Lee
14-07-07, 06:53 PM
10. Your passenger seat is a registered structure.
9. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
8. You lose the traffic light grandprix to a 14 year old on a moped.
7. theres a badge on the back of it, advertising that it has 4 gears
6. When you fill up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windscreen for you?"
5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car, but you never notice
4. While sitting at a red light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
3. Theres a mushroom growing in the boot
2. You keep losing dates on right turns.
1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning jams.
9. Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
8. You lose the traffic light grandprix to a 14 year old on a moped.
7. theres a badge on the back of it, advertising that it has 4 gears
6. When you fill up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windscreen for you?"
5. Thieves repeatedly break in your car, but you never notice
4. While sitting at a red light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
3. Theres a mushroom growing in the boot
2. You keep losing dates on right turns.
1. Traffic reporters start referring to you by name when discussing morning jams.