and that's all that matters.

[draper]

:wtf:

[Alex.]

P77 and Phop78, if you wanna just post sh!te there's the PM-ing system for that. Also you need to learn how to spell and use punctuation otherwise admin and Stuart will go mental. :thumb:

[JSeymour]

hello and welcome to png/novaload.


lol

[Alex.]

Please die of aids slowly!

lol


and my nova cost me about ?5,000

WTF?!:wtf:

[bangerbrian]

they should be banned for spamming! lol

[NovaLad]

Show us a pic of your nova next to your Mclaren ...

[Dar]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/Forum%20pics/469758086_051b1dd752.jpg
Bring the Macca to Combe I want a go :D

[RJM25R]

Please die...............................



soon.

[Phop78]

haha, screw you, fine, i still have one, i am not 14 - 15 years old, thank you

[Phop78]

i wont die

[Phop78]

Show us a pic of your nova next to your Mclaren ...

why

[p77]

DONT MESS WITH ME YOU GAY FARMER CHAV SCUM:mad:

[Dar]

DONT MESS WITH ME YOU GAY FARMER CHAV SCUM:mad:
Are you a gangsta!

[kevster]

omg get a life !!!!!

[kevster]

Are you a gangsta!
yeah blood hez like proper gang$ta lol

[Phop78]

no txt tlk

[p77]

no, i am a wannabe gangster ,thats why i drive a Nova.in am in fact a loser with an embarrasing car to drive

[Phop78]

haha

[kevster]

school playground games !!!! nice lol

[Dar]

no, i am a wannabe gangster ,thats why i drive a Nova.in am in fact a loser with an embarrasing car to drive
lol Cool, well its nice to see that you have come to terms with it anyway:thumb:
I'm sure your Nova isn't that bad. Every one has to start somewhere buddy, chin up:D

[Phop78]

ive just seen, what brakes ya guys use?

just ones taken off other cars?

convert them!

put a few holes in them!
and get some lotus high performance brake discs and pads

[Stuart]

awesome... report your own spamming thread... genius! bye bye

[Kinky Monza]

OMG! who let those in?

[Dar]

Noooooooooooooo. I go for a shower and the kids get banned :(

[bangerbrian]

damn it!!

[Saloony]

Noooooooooooooo. I go for a shower and the kids get banned :(
You shower, well i am surprisedlol

[Philsutton]

awesome... report your own spamming thread... genius! bye bye


lol smooth

[Lee]

oo, havent had retarded trolls for ages :)

Pity these ones werent up to much.

[ANDYRACER]

Who banned him? :mad:

I have time to kill in work, and watching him die slowly would of topped it off perfectly. :mad:

[Lee]

Stu did, didnt have much choice as he reported himself. lol

[ANDYRACER]

So you telling me that if i report myself ill get banned? :cool:

[Lee]

If Stu picks up the email, probably lol

[Kinky Monza]

lol

[ANDYRACER]

If Stu picks up the email, probably lol

email sent :thumb:

[Alex.]

What oddballs. "Hi, I'm spamming on this thread...ban me pleese" lol


Not me though.

[Stuart]

email sent :thumb:

lies lol....

plus It would be what you want so wouldnt happen :p

[Jack]

lmfao, reporting your own thread. Way to go, thats like getting into a fight and hitting the other guy's fist with your balls lol

[ANDYRACER]

lies lol....

plus It would be what you want so wouldnt happen :p

Love u really Stu-e-wooeey xx

[burgo]

bugger i always miss all the fun :(

[Matt2107]

A pig farmer??? Squeal piggy squeal!!

[Dar]

lmfao, reporting your own thread. Way to go, thats like getting into a fight and hitting the other guy's fist with your balls lol
Thanks RJ, I 'almost!' sprayed multiple screens with coffie just thenlol

[peester]

well best excuse for a muppet room post ive ever seen