clarkson is a w*nker

[Dave.]

hes a total w*nker.. look how clean the nova is in this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfTRlQot3ZU

im actually p*ssed off with him loads lol

[General Baxter]

but novas are crap lol

[Lee]

meh, he used it to help kill a Montego.

As far as im concerned thats a fair sacrifice lol

[gammienov16v]

he could ov used a ****ty FORD lol

[Mike]

im with Baxter lol

[bangerbrian]

but there is some rust on sills lol lol

[Kinky Monza]

The Nova wasn't that badly damaged, could've been worse though! lol

[Dar]

Thats fair game as far as im concerned. The one that annoyed me is when he raced VBH. VBH in a XE Nova and him in a Rover. The Nova would have tore the Rover a new one, but Mr Clarkson cannot be seen to lose can he. Annoys me even now.

[Ernie]

If you were at billing for the nation day when the vbh nova was first shown off we knew the facts before the film came out..

[draper]

its not that bad, ive owned worse condition ones lol

[sport]

Was going to say seen ones in worse condition in auto trader:roll:

[Bouch]

Thats fair game as far as im concerned. The one that annoyed me is when he raced VBH. VBH in a XE Nova and him in a Rover. The Nova would have tore the Rover a new one, but Mr Clarkson cannot be seen to lose can he. Annoys me even now.

Well said Dar. You are spot on. And even though i'd love to hang out the back of VBH, she can't drive FWD for toffee.

[Jack]

Well said Dar. You are spot on. And even though i'd love to hang out the back of VBH, she can't drive FWD for toffee.
Bingo. I'm sure I remember seeing her and some other bloke (can't remember who off the top of my head - may have been Tiff) doing a "getaway car" test where they rant cars round a car park. She was absolutely hopeless at it lol

[Jim]

Bingo. I'm sure I remember seeing her and some other bloke (can't remember who off the top of my head - may have been Tiff) doing a "getaway car" test where they rant cars round a car park. She was absolutely hopeless at it lol
I'm pretty sure she would beat everyone on this forum round a race track in a FWD drive car.

[Jack]

I'm pretty sure she would beat everyone on this forum round a race track in a FWD drive car.
Yes, but thats not the point I'm debating is it? :roll:

[Jim]

The quote thing didn't work, I was quoting both you and Bouch, but it only displayed your quote. The forums obviously broken, lol.

[Lee]

Have to agree with Jim, the girl can seriously drive, but im sure she goes even better tied to a bed covered in melted chocolate.

EDIT: did i just type that out loud?

[Dar]

She can drive well enough. But as said Mr Clarkson would never have let a woman beat him in a Nova of all things. She was pulling up the handbreak and all sorts just to lose time and let him win. Pitty but there it is.

[craig green]

Yes, in the full throttle vid she clearly demonstrates how not to drive a Nova.

That GTE in the vid is most likely a stolen recovered etc. They always source cars that way for demolition. When that footage was made I expect a GTE in that condition was still worth over a grand. I dont think the BBC are into buying ?1000 cars to ruin, despite the unique way they are funded!

[Pigeonrat9]

Standard Clarkson. I remember in one of his more pointless videos ("Top 100 Cars" or something - anyway, an E-type won), he trashed what appeared to be a mint Mk2 Cavalier SRi, B-reg. It was one of these giant domino things, and the Cav was one of them. A whole group of cars were trashed in this one section, and I know he's a Ford man, but putting a Mk2 Cav, Mk2 Astra and even a Sierra in the same "bad car" bracket as the Allegro Vanden Plas and the Marina is not really fair...