joke

[Dave.]

a clever blonde, king kong and godzilla are standing ontop of a building.. they are all going to commit suicide.. who jumps first?













no-one.. as none of the 3 exist lol lol lol

[Iain]

Where's the joke?

[Lee]

I think that joke just gave me cancer!

[Stuart]

lee, you didnt read it from the BBC website, so you didnt :p

[NovaLad]

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[NovaLad]

Looks like that one came off the back of a penguin.

[turbojolt]

you should fell ashamed of your self
piss.... poor

lol

[Jack]

I go into muppet corner and see this

joke
xXx_Nova_xXx

... am I the only one who was expecting a poll? lol

[mowgli]

Is that tumbleweed?

A bloke walks into a pub with an ostrich, a cat & a midget in a top hat & tails. He orders 4 pints, and immediately the cat shouts ' I'm not paying!'
The midget goes to the pub piano & starts playing.
He orders 4 more pints & the landlord says ' Go on then, explain this lot'

The bloke says I rubbed an old lamp & out came a deaf genie, he gave me a bird with long legs, a tight pussy & a 12" pianist.

Now thats how to tell a crap joke

[Iain]

lol You saved the thread