Stanley
04-07-07, 06:14 PM
Turned right out of my road this morning and didn't see a car coming the other way, Skoda Fabia ploughed into the side of me
As soon as I turned out of the junction, I knew it was a recipe for disaster. Still, it could be a trifle worse. The Police turned up shortly afterwards and took me into custardy. It really takes the bloody biscuit because the Skoda guy was simply driving too quickly. I reckon I'm going to be in a right jam now in terms of my insurance.
The scene of the accident was absolute carnage.
Jam, sponge cake, jelly and icing all over the road.lollollol
Also version shortened for text messaging -
Some ****er crashed into my car today.
They were in one of those new Skoda's
****ing jam and sponge everywhere!!!
As soon as I turned out of the junction, I knew it was a recipe for disaster. Still, it could be a trifle worse. The Police turned up shortly afterwards and took me into custardy. It really takes the bloody biscuit because the Skoda guy was simply driving too quickly. I reckon I'm going to be in a right jam now in terms of my insurance.
The scene of the accident was absolute carnage.
Jam, sponge cake, jelly and icing all over the road.lollollol
Also version shortened for text messaging -
Some ****er crashed into my car today.
They were in one of those new Skoda's
****ing jam and sponge everywhere!!!