mowgli
25-06-07, 11:20 PM
There is this new lad at work, Kyle, who has got a ribena coloured corsa B.
Last saturday he parked it in the way of everything in the yard, and went out on a job. When he got back, I was steam cleaning a pickup & he says 'Oh can you wash my car?' I agreed as long as he let me have the keys.
So to get my own back on him, I floored it (if possible with 1.2spi) & handbraked it into the washbay. I cleaned it & sent him on his way.
5mins later, the boss gets a phone call.
'Kyle has put his car in the ditch, go & pull him out.'
We found Kyle stood by the side of the road & his car was on its side, undamaged, but facing the wrong way.
He said that as it looked so easy, he thought he would try it himself, so at 50mph on a country lane he turned the wheel & yanked the handbrake.
Last saturday he parked it in the way of everything in the yard, and went out on a job. When he got back, I was steam cleaning a pickup & he says 'Oh can you wash my car?' I agreed as long as he let me have the keys.
So to get my own back on him, I floored it (if possible with 1.2spi) & handbraked it into the washbay. I cleaned it & sent him on his way.
5mins later, the boss gets a phone call.
'Kyle has put his car in the ditch, go & pull him out.'
We found Kyle stood by the side of the road & his car was on its side, undamaged, but facing the wrong way.
He said that as it looked so easy, he thought he would try it himself, so at 50mph on a country lane he turned the wheel & yanked the handbrake.