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LUV2XLR8
30-07-07, 01:34 AM
ever been stood up on a date?
made you feel small?
a dent in your confidance?

i made a journey to meet this dirty bird last night only to be stood up.
she turned her phone off after saying she'd meet me in 5 lol, instead it cost me ?80 to get a taxi home! GAY!

anyway, its revenge time.

Cara 07772502606

go wild, have a laff ;) :thumb:
Adam
30-07-07, 01:39 AM
Lol

"finds phone"
s14a
30-07-07, 01:46 AM
haha
hi is that dial a ride lol
ANDYRACER
30-07-07, 02:30 AM
Me: Hi is this Cara?

Her:Yeh

Me: Do you get your rat out easily?

Her: You what?

Me: You know u slag, ur pi55 flaps?

Her: errr phone goes dead lol
s14a
30-07-07, 02:47 AM
you didnt ring and say that at 2.30 am did you...
fcukin stalker lol
Jack
30-07-07, 08:22 AM
This thread is useless without pics.
tom_beverley
30-07-07, 09:02 AM
This thread is useless without pics.


lol , Agreed.
LUV2XLR8
30-07-07, 10:45 AM
haha, ok looking a short Amy Winehouse ish lol

nice one people ;)
Jack
30-07-07, 01:10 PM
haha, ok looking a short Amy Winehouse
Thats a severe contradiction, "ok looking" and "Amy Winehouse" ;)

Just find a load of sales websites - car insurance ones are usually a good bet - fill in her details and tick the box that says call me for a quote/further info etc lol
bump
30-07-07, 01:14 PM
haha, ok looking a short Amy Winehouse ish lol

Amy Winehouse looks like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean lol
novaco
30-07-07, 01:21 PM
Amy Winehouse looks like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean lol

lmfao!!! :thumb:
LUV2XLR8
30-07-07, 05:07 PM
ring her and tell her that ;)
ANDYRACER
30-07-07, 08:02 PM
Me: Hi is this Cara?

Her:Yeh

Me: Do you get your rat out easily?

Her: You what?

Me: You know u slag, ur pi55 flaps?

Her: errr phone goes dead lol

I dont rem writing that or ringing her lol
Damm i really was wasted last night lol
draper
30-07-07, 08:05 PM
^^ welcome to my world lol
Jack
30-07-07, 08:35 PM
This is when draper vaguely remembers getting a weird phone call from some random northern monkey at 2:30am this morning
LUV2XLR8
31-07-07, 05:59 PM
dont worry, i didnt even remember meeting her, thought id try and get a dirty night out of her anyway lol
draper
31-07-07, 06:01 PM
This is when draper vaguely remembers getting a weird phone call from some random northern monkey at 2:30am this morning

hmmmmmmmmmmmm no you mention it